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For every hater you probably have ten fans. Unless you're terrible, then just flip the ratio around.

The most influential word is 'money'.

Meh, they can do what they want, long as it doesn't affect me. I try not to judge people based on their decisions because in the end it is their decision, not yours.

Nope, you're just ugly

There seems to be evidence of... (sunglasses) foul play

Have you tried WebMD or anything like that? I can't be bothered to do it myself but just as a friendly reminder that'd be the first thing I'd do.

Bieber will win the case. This will be forgotten within a few weeks.

They matter to me because if I don't respond I get all paranoid that they will hate me forever for not replying.

As far as actually mattering, it matters very little to the other person unless they are in love with you or something.

Among men I would bone, Tom is somewhere in the higher 90's of my top 100 men I would bone.

I ain't gay neither

All four, pay the fee of 75000 with the 80000 I got. This is dumb

>Go for bat
>Bash your fucking head in

Been growing this for a solid three months.

So I suck at puberty, fuck you

At 11/1/11 11:09 PM, Mr-Shark wrote:

At 11/1/11 11:06 PM, Bases wrote: or doors which one would YOU pick??? doors are better because you can actually open them

Really? You can't open you windows?

His parents permanently locked them and barred them because he would go out through them and molest children.

At 11/1/11 08:14 PM, Scarface wrote: I would start furiously masturbating, obviously.

Ctrl+F: "furiously masturbate"

Not disappoint

Not much has changed.

What? The people who owned the piano weren't pissed off? What a waste of a great instrument?

Internet popularity is practically worthless in all areas. Your fans will be childish and often be huge assholes about your release schedule, they will have the attention span of a fucking goldfish so your content has to be short and sweet, and they'll give you terrible feedback so there's no room for improvement. Unless you're making money off of your popularity I find the whole concept stupid.

None of them. Any joke used more than a few times makes my cringe-o-meter go off the fucking charts.

Murder him, and his family, and his extended family. Just to be safe.

Go by yourself in and then sneak out and come back in as your alter ego (preferably wearing some sort of disguise) and watch the thing and commentate on it switching between either ego throughout the night.

Is it that hard to just type you instead of u?

Start cooking meth.

Was Malcolm dead the whole time? That's at least my theory.

I'd catch the culprit because trying to carry such a heavy object without a forklift or something of the likes would slow him down enough where he wouldn't be that far away.

Nevermind, my dad just told me to drink it off, he let me drink a few beers and let me lay down on the couch, I'm watching Parks and Recreation right now.

Eat a turkey

I was listening to the Tron Legacy soundtrack so I started spinning my curtain rods all around and then I threw it into the ceiling and then it fell down at a weird angle to my leg and I broke my ankle, I don't want to go to the hospital so I'm attempting to snap it back into place and it really hurts.

What should I do?

At 10/25/11 09:48 PM, rifledark1 wrote: Read the title?

Don't want my partner or me to catch a disease from this.

For now, my only way to satisfy my piss fetish is from watching kinky hentai. <3

You'll be fine. Drink all the piss you can get.

The fact that you own a computer pretty much refutes the statement, "my family is really poor". You took too much offense for a petty little insult like that. Man the fuck up.

Start it up bitch