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Response to: LOL Posted March 2nd, 2009 in General

At 3/2/09 06:04 PM, 14hourlunchbreak wrote: No, it's just used when something is funny. It doesn't actually mean that you laugh out loud. Or at least people don't mean that.
LOL!!!

I laugh when I type 'lol'. If I didn't actually laugh out loud, I would just put 'that's funny' or whatever.

Response to: I'm against pot now Posted February 28th, 2009 in General

It really depends on your mood and your general health, like if your hungry or tired whatever the case may be.

Drugs alter your present state, so if your in a good mood and well being then you will definitely enjoy it then. If your not feeling too good then don't. Also being just over tipsy and smoking weed doesn't mix. But if your stoned and you drink after it works a little better..

Response to: My beautiful cervix. Posted February 28th, 2009 in General

At 2/28/09 09:00 PM, Lagamuffin wrote: Well, I think I might turn gay...

Well if you think the vagina is bad, wouldn't an asspipe be somewhat worse?

Response to: If Your GF said this during sex... Posted February 26th, 2009 in General

I think I would probably cum and enjoy it for about 30 seconds. THEN be like: what the fuck?

Response to: Best music to play while stoned? Posted February 23rd, 2009 in General

The Beatles.

Birds need killing Posted February 16th, 2009 in General

I know a good number of my fellow NG'ers will be against it, but it is a serious problem at my college, and nothing is being done by the school board.

The birds at my school are terrible. Where we sit for lunch is under some lovely really tall trees which make a really good shade and it's not hot at all. So it is a very inviting place to eat your food. Except for the major fact that it is full of birds and that means 1000000pounds of guano. [ok well not guano, thats from sea birds but you get my point]

So I'm asking you newgrounds, how can I get rid of these birds cleanly. Well not necessarily cleanly, because once they drop dead the cleaners can have fun with dealing with that part, but I mean it's a school with security guards, so I can't really bring an air rifle and get trigger happy with them.

I was thinking along the lines of poison and I'm sure I can conger up some poison if I think hard enough, but I'm sure there's somebody out there with better ideas than me. I need to be discrete because I mainly hang around with major stoners and graffiti artists. Also it's near 300 birds for the least.

Something like avocado skin is kinda along the lines of what I'm interested in.

One more thing to bring back, the tables are covered in shit which are cleaned like once a week which isnt good enough. My bag got shat on today and twice last week, so please NG help me out. And please don't post in this thread if you are going to go against me killing the birds.
Response to: Getting high off my cat Posted February 13th, 2009 in General

HEY!

no cheesing!

Response to: I Can't Watch Porn Anymore! Posted February 9th, 2009 in General

At 2/9/09 02:57 PM, Lucy wrote: Just do it anyway.

I agree with Lucy, honestly, once you don't think you do it in any weird sort of way, I'm sure the girl will like that. Also, now you can look at her and masturbate!

Response to: Obama...weed...le gal??? Posted January 30th, 2009 in General

At 1/30/09 03:18 PM, Doregushin wrote: FACT: The only thing weed does to you that's bad is damage your lungs. It is not a family killer, for my dad has been doing it for a long time, and he's a really O.K. guy. It is addicting though, as it contains as much nicotine as 4 cigarettes.

If you're talking about the same thing I am.

LOL, "t contains as much nicotine as 4 cigarettes" really? I would have never gathered over that over-confident 'FACT'

Weed is not addictive.

It is True that one large spliff is as bad for you as 4 ciggarettes.

Response to: Coke addict Posted January 30th, 2009 in General

In Canada they say Pop instead of coke...
Crazy Canadians!

Wait, I'm Canadian.
Response to: Obama...weed...le gal??? Posted January 30th, 2009 in General

Did you read this off the Sun newspaper??

Brits would know what I'm talkin bout.
Response to: How to get an easy +120 reply topic Posted January 30th, 2009 in General

At 1/29/09 08:11 PM, j2witz wrote: Grenada > the world!!

beat that bitchezzz

I wonder if Poozy is proud of me for not making that as a thread by itself.

Response to: How to get an easy +120 reply topic Posted January 29th, 2009 in General

Grenada > the world!!

