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This god damned spider on the wall.

Before you lecture people on vanity you should clean up your grammar so you don't sound like a retard.

Whack your head really hard against a wall

They cause seconds of my cringing and then doing whatever I can to get rid of the video

I would, but I would be afraid if my parents unboxed it and found stamper's condom or something (that was one of them right?)

At 6/21/11 04:20 PM, tox wrote:

At 6/21/11 04:17 PM, Jackdabomb wrote: If you want to be a true lazyman then you will follow in the master's footsteps.

holy fucking reading.. im energetic at times and you cant possibly expect me to read all that do you?

Well, here's the pissing out the window part that makes for a good laugh:

I cut a hole in my bedroom window screen so I can piss out of it without having to put clothes on to go to the bathroom. Once I missed the hole, pissed all over the window, the sill, and myself. It smells awful when the sun hits it and the wind blows so I try to keep the window closed as much as possible. No more fresh air :/

If you want to be a true lazyman then you will follow in the master's footsteps.

At 6/21/11 04:10 PM, Cootie wrote:

At 6/21/11 04:03 PM, Timmy wrote: What are you going to do with a hundred pounds of shark meat anyway?

Freeze it and slowly eat it until it is gone. Like you would with any other fish.

Is shark meat even tasty? I once ate an alligator and that was pretty good. How are you gonna cook it? I'd probably deep fry it...

People cover up their genetic mutations...

Why is my penis turning blue?

At 6/16/11 05:55 PM, Alex12345269 wrote: OMG THIS IS SO COOL LOL OMG THIS SHOULD BE ON EVERY VIDEO NYANCAT IS THE COOLEST THING EVER LOL

fuck you guys.

I get that the reaction might be a bit over exaggerated, but it's kind of cool and there's no reason to be a cynical asshole.

Sorce? Also, lol.

Let furaffinity handle it

Name him after your old dog and pretend it's him.

Not particularly, nothing sue-worthy though.

At 6/16/11 06:52 PM, Ryanson wrote: Picture Samuel L. Jackson being not awesome.

Hard right??

No, try watching him in any of his recent movies. *cough* snakes on a plane *cough*. He's quintessentially the black Nicholas Cage.

Ephebophile god damn it, we're ephebophiles not pedophiles don't even try to compare us to that group of mental ward bound assholes.

Ten bucks the next episode is a terrance and phillip episode just to fuck with everyone who was thinking that they were going to stop making money because of their message.

At 6/10/11 01:13 AM, gamejunkie wrote:

At 6/10/11 01:06 AM, Jackdabomb wrote: That's like saying action stars are murderers, sure they're doing it but nobodies being harmed and in the end they're just actors.

How soon we forget. Two that come to mind, OJ Simpson and Robert Blake.

Touché

That's like saying action stars are murderers, sure they're doing it but nobodies being harmed and in the end they're just actors.

At 6/10/11 12:06 AM, Heretic-Anchorite wrote:

At 6/10/11 12:02 AM, HBot wrote: I have no idea what this post is about or that picture I read it 5 times I just don't understand.

What do a Raven and a desk have in common?

Poe wrote on both

Fun fact, monopoly originally was a game that was anti capitalism, the creator intended for people to be enraged by the capitalist system but instead people thought it was enjoyable and made many people like the capitalist system. Eventually a company either stole/bought it from her (I don't remember) and in an ironic twist of fate became a part of the capitalist system.

At 6/6/11 11:37 PM, Ptero wrote: Katy Perry

She still has plenty of natural beauty. The other examples in the thread are much worse.

Acid like, fucks up your system man. Just stating scro

At 6/7/11 12:24 AM, All-American-Badass wrote:

At 6/7/11 12:22 AM, Oolaph wrote: Someone's a little grumpy.

What is grumpy? emotions have no meaning to me, I am a robot.

Stop downloading pron it'll clog up your circuits

My little sister?

We'd both be too shy to make the first move.

Comedy sequels never break the formula of the original, hell, most sequels in general don't break the formula of the original. You're so fucking clever.

A black man.

I don't have friends you asshole