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I'd commit suicide.

At 7/9/12 05:27 AM, DirtyMeatball wrote: I keep saying the movie Wall-E is probably what the future will be like more or less and people just think i'm crazy.

I don't think that morbidly obese will ever be a majority but I wouldn't doubt things becoming more accommodating for the fat.

This would become the most epic thread if Tom actually did post in this thread.

My friend does but he managed to make it so he only gets hungry at lunch, a few hours after lunch and dinner. You just have to force yourself to eat on some sort of schedule and sooner or later you'll get used to it.

It's part of black culture to be the exact opposite of the "white image". Being interested in classical music or watching Star Trek makes you a "black person acting white" instead of what they want you to be which is a "black person acting black". For example many black comedians ridicule "what white people do" thus encouraging the young black teenager to conform to what society defines him to be. This extends to fashion as much as it extends to interests and cultural taste. It's "rebellious and cool", it's the new leather jacket. As for why it is cool, well, that's just how fashion works. It's pretty fucking random.

At 7/7/12 04:54 PM, Xenomit wrote: Dr. who

Yes this. You don't have to start with the old ones, Ive only watched the series from 2005 onward (they were made to welcome new people into the show kind of). It might take a few episodes to get into (only the most recent series had really good special effects) but the overarching plot gets really interesting after a while.

In my opinion, there's no show that'll get you as hooked and intrigued as Breaking Bad did. I rewatched Breaking Bad's seasons twice before I was able to move onto something else (which was Doctor Who)

I INVENTED THE PIANO KEY NECK TIE!!!

Yep, I haven't watched tv in forever. Netflix, Hulu, and torrenting.

At 7/6/12 08:20 PM, Ryanson wrote: Why can't we just call grape sode by it's proper name?

Because there is delicious cough syrup mixed in with purple drank

The Westboro Baptist Church. I'd expect to be arrested by then but if not I'd hunt down anyone I deem unworthy of life, the worst of humanity.

No good deed goes unpunished.

Here you go.

At 7/2/12 11:04 PM, yugimt wrote:

At 7/2/12 10:58 PM, Jackdabomb wrote: Incest

That's not a fetish, that's a condition.

A harmless condition really as long as I have self restraint. Like herpes or something

As opposed to your phobias, what are you philias? (things that you love).

I take a liking to pedophilia

Trypophobia. Google it. It's fun really

Incest

Ogre porn. Not shrek or anything, just ogres

Mmmm, this thread feels like an ointment against my raw circlejerked dick. Sorry I came back from Reddit and all they fucking do is suck any somewhat famous person's cock if they decide to make a post.

At 7/1/12 04:11 AM, tarahloveshentai wrote:

At 7/1/12 03:40 AM, HollowedPumkinz wrote:

Hi, don't really have anything to the contribute to the discussion but Hollowed you sound pretentious as shit and Tarah is right. Censorship tends to never ever be a good thing.... ever (except that one time)

At 7/1/12 09:58 PM, Shade wrote: If Ryan Reynolds is Deadpool I will shit myself in anger.

He is by far the worst actor of all time.

Deadpool isn't going to be an academy award winning role, it's a sarcastic character who breaks the fourth wall and Reynolds does decent enough. But I'm guessing you just hate the movies he's been in or the way he acts in movies so I'll just leave you to your rage when the movie comes out and Reynolds is Deadpool.

It's not worth the trouble really.

I used to have this volleyball and I had it for a very very long time. I even gave it a name lol if that's weird at all. I was fucking heartbroken when I lost it but at least I escaped that island. RIP Wilson

At 4/1/12 12:10 PM, Timchik wrote: Medals:

This is filler so I won't spoil it for your curious eyes.

To kill Glimmer:
Hide behind tree at top left
To kill Cato:
Keep dying

To get bag, run into it
To get alliance, run into rue
To get crowd pleaser, run into peeta
I haz all the achievements

Everyone's a lizard.

In the midst of summer wearing my scarf, flannel shirt, tight jeans, fedora, and fake glasses I head to the closest music festival. Of course all the music there is lame and mainstream so I have to literally go underground to find it. Armed with an old shovel because there's something about the rust that makes it so much better than a new one I dig a whole in a totally non conformist way (I use the handle). Soon I've broken ground into the totally underground not lame hipster music fest. Once there I talk about how the majority of the bands here have sold out and buy anything made of vinyl. That's how I find obscure music

I cut a hole in my pocket so I could touch myself

At 5 minutes ago, KalebKore wrote: sorry not into softcore.

*applause*

Words nowadays have no meaning to the youth. People use and re-use words in situations where they have no relevancy. Hater, swag, and thousands of other words bare little meaning and are used merely to create a persona rather than a point. While you may think that you're above that you all are doing the same things with memes.

I use Paint.Net. GIMP is to confusing for me.

Handsome: They're having sex with you
Handy: You're fixing their car on the regular