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At 2/4/12 09:44 PM, straberrykiler6789 wrote: She did ROAR at the beggining

This is now a photoshop thread.

At 2/5/12 12:10 AM, Sanch wrote: im guessin it was one of those magical, unheard of beings known as a 'typo'. article states one of them was shot and placed in care, the other one was apprehended at home.

also, i am a wizard at predicting the races of the actors in these kinds of things

Okay, thanks, that clears it up.

So, what's everyone eating? I'm eating a fuck ton of hot wings

At 2/5/12 12:04 AM, Scintillating wrote:

At 2/5/12 12:03 AM, Jackdabomb wrote: Man, Newgrounds got way more pretentious than the last time I was here.

I'm sorry... I made this thread to mock those people and they made it their new home.

It's okay, son. You pay them no mind, this too shall pass. Gather round the fire, we'll try to make due.

Man, Newgrounds got way more pretentious than the last time I was here.

How are both of the robbers in the hospital if the kid only managed to shoot one?

I have met a one or two gay men who were repulsed by having sex with a women. They told me that boobs felt weird, apparently a girl let him cop a feel because he's gay and I've yet to touch one :(

I hate it when my water is full of diseases and the neighboring gang comes and destroys our village.

Chloe Moretz, she's the closest age I can think of and is some devilish combination of extremely cute and extremely hot.

At 1/27/12 03:59 PM, hitman1993 wrote: Once, while browsin XVideos, the girl in the thumbnail in a video looked a lot like my sister, who's 19. After fapping to it vigorously, I looked closer and realized it wasn't her.

You must've been so disappointed.

Force her to give me a threesome

I was about to fap but now I'm going to hold it in, maybe for like a week.

Walter White from Breaking Bad

At 12/30/11 03:13 AM, psycho-squirrel wrote: How many want to bet it will only last 1 season?

This, the writing will be so terrible though, the videos are already cringeworthy with more repeating of the same joke than an snl skit. One episode of repeated gags and I'm sure tons of forced cringe-y jokes and you'll feel like blowing your brains out.

Masturbate

At 12/30/11 02:37 AM, ant109 wrote: Little big planet would be interesting! God of war would also make a great series, however good luck trying to get a voice actor who sounds anything like kratos..

I feel like any voice actor worth his salt should be able to do a deep manly voice.

Yes, All

At 12/30/11 03:01 AM, Serbian-terrorist wrote:

At 12/30/11 02:54 AM, Moloko wrote: Dayum girl let me squirtle on them jigglypuffs.

My penis is confused :O

Moar liek erect amirite guise?

Trolling, by definition, is the use of comments usually attempted through the least amount of effort to bait for angry comments in return. Memorials would be a hotbed for such responses and while it may be easier to troll there it should be avoided. In any art there are things that are in good taste and those that are in bad, things in bad taste will seem risque and therefore more tempting.

Either that, or trolling isn't a fucking art it's just a bunch of fat losers trying to feel better about themselves.

Teriyaki

Kill a man in cold blood

Hang out with her at the usual place, Mickey D's, talk about life and shit over a double mac and coffee, go back to your shitty apartment, she tries to jump up on your dick, you resist but her feminine charm eventually overcomes you and before you know it you're stark naked with your hard dick in wet married pussy, all of a sudden "knock knock", oh shit you struggle to pull your pants on but it's too late, the beefcake of a husband has knocked down the door and is about to shoot you in the face, you remember what your father taught you all those years ago...

"Son, if you every get your hard dick and wet married pussy make sure to skullfuck your enemies"

You disarm the man and slap him so hard he falls to his knees, with a fast and powerful thrust you penetrate his eye fully and completely, it explodes like a nasty zit spraying eye juice all over your balls, bam he's dead, you fuck the woman with your eye brain juice dick until she can no longer walk, she's crippled, you dispose the body of the husband over a matter of months by eating it, many years later you visit the girl in her retirement home, you have stayed young due to your cannibal diet, you fuck her one last time killing her in the process, you get caught, arrested, and get raped by a man named Frank in jail, it doesn't matter though since you secretly enjoy it

But yea you probably are blowing it out of proportion.

Anyone remember Hi Hi Puffy Ami Yumi? me nether

At 12/28/11 10:36 PM, Lintire wrote: I'd go broke pretty fast. Armies don't maintain themselves.

Pay them in credits, as in when the war is over your government will accept the credits as legal tender, the US did it in the Revolutionary War I think and basically screwed over the soldiers.

Personally, I'd kidnap scientists and make my own nukes, stealing a nuke would cause a shitstorm. I would then use the nukes to take over areas threatening to blow up the area with the nuke if anyone tried to stop me, this is of course after I have cornered the drug market and started several gangs all of whom answer to me. Using more and more nukes I'd take over the whole country, most civilians would be evacuated but a significant percentage would be forced into my army. I'd set a dead man's trigger on my arm to set off every single nuke should any assassination attempts be made against me. This is jeopardizing to my followers sure but I think the fear of a nuclear explosion would overwhelm their need to go AWOL. I'd spread and spread, and gain more and more mass until I've taken over the whole damn world. Once that's done I'll spend the rest of my life looking for the fountain of youth.

I've masturbated and then my pets came in the room before. My cat jumped up on my fucking face while I was doing it, I threw him halfway across the room and he ran away like a little bitch, needless to say I finished all over my sister's underwear.

I've had them mashed before, not bad. The color doesn't seem to make much of a difference, either that or I can't tell because it's under a mountain of gravy.

You say that she is the ugliest fucking thing you've ever seen and that a monkey wouldn't have sex with you for all the banana's in the world.

At 11/12/11 09:43 PM, Jedi-Master wrote: liljim and Tom have both stated that the .png format will be allowed on the forums(And presumably news posts as well) after the redesign.

In other words, we'll never be able to upload pngs.

Fight him like a man. If he whips out a knife whip out your handy dandy gun.

Pedophilia is like on the far far end of the bad side of the morality scale. Anyone associated with it, regardless of excuses or reasons will be fucked over.

Unless you're part of the catholic church