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gays are fine, it just irritates me when they are all up in your face smearing there sexuality in your eyes. Thats disrespectful and bloody annoying. I couldnt care what you stick your dick into you dont have to tell me about it.
Also on this topic... that queer eye for the straight guy fella... what the hell does he know about chicks and making them look good? Its beyond me.

any one else gone (or plan to go to) the convention?
its open till july 19 so i spose we all have time my problem is i'll say "i'll go to that next weekend" and i'll get distracted.

My profile has always said 'female.' I've been female for as long as I can remember...

"as long long as i can remember..."
the mind boggles....

At 5/24/08 07:21 AM, Rebbay wrote:

At 5/24/08 07:15 AM, metalstorm wrote:
So we have one guy from Mt Isa (or presumably somewhere near there) and one guy from the Peninsula area. I think this thread should be named 'Victorians unite'.

No.. You have one guy from Mt Isa, and one girl from the Penisula area.

reb is a shiela.
or so he/she says... (insert questioning expression smily here)

At 5/24/08 07:15 AM, metalstorm wrote:

At 5/24/08 06:47 AM, Rebbay wrote: So hey guys, I live in the Peninsula area, anyone else?

So we have one guy from Mt Isa (or presumably somewhere near there) and one guy from the Peninsula area. I think this thread should be named 'Victorians unite'.

If you read it properly, i WORKED there for a period of 6 weeks.
I do fly in/fly out work.
I live in gippsland.

At 5/24/08 06:49 AM, Officer wrote: Isn't that like a city in that place... the one where everyone has a really horrible accent? I can't think what it's called. You know, that wannabe continent? Shit. Can't think, what is it again?

I have no idea what your talking about.
Did everyone look at the "game on" exhibition website? it looks great.
http://www.acmi.net.au/game_on.aspx
Probably not for the younger audience but ay, you never know.

indeed.
I'm about hour and a half trek from the cbd, but its a great drive in the car with music :-)

jerk off sounds really gay, unmanly and americanised.

jack off is what men do.

jerk off is what little boys do.

I have spoken.

that is freakin awesome.
so goin to hit that wit me bro!

some of me mates call me jay, or jayman, and thats my number plate. so i stick with it for alot of things.

black lumps sound like black heads, or sweat pimples ect.
Have more frequent showers, dont use the same bra a few days in a row.
get a sports bra, do some light exercise.

My ex had (australian) 12H cups and she managed just fine.

Regarding winging about every bloke wanting to see a picture... You fucking asked for it. How could you NOT expect guys NOT to want a pic on such a topic? I think your just being a bit of a cock tease.

that freakin rocks.
Justin has spoken.

oh come on there must be sort of event or cool thing happening round tha city...?!?

At 5/23/08 10:31 AM, Reaperssythe wrote:

At 5/23/08 09:56 AM, metalstorm wrote:

At 5/23/08 09:53 AM, Rebbay wrote: You may very well live near me my good sir.

Well you both live in Melbourne so I'd say it's probably a given that you live fairly close or at least within 20ks or one another.

I probably live near both of you too.

then i must live near you all

we should meet up and beat eachother up

ah... yeaaaaaaaaaaah.
or not.
I prefer the saying "make love not war"
but the only love i'll be making with is with the female type.
sorry guys. :-P

sigh, theres are freedom of speach laws out of the window.
Although just being a blatant arsehole is wrong.

At 5/23/08 10:20 AM, LOLZILLA wrote:

At 5/23/08 10:13 AM, J4YM4N wrote: I wouldnt say i have a favourite. i went to a metal gig in the next town from me and even tho it was pissing down rain it was a great day full of talking shit and some suprisingly great local bands.

I went to a metal fetival once. It was great. We would got and search for ore in the caves, then later on, we would have a quiz on different alloys. Evenings were spent smelting and drinking strong ale.

Oh thatsfunny as fuck dude heh. But i actually have worked in a copper and nickel mine and refinery/smelter in Mt Isa.

At 5/23/08 09:07 AM, LOLZILLA wrote:

At 5/23/08 09:03 AM, J4YM4N wrote: lookin for some stuff to do round the south/east subs when i'm not workin.
I like gaming, metal, not too fond of the club scene...

Who's got some suggestions or knows of some events?

I also like metal. What is your favourite? Mine is cobalt.

my external hdd died with 8k+ songs i've collected over the what 7 years i've had my p.c/s for. my current mp3 cd in the car has metal such as Alec Empire, avenged sevenfold, brujeria, dead star, disturbed, dragon force, fear factory, gunners, metallica, machine head, pantera, rob zombie, ramnstien, (fuck yeah 5 minutes alone rocks the car a top fave), slipknot, system of a down just to name a bunch of the artists in the metal-ish spectrum.

on the same c.d tho i have some techa stuff from here by cornandbeans and paragonx9, awesome bassy-cruisy music.

I wouldnt say i have a favourite. i went to a metal gig in the next town from me and even tho it was pissing down rain it was a great day full of talking shit and some suprisingly great local bands.

At 5/23/08 08:49 AM, Azutom wrote: It's going to Candy Mountain.
LEAVE SPIDEY ALONE!!

oh thats freaking funny.
chaaaaaaaaaarlie....
heh. spiders are nothing. just punch them like I do in australia.

lookin for some stuff to do round the south/east subs when i'm not workin.
I like gaming, metal, not too fond of the club scene...

Who's got some suggestions or knows of some events?

i have to say yeah...
I prefer girls around 160cm and around 55kg, or size 10 in australia.
I'll root bigger chicks but i wont have a relationship with them...

Just being dead set honest ay

Love to go to an event if anyone knows of any?

so when i see someone with lots of pustules...
I'm going to say "so how often do you play wit yaself?"

I think masturbation as a chick would be bloody fantastic.
All them multiple orgasms and stuff.
And in sex you just have to lay on your back and enjoy yourself while the guy has to do his best to give as much plesure to the chick as possible to avoid social outcast and ridicule.

serious thing champ.
Beat off with them.
Go buy some lube, squirt a little in it. then jack off.

This practical exercise should teach you much.

At 5/15/08 07:25 PM, Raguel wrote: I came into this thread wondering how the fuck you could accidentally shave your ass.

ha ha same!

At 5/16/08 12:34 AM, Jesse-Ray wrote: It comes from Japan, in Japanese porn they have to blur anatomy, however a tentacle isn't anatomy so it can tit fuck in as many pixels as it wants. It's like a porn industry loop hole.

i was goin to say this exactly. You cant have a penis showing, butyou can have a phallic shaped object, glowing wand, ect. and these can be inserted where ever the animator desires.

little girls seducing men into shagging then boasting to thier friends how awesome the sex was with this older mid 20s guy they met while out. The friends call her a slut, then she goes oh no no no, it didnt happen that way i was >forced< into it.

I'm sorry if its legit, but so many chicks out there looking for attention do anything and dont care who they destroy in the process. I watched about 30 seconds of this before saying to myself "fuck me this is shit". I wasnt convinced of this girls plea and i think it should be taken down and the man should sue the girls parents for defamation if he was deemed not guilty.

The answer is simple.

PORK.

This is always a winner for me, i'll never ever get sick of pork.

heh, now thats out of the way. Chicken is more versatile. and cheaper.

and yes i needed a trim here and ashower heh mowed me dads lawns ans hit

here ya go