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657 Forum Posts by "j2witz"

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Response to: Sham - Wow Posted August 2nd, 2008 in General

This is actually a rip off from a swimmer towel, which works the same. It was called a shamie.....damn copiers

I was actually gonna make a thread about this :O
Response to: What's Around The Corner For Snake? Posted July 31st, 2008 in General
At 7/31/08 10:47 PM, Soylent-Blue wrote: Oh Fuck...

ha ha, nailed it!

Response to: No one is like me Posted July 31st, 2008 in General

wow, you're like a spoiled emo...

no offence or anything...
Response to: .rar files Posted July 31st, 2008 in General

you need winRAR to extract the files

Response to: i cumshotted my dog Posted July 30th, 2008 in General

thats like that one time when i was playing 'dodge cum' with my friends

note dodge cum is a copywrited shit-talk phrase thingy only by j2witz
Response to: Saw Master Chief at the movies! Posted July 30th, 2008 in General
At 7/30/08 11:25 PM, dalmo wrote: Lies Master Cheif is 7 feet tall!

-1 cool point for me.

Have you played halo?
Master chief towers over all the humans man!

Response to: Saw Master Chief at the movies! Posted July 30th, 2008 in General
At 7/30/08 11:24 PM, Basspro55 wrote: lol hes a fictional character

Not anymore...

Saw Master Chief at the movies! Posted July 30th, 2008 in General

Yeh, I did. He was wearing normal clothes. And I knew it was him cauz he was 10feet high and 6 feet wide. He was also strapid and walked like on Halo. He is also black by the way [for those of you who 'just knew it']. I was just really happy that he wasnt seeing the movie that i was, cauz it would have been gay if he actually was and he sat in front of me.
Also, one of the movie people was changing a poster, and he was up on a ladder, and master chief was beside him, and they were at the same eye level.

I didnt manage to snag a pic of him....maby if i see him again! :D

Video game forum what?
Response to: Worst Sunburn Evar >:( Posted July 26th, 2008 in General

A picture would be nice...

sorry for the prick moment
Response to: What flash freaked you out? Posted July 26th, 2008 in General

Bad baby certainly freaked me out

Response to: Damn Limes Posted July 26th, 2008 in General

wait, you ATE a lime??

Response to: Rice tastes SO good. omfg Posted July 26th, 2008 in General

mineral rice...

Response to: Never drinking again! Posted July 26th, 2008 in General
At 7/26/08 11:40 AM, Yrtnej wrote: Since you're "never drinking again."

who said that I was never drinking again??

you are mad...
Response to: Rice tastes SO good. omfg Posted July 26th, 2008 in General

you're chineese, arent you?

Response to: Never drinking again! Posted July 26th, 2008 in General

Two weeks ago, I was at a free drinks party. I started off with vodka, then i went to scotch and then something hit me, and I found myself drinking hipnotiq...

I got so fucked
Response to: I just robbed a place! Posted July 25th, 2008 in General
At 7/25/08 08:52 PM, HorseSperm wrote: old parody threads are old

the old paradoy threads are old?

Response to: I just saw a place get robbed! Posted July 25th, 2008 in General
At 7/25/08 08:41 PM, PinballWizard976 wrote:

:she called 911 (emergency police line, for all you foreign folks)

uhh 911 is universal....

hey, at least you got free stuff!
wait, what is "'em"????
Response to: Heath Ledger Posted July 25th, 2008 in General

But it is pretty gay, since he would have made a ton of money for the dark knight

Response to: New star wars movie. Posted July 25th, 2008 in General

it doesnt look that bad....
for the mode of newgrounds....

Response to: Fear Posted July 25th, 2008 in General

I'm afaraid of walking grapes

Response to: You as a different race Posted July 25th, 2008 in General

they make me look really ugly, i dont wanna show yall! :(

Response to: NYC health inspections Posted July 25th, 2008 in General

I think not!

Response to: You as a different race Posted July 25th, 2008 in General

I wish that they would make me green

Response to: Another one bites the dust Posted July 25th, 2008 in General

was this productive in any way?

Another one bites the dust Posted July 25th, 2008 in General

So...umm Spammer king dead hmm, so do we consider this a good thing?

Response to: Dear all Newground Voters Posted July 25th, 2008 in General

yes, yes!

buwahhahahahaha
Response to: Photoshop Asianface Posted July 25th, 2008 in General

maby if his face was more...circle-like

Photoshop Asianface

Response to: I just shot myself with a nailgun Posted July 25th, 2008 in General

You saw superhero movie, didnt you?

wait, how can u have a nail in your hand and then fucking decide to tell fucking newgrounds??
pics or it didnt happen!
Response to: Tonight... Posted July 25th, 2008 in General
At 7/25/08 08:22 AM, November wrote: To the panic room

Oh, so you decided to do this again eh?

Response to: Why the eighties rocked. Posted July 20th, 2008 in General

Yeh that song is bad ass..

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