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Maybe a few children wouldn't make alts but the majority of them would. I know I probably would, at least just to see what the forum would be all about.

My favorite character is Boromir

One does not simply stroll into Mordor

Kick ass line right there.

At 7/27/11 02:45 AM, Gerbil wrote: DETATALLY *gasp* DETATALLY DETATALLY DETATALLY DETATALLY DETATALLY DATATETATETATE

You have to wait 30 minutes to post the rest retard

At 7/27/11 02:37 AM, HasJoinedYourParty wrote:

At 7/27/11 02:33 AM, JohnnyUtah wrote:

At 7/27/11 02:28 AM, Xenomit wrote: I dont have the need to post such imature crap on here.

That doesnt mean shit though

HERP DERPY DERP IMA DERPY SHIT

bronies are pedophiles

and how

I SAW A BRONIE WHO RAPED MY LITTLE SISTER AND IWAS LIKE NOOOO AND HE WAS LIKE YES YOU MOTHER FUCKER I LOVE THAT MLP

FACEBOOK

It'd be a catastrophe

At 7/27/11 02:04 AM, slipknotfan33 wrote: question 1
you see a deer hit by a car but its still alive what do you do

I have things to do bitch I ain't stoppin for no god damned deer

question 2
you walk in on your wife cheating with another woman what do you do

Pshh I try to join them but if I can't I just watch nig

question 3
you see a robbery in progress what do you do

Fuck nig I aint gettin myself capped imma go home

question 4
you have aids what do you do

Tell my lesbian wife that I love her and I'm sorry that it had come to this point and make amends with everyone I can. I would sustain my life for as long as I could and set up some charities and benefits in the research of eradicating AIDS.

question 5
you can get a million dollars by being oprahs bitch for a months deal or no deal

That's a highly insensitive question, oprah would never act like that because she was raped as a child and wouldn't do so to others, but if this is some crazy form of Oprah I would reject the offer because that's just immoral

question 6
if answered deal up above what did you do with the money

IMMA GET MY DICK WET NIG

I guess you could say that teen was mauled... more than he could bear

Hey fred what would happen if we pooped at the same time towards each other, where would the poop go?

Committing suicide has never been easier

Hey keep this shit in psychology class

Yes, Bane has been confirmed to be in the movie

I would attempt to donate to local sperm bank

Spam thread, I've PMed a mod

At 7/23/11 09:06 PM, saqwert wrote: Did you try watching the 4kids dubbed version of One Piece when you were 12?

Yeah, is the Japanese one better?

At 7/23/11 08:51 PM, zag wrote: tell us what you think when you finish it ^.^

I just watched the first episode, seems pretty interesting

Thanks for the suggestions, I'm trying Elfen Lied right now cause it looks pretty interesting.

I watched Yu-Gi-Oh, Pokemon, and Dragonball Z as a kid so I'm not gonna rewatch them lol.

I just finished watching all the episodes of Death Note, which I thought was amazing, so I'm looking for any animes with the same quality. I don't want to watch Naruto since I've tried watching that before and didn't really like it and the same with One Piece.

Suggestions?

Sweet this doesn't look like it'll be blocked in school.

At 7/22/11 06:27 AM, OwnzAlot wrote: Newgrounds, something amazing just happened.

You shit out all the tequila out of your butthole. To think you could've been in the best porno... sigh

Language instantly as well as you know your first language, which language would you choose?

Feast on the blood of babies to gain their remaining lifespan.

I bet it's really fucking dark, I can't see shit.

Wait that's the plot, you motherfucker, you ruined the ending

Manipulation, Deception, Bribery, and Blackmail. All infinitely better than guns and knives.

Fucking Fabio man, good for him, man, that's fucking awesome. Isn't he like 50 now?

You were supposed to be home by 3!

I plan to die in my late 30's

It was a 4chan thing a while back.

Stranger: asl
You: 48 male HEADING SOUTH
Stranger: oo iim f
Stranger: i like older men ;D
You: My name's bill, yours?
Stranger: sami
You: Sweet, you're not a zombie right?
Stranger: wtf
You: Because I really don't want to waste another shell
Stranger: no
Stranger: unless im high
Stranger: no......
You: well can you answer this question, what is OP?
Stranger: opening paragraph
You: I'm sorry Sami I really liked you but it appears as though you're a zombie
You: *shoots*
Stranger: o....
Stranger: ow
Stranger: im dieng
Stranger: plz
You: As you should you zombie scum
Stranger: cough* cough*\\
Stranger: help :'(\
You: I'll help you alright
You: *BANG*
Stranger: i wont harm u!
Stranger: OW
You: *BANG*
Stranger: crawls on floor**\
Stranger: i wont hurt u! im a good kind!!
You: This ones for the fucking kill
Stranger: PLWASSE
Stranger: NOOO
Stranger: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:'(
You: *BOOM HEADSHOT*
You: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT MOTHERFUCKER YEAH
Stranger: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHH
Stranger: MY EYYEE
You: *Bashes head in*
Stranger: * sends zombie alarm*]
You: WHY WON'T YOU FUCKING DIE
Stranger: ZOMBIE ATTACK
You: FUCK YOU'VE ALERTED A HORDE
Stranger: EVIL SPIRIT TRBE
Stranger: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You: FUCK FUCK FUCK *begins running*
Stranger: *Zombies appere from the dead*\
You: *slowly being torn apart
Stranger: *chases u*
Stranger: RUNN
Stranger: POSES THE EVIL
You: I'm sorry sami
Stranger: GET HIM
You: end my misery now
Stranger: ...what?
Stranger: u dont wanna fight?
You: EAT ME
You: EAT ME
You: EAT ME
Stranger: * grabs ur arm*
You: DO IT
Stranger: *ties u to a tree so u cant escape*
Stranger: wel...
Stranger: it was uno
You: FINISH IT
Stranger: nice no ing u
You: FUCK YOU SAMI
Stranger: WAIT *Stops tribe*
You: what?
Stranger: i kind of like u bill!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: I LOVE U
You: Oh sami, I knew you'd come around
Stranger: :) *blushes
Stranger: o ill send my tribe back *unties u*
You: Oh thanks
Stranger: ZOMBIES DESEND!
!!! *zombies head bak 2 grave*
Stranger: i really like u :]
You: me too
Stranger: ik im different...
Stranger: but do think we can make it work?
You: Oh baby, I can make anything work *unzips pants*
Stranger: *pulls up dress*
Stranger: *pulls down panties*
Stranger: :)
You: *whips it out*
You: *penetrates*
Stranger: :D
Stranger: harder....harderr.........
You: *going faster*
You: OH YEAH SAMI
Stranger: make me bleed XO
Stranger: omy
Stranger: o my!
You: I WILL WITH THIS FUCKING KNIFE YOU BITCH *STAB STAB STAB* I FUCKING WIN YOU ZOMBIE BITCH
You have disconnected.

*Sweeping generalization that all NGers are lonely virgins*

I went without dinner for the umpteenth time this month, if only my true parents were still alive and I didn't have to live with my evil uncle