Gentlemen, a website is selling Batman: Arkham Asylum for a sub £20 price.

Is it worth buying? Critics have praised it but I wasn't convinced by the demo.

What did you guys think?

At 11/20/09 06:25 PM, Nev wrote:

At 11/20/09 06:18 PM, Jack wrote: Seriously, it really isn't as bad as people make it out to be.

You've got Dr. K on your side... he made a similar rant about New Moon today.

I love Kermode but I only agree with 60% of his reviews - he's right about Micheal Bay being the anti-Christ but wrong about Superbad and The Incredibles!

Help around the house a bit - that might reduce your sentence.

otherwise fap like crazy

At 11/17/09 04:55 AM, TheMaster wrote:

At 11/16/09 07:45 PM, Jack wrote: Although, I've always had a problem with Luc Besson and his cheesy dialogue; I couldn't stand parts of The Fifth Element - a film which everybody seems to love.

I think you're watching it wrong. The Fifth Element is SUPPOSED to be extremely cheesey.

Yeah, I haven't seen it in years but I remember the whole thing being tongue-in-cheek. Perhaps a rewatch is needed.

Anyway Gentlemen, there is something you should know. I watched Twilight...and I fucking enjoyed it.

I can't say I've ever jumped on the Twilight hating bandwagon and I'm glad I haven't because for what it is, its perfectly fine. I highly doubt I'll ever investigate the books but I'll certainly watch New Moon once its on television.

Seriously, it really isn't as bad as people make it out to be.

6/10

At 11/19/09 02:16 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote:

At 11/19/09 01:56 PM, Jack wrote: You know what? FUCK O CRISTO REDENTOR ON SPECIAL OPS.

I've been trying to complete it on Veteran but I keep being killed by those shitting dawgz. I fucking hate them so much.

On 360 or PS3? If 360, i can team up and help you if you want.

I've actually just completed that bitch of a mission (save the claymores for teh dogs), although, I shall add you anyhow.

Also, anyone fancy an online group match for those playing it on the Xbox 360? NG members only.

You know what? FUCK O CRISTO REDENTOR ON SPECIAL OPS.

I've been trying to complete it on Veteran but I keep being killed by those shitting dawgz. I fucking hate them so much.

At 11/19/09 01:09 AM, sushi13 wrote:

1) How do you think we should deal with these users? Should we delete them from the leaderboard?

Delete them.

2) Do you think modders should be allowed to stay on the leaderboard?

Nope.

3) set up a couple of gamertags (with names like NGLeaderboard1 & NGLeaderboard2) and anybody who wants to be included in the leaderboard has to have one of these gamertags on their friend's list.

Sure, good idea.

4) Are you happy with the minimum requirement of 500 posts to join?

Yes, 500 posts is a good amount.

5) lock this thread and start a new one with the rules firmly set out in the first post?

I strongly agree with this one, it's becoming slightly confusing already - lets start fresh.

Good work Sushi

I don't know either.

I'll stop by WHSmiths tomorrow to see if they're selling it.

I shall report back.

Eh, I'll probably go see it for John Cusack and Woody Harrison.

I've heard it isn't even 'so bad its good' but just plain bad.

At 11/16/09 07:18 PM, animehater wrote:

At 11/16/09 06:38 PM, Jack wrote: Also, I got nuked. Twice.

Lucky bastard. Did it feel warm?

Well yes, it did feel warm and it was kinda cool but it ended the damn match and my team was winning. Same thing happened in the next match.

Anyway, I just unlocked the M16A4. Its like being reunited with an old friend..

At 11/16/09 05:52 PM, TheMaster wrote:
Ordered Leon

I've heard a few of you banging on about Leon and I've held my tongue, until now..

The film has some great acting (I loved Gary Oldman's over-the-top performance) and the shoot-outs are fantastic. However, for me personally, the relationship between the girl and hitman is a piece of stinky cheese. Although, I've always had a problem with Luc Besson and his cheesy dialogue; I couldn't stand parts of The Fifth Element - a film which everybody seems to love.

Anyway, watched Training Day. It was pretty great, if a little, tiny bit overrated. Still very good.

"HEY MAN, EVER HAD YOUR SHIT PUSHED IN?"

Get it.

All you need now is a bumper sticker saying "PUSSY MAGNET" and you're sorted.

I saw a Comic-Con video which featured the full trailer.

Looks great and very violent, yo.

At 11/16/09 07:16 PM, TomFulp wrote: I watched Zwartboek (Black Book) the other weekend... A Nazi film by the guy who did Robocop and Starship Troopers. So it's sorta like the Robocop of Nazi movies...

If you want to see a movie about a lady who can't catch a break, I highly recommend Zwartboek.

Good film, although I didn't enjoy the scene when the chick got covered in liquid shit.

At 11/16/09 07:14 PM, EclecticEnnui wrote:

At 11/16/09 05:08 PM, gumOnShoe wrote: I'll remember this opinion of yours so that the next time you advertise an opinion, I won't pay much attention to it.

lol, like Ben Lyons, regarding I Am Legend.

No wonder they fired his ass from At The Movies.

Seemed like a nice guy though.

The opening shot of film is of a plate of Nachos I believe.

Anyway, it was kinda good.

I was playing Domination and I ordered a Care Package and the helicopter dropped it and it crushed and killed one of my allies. I fucking lol'd hard.

Also, I got nuked. Twice.

