That was horrible! i heard they had to lock the doors to keep Harrison Ford from running away.

only thing i buy anymore are the advent calendars.

At 11/9/09 03:29 PM, Ptcfast wrote: You are a citizen of East Germany and just heard news that the Berlin Wall has fallen.

What do you do?

Invade those fuckers.

Orel Tittles.

At 11/5/09 12:16 AM, Gagsy wrote: 'World Series'.

I love that. What makes a sport that is played in America by American teams worldly? Nothing at all. World Series. That's a hoot.

Americans only play Americans at sports so that they can always win.

you're just a jellyous brit.

At 11/4/09 09:15 PM, RockMessiah123 wrote: "Tonight on unsolved mysteries, we find out who really gives a shit about bigfoot. this just in.
NOBODY GIVES A SHIT!

UPDATE! LAST NIGHT, SOMEDY BROKE IN AND STOLE 500$ WORTH OF SHIT FROM MY PLACE! THAT'S RIGHT. 500$ worth of BBBBULLLL SHIT!

At 11/3/09 05:51 PM, nintendolover5000 wrote:

At 11/3/09 04:07 AM, gamer30hrplus wrote: IT is no laughing matter. People with that condition cannot help it. To want to punish them for something that they cannot prevent or control is like punishing a baby for just being born

Calm down, calm down. Dont get a big DICK!

damnit, i was going to continue that.

At 11/3/09 04:07 AM, gamer30hrplus wrote: IT is no laughing matter. People with that condition cannot help it. To want to punish them for something that they cannot prevent or control is like punishing a baby for just being born.

calm down,calm down.

At 10/23/09 10:34 AM, lolomfgisuck wrote:

At 10/23/09 10:08 AM, The777Demon wrote: I can't wait until they make saw in space.

Saw vs Scream

JIGSAW X HELL YEAH.

At 10/20/09 05:06 PM, SeaBoundRhino wrote: I bet she's one of those badass rapping grannies.

"We've been spending most our lives living in a gangsta's paradise.."

he was just found in the attic.

At 10/15/09 06:02 PM, Diddy wrote: Hilarious picture sequence....but seriously the kid died

they haven't found him yet, he could be alive.

i DO THE MARIO

SWING YOUR ARMS, FROM SIDE TO SIDE...

i want to support the cause and buy a dad mask, but 50 fucking dollars?!

it was awesome

i just ate a twinkie.

At 9/28/09 02:47 PM, BioEthanol wrote: What sort a 14 year old would play Club Penguin, seriously.

an aspie 14 year old.

"you see, it's like, he's a burn victim, but he still somehow has this kick-ass stubble."

It was AWESOME.

At 9/27/09 09:00 PM, Magik-Waffle wrote: What channel? I thought they were gonna do a Quagmire show

lol, maybe on HBO.

Family Guy has hilarious, so was The Cleveland Show.

"OH HEY YOU GU-" "JEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!11"

At 9/27/09 03:38 PM, naronic wrote: my friend is a tsinatas? learn to spell first of all

second of all I think the police will get him way before the christians do

lol, it's a troll.

At 9/27/09 02:36 PM, iamgrimreaper wrote: Wtf. They're telling little kids to ignore authority.

and since when is the pizzaman an authority figure?

yo mah dizzle snatch her ho bag ass in a bear trap!

THIS SUPERBAD-THEMED COPYPASTA IS DELICIOUSSSSS.

At 9/19/09 05:23 PM, pieplane wrote: brb, going to assainate fred

HAY YEW GUYZ LEAVE THIS THREAD IMMEDIATELY AUTHORITIES ARE BEIN' KAWNTACTED!!!1

At 9/18/09 01:55 PM, grakiao wrote: IM 12 year's old.

INTRUDER

At 9/18/09 05:42 PM, tarahloveshentai wrote: Second elementary school: Spaceship

BADASS. also, mine's a freaking DOLPHIN.

at least you have one....

before you start saying i'm whiny, I'm 13 years old.

At 9/16/09 06:04 PM, explodingbunnies wrote: like, wouldnt you want to lose your virginity to someone your in love with?

NO

At 9/15/09 04:13 PM, SearchmanEXE wrote: I heard you see some major boobage, so I guess I'll go

and it's got the elm street trailer in front of it!