I mean really: like 80% black population; a black PM; were considered a third world country; we have

parishes ;D, one of which

doesn't have a town which is where I live; people think that we get around on donkeys or vines;

hardly anybody would believe that I was born there [because I'm white]; nobody would believe that we

havecars such as Mazda Rx8, Hummaz, jagz, bmw the words [obviously not Lamborghini's]; we are

more developed than average Africa yet have equal relative money; well a lot more things that make it

suck.

beat that bitchezzz
Response to: I violated a Man rule Posted January 29th, 2009 in General

At 1/29/09 05:22 PM, ShitBits wrote: Have you bummed her yet?

Heh heh...WAIT!!

How do you know what that means?

Response to: Google Failure! Posted January 20th, 2009 in General

Trying to have a discussion with google are you?

That's when you know google is tired...
Response to: Son assaults mother with tacos. Posted January 18th, 2009 in General

Damn the tacos...

Response to: So I Pissed On My Car. . . Posted January 15th, 2009 in General

Awesome. But with the amount of piss needed...wow man good job.

I have taken a piss on my ex-girlfriend's car 70% of the times I waked pass her house (she parks outside)[she has a wall around her house] it's so releaving.
Response to: Heroes. Posted January 15th, 2009 in General

Heroes is awesome. With all the twists at the end of each episode just makes you wanna watch all and have more!

but seriously...search barrr
Response to: How old were you... Posted January 8th, 2009 in General

At 1/7/09 03:02 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: Never ever, my parents got the belt out.

I think we share some connection...

Response to: Browser for African-Americans Posted January 4th, 2009 in General

I do not understand why black people in America are called 'African Americans' they are just black Americans. So why aren't black people who are born in America just called Americans?

Is it because Americans do not want black people as part of America, that they have to put African in front of American?

Response to: If Your Son Turned Gay Posted December 28th, 2008 in General

I have to say, if that did occur, I would slap the gayness out of him.

Response to: The Locust! Posted December 20th, 2008 in General

At 12/20/08 06:15 PM, nuclearmoose919 wrote: If this is what NOISE's becoming I want to go deaf.

corrected. Fucking dummest shit I have ever herd. Fuck.

The guitar is not that bad. But fuck the way for the screaming.

Response to: Top 100 Songs of 2008 Posted December 20th, 2008 in General

How in God's name could that shitty ass Beyonce song be #1??

Response to: Ahh, youtube. Posted December 20th, 2008 in General

At 12/16/08 01:24 AM, InnerChild548 wrote: Shoe can be deadly you know.

As oddjob has shown us already.

Response to: Weird skateboard... Posted December 20th, 2008 in General

At 6/15/07 07:36 PM, Winned wrote: Those suck. "Waveboards" everybody says their harder then real skateboarding.

Are you sure that they aren't called 'Rip Stick's?

And they are much easier than real skateboarding. If not then all the little kids (10 and under), would be so much better than Tony Hawk, that he would have to wake up every morning and kick himself in the balls.

Response to: Rebellion Against Twilight Posted December 20th, 2008 in General

The whole thing of people liking twilight was just for looks. As in, a group of popular girls or whatever decided they loved it. Then other people followed it. So it soon became a huge thing where every girl now likes it, and people would then like it because other people like it. JUST FOR LOOKS

Now, well ever since, that happened there will obviously be people to rebel against it because they have no life. Then pretty much the same thing happens again and everybody is going to hate it for the looks.

I guess what I am trying to say is... STOP

Response to: One more... Posted December 19th, 2008 in General

At 12/19/08 04:10 PM, j2witz wrote: You are not understanding. If you think of it that way then you are adding 999 people at one time.

One at a time, think about it.

Was ment to quote His-Penis-is-on-Fire, sorry.

Response to: Make bad puns with google images. Posted December 19th, 2008 in General

At 12/19/08 04:00 PM, WIB wrote: I'm so epic

You are Epic, and you support arsenal, good job.

I love you newbie :D
Response to: One more... Posted December 19th, 2008 in General

You are not understanding. If you think of it that way then you are adding 999 people at one time.

One at a time, think about it.

Response to: The Porn Terminator Posted December 19th, 2008 in General

At 12/19/08 03:29 PM, gumOnShoe wrote:
its still there though, until your computer writes over the places its been kept and there is no guarantee that will ever happen

Yes, but after a small time it goes, or when you restart the computer it goes.

unless you were bieng sarcastic...

Try shift + Delete and click Ok to delete it. Then try to get it back. If you can get it back, then do the Shift + Delete thingy and then restart your computer and try to get it back.

unless you were bieng sarcastic...