At 11/16/09 03:34 PM, Obvious-M wrote:

At 11/16/09 03:22 PM, Jack wrote: I know all the CoD games have the events take place right in front of you, but I think its time to change that. If MW3 does continue the story of MW2 (Soap and Price hunting down Makarov) it'll be bad-ass, however, I don't want it ruined by bad storytelling.

SPOILER?

If Makarov was a prawn would they hunt him down? :o

Yes spoiler, I warned y'all a few sentences above.

Anyway, I'm simply guessing that will be the storyline for the next game - for all I know, it could be something completely different.

btw YeOldeSierra, I respect your opinions also.

At 11/16/09 01:55 PM, Cabooss wrote: Cabooss - 27,023

You need 500 posts or more, bro.

Prisoner #627 - 25G
Unnecessary Roughness - 10G

At 11/16/09 11:30 AM, SlipperyMooseCakes wrote: http://www.totallycrap.com/videos/videos _modern_warfare_2_sucks/

"I've got milk on my fucking lips, cuz...cuz I don't give a shit."

Gentlemen, I'd like to hear your opinions on something. However, spoilers ahead so be careful.

The game ends on a cliffhanger, right? I dig it. However, in the next game wouldn't you like to see cut scenes rather then it being all in game?

I thought overall the game had a cool story, however, it wasn't told that well because everything happened in game or by voice-over. The next MW (and based on the sales of MW2, there will be another sequel) I just think it'd be cool with cinematic cut scenes inbetween missions - look how great they look in the trailers for example!

I know all the CoD games have the events take place right in front of you, but I think its time to change that. If MW3 does continue the story of MW2 (Soap and Price hunting down Makarov) it'll be bad-ass, however, I don't want it ruined by bad storytelling.

At 11/15/09 11:24 AM, Obvious-M wrote:

At 11/15/09 11:17 AM, Fezz wrote: I got a free code to download Call of Duty Classic with my MW2, and man oh man, is it shit.

So shit, might as well just hand it over. :(

That bad, huh?

I really want to play it, I was hoping it'd be on Xbox Live by now.

Also, 10G for getting 8 stars on Special Ops.

At 11/15/09 06:24 AM, YeOldeSierra wrote:

At 11/15/09 06:08 AM, Jack wrote: You know what online map I don't like? The one with the house in the middle of the forest. It's a
fucking snipers dream and I ain't much of a sniper.

information

Thanks for that, I'll give the Barret sniper rifle a go - I won't bother camping though, I find it boring.

btw OMG GUYS I JUST REMEMBERED SOMETHING.

Did anyone buy the night vision goggles? I remember us chatting whether they'd be shit or not.

At 11/14/09 06:46 PM, DirtySyko wrote:

At 11/14/09 11:39 AM, Jack wrote: I'm slightly jellyous.

u jellyous?

I'm always jellyous, DirtySyko. :'-(

You know what online map I don't like? The one with the house in the middle of the forest. It's a fucking snipers dream and I ain't much of a sniper.

At 11/14/09 02:52 PM, mercyfire wrote: Sorry if this has been asked before- But why does money fly out of people when you shoot them? :S Rank 31 btw woop

If somebody kills you and you then kill them later, its called 'Payback' - thus money flies out.

Trying to get some stars on Special Ops at the moment, might need some online help guyz.

To all those who actually use the 'Joint Ops' title - OMFG U GUYZ R SO KEWL TALKIN BOUT WEED N SHIT!!11LAWLZ.

Also, the amount of time some of you bitches have spent online is ridiculous. I got the game early and I've only spent 9-10 hours online. Some people on the very forum have already got 30+ hours under their belt. I'm slightly jellyous.

Some people are obviously racing their friends to top rank.

At 11/13/09 06:28 AM, Auz wrote: The Big Lebowski

One of my favourite films - can't wait to see A Serious Man.

Requiem For A Dream,

Good film, although fairly hard to watch at times.

Office Space,

Quite good.

Magnolia,

Great film, the opening 10 minutes is an example of some of the greatest film making ever - 'These strange things happen all the time..'

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Another favourite film of mine.

LA Confidential

Brilliant, although I haven't seen it in ages.

At 11/13/09 05:01 AM, puddinN64 wrote: Wasn't there a website dedicated to destroying those games?

Yes.

I haven't played it, although I'd like to give it a go.

also, well done on the Blues Brothers poster.

At 11/12/09 03:06 PM, Callum123456 wrote: It's ok my mum is gonna buy me a new one tommorow.I didn't think she would because she always complains about not having any money.

lawlz, gd work on wasting ur mumz moneyz.

Seriously, just send it in and they'll fix it for you.

So I'm replaying the game on Veteran and I started with the 'Cliffhanger' mission.

Does anyone else think you can take more damage in Veteran then other CoD titles? I swear you'd only be able to take 2-3 hits in previous titles, now it seem like 4-5.

Anyway, the matchmaking system annoys me. I was waiting for a free-for-all, waited for about 10 mintues, nothing, went and had dinner, came back after 40 minutes and still nothing!

So played Special Ops instead.

At 11/12/09 12:51 PM, SCUD14 wrote: Why the fuck does money fly out of people when they die?

All major organs in the human body contain money - you did not know this?

Also, had anyone noticed the callsign title which is named 'kleptomaniac'? I swear it looks like some half naked chick tied up. So yes, rapists will using that one.