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Topic: epilepsy...

Posted: 07/30/09 11:26 PM

Forum: General

My friends are saying not to break up with the girl, do any of you think i should?


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Topic: epilepsy...

Posted: 07/30/09 11:22 PM

Forum: General

Tomorro I am going to see her and my cousin. I am going to check her bag to see how many pills she has with her.

But it's a very fucked up situation and I cant explain all of it here, Ithink that newgrounds might not be the place for this, I just want to talk about it, and hopefully get some good advice.


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Topic: epilepsy...

Posted: 07/30/09 11:14 PM

Forum: General

At 7/30/09 11:12 PM, Leidolfr wrote:
At 7/30/09 11:11 PM, bgraybr wrote: Get your girlfriend away from this guy as soon as possible.
Im not trying to be an asshole, but yeah, shes probably doing him on the side

Yea, I know for a fact shes not doing him, It took me a while to believe that, but im sure of it.


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Sad

Topic: epilepsy...

Posted: 07/30/09 11:10 PM

Forum: General

Hey newgrounds havent seen your sexy ass for a while,

so anyways. My girlfriend has epilepsy, so she has to take these pills. Now my cousin who is addicted to coke (hes 17) has been going with my girl to like a corner or some shit, to do what seemed like just talk, a few times.

So obviously I would get suspicious. Then I found out that my girl is giving her pills to my cousin, so that he could get high-er. So now im like fuck, why would she give him pills?

Then today i found out that my girl is addicted to her own pills. so im guessing that they fucking take the pills together. what does newgrounds think i should do, and who do you think is to blame?

I gotta hurt sombody.

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Topic: Spam

Posted: 06/08/09 12:24 AM

Forum: General

At 6/8/09 12:20 AM, nihilii wrote: I dunno, I usually just blam them and hope for the best.

I love the innocent youth, Makes me so...ooww warm inside my fagina, 0


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Topic: Song played at your funeral?

Posted: 06/08/09 12:22 AM

Forum: General

At 6/8/09 12:08 AM, Gooch wrote: "Hole in the Earth" by the Deftones

You're cheating moderation, -ator.

FUCK!

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Topic: Song played at your funeral?

Posted: 06/08/09 12:21 AM

Forum: General

At 6/8/09 12:11 AM, SoulCreation wrote:
At 6/8/09 12:09 AM, j2witz wrote: /thread
You know theres a topic made by a mod saying you will get banned for that, right?
Just saying..

Link? bitch.
Theres also a thread about erm, saying you could get banned for that.

wait what?

Just so I dont get banned yet (Some account type thingy here.) <- wtf is with that?
Anyway, yea so I have a chance of not getting banned, I would like learning to fly to be played for my funeral.


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Topic: Fedz

Posted: 06/08/09 12:07 AM

Forum: General

Woot, Roger Federer (the pussy) wont Roland Garros today. Pretty awesome for him, now that he has won every grand slam in TENNIS.

What kind of a fight do you think he got in that final? What I mean is, he played a 21 ranked player, Soldering(sp?) Maybe people would have wanted to see a more 'Epic Battle' For the record from the Switz.

But Soldering beat Nadal, who is number 1 and plays great on clay. (Madrid did change the texture of their court for him)

I think Soldering just had a bit of an unlucky game, although I was for Federer.


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Thinking

Topic: Would you do the Progressive lady?

Posted: 06/07/09 11:57 PM

Forum: General

I would do both them females.


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Topic: Weed Did Nothing

Posted: 06/07/09 11:38 PM

Forum: General

Make sure you breathe in when you take a pull, you can tell weather you have inhaled properly by looking at the smoke as you blow out.

If you inhaled it properly then the smoke should come out your mouth more clear than if you didn't actually inhale.

My roomate doesn't inhale right and says weed doesn't do anything but he still does it. That pisses me off because hes wasting!


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Topic: Right/Wrong reasons to do drugs...

Posted: 06/07/09 11:34 PM

Forum: General

At 6/7/09 11:16 PM, Alpharius120 wrote:
At 6/7/09 11:14 PM, zero-gravity wrote:
But... less smoke = less high.
And that's no fun....

Good Old Fashoned Hot Boxin' in a 03 Corrola is the best way to lift.


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Topic: Is it normal to...

Posted: 03/14/09 08:31 PM

Forum: General

It's normal, since so many people do it. But I think it's considered a sin.


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Topic: Hot sex on wheels

Posted: 03/14/09 08:17 PM

Forum: General

Wow, I thought you were talking about having sex in cars.

I was then gonna say, Paradoy thread = Hot weels on sex. Then put a picture of a hotwheels car on people having sex.

Not really.

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Topic: Virus from Fake Instant Message

Posted: 03/14/09 08:11 PM

Forum: General

At 3/14/09 07:14 PM, EyelessArchfiend wrote: Yeah I really wish people would read the whole thread.

People don't read threads anymore. I mean if you can be bothered check out the thread i made the other day. I highly doubt anybody looked at the video. I'm sure people just looked at the topic and talked about the stereotype of American football [soccer in America]. The tread is not related to that. FUCK.

back to your thread: Yea I had that same problem too with a person. I think the virus if it gets into your computer will give that same message to other people on ur msn. So if people complain about it, you know whats going on.


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Topic: Teens Arrested for Child Porn

Posted: 03/12/09 08:40 PM

Forum: General

They should show the pictures they found...


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Topic: New Rules

Posted: 03/12/09 08:23 PM

Forum: General

Doesn't this post disobey at least one of them rulez?

n00b-lert


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Shouting

Topic: Your Weirdest Fetish...

Posted: 03/12/09 01:14 PM

Forum: General

Big, spaced boobs from a mature-ish (35-40) woman with black hair.


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Resigned

Topic: Football 'soccer' in america.

Posted: 03/10/09 04:52 PM

Forum: General

I wonder how many people actually looked at the video....


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Topic: Football 'soccer' in america.

Posted: 03/09/09 09:32 PM

Forum: General

I guess I shouldn't have generalized, all the people that may have posted relevant and intelligent replies must have been turned off at the generalization.


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Topic: Football 'soccer' in america.

Posted: 03/09/09 08:32 PM

Forum: General

At 3/9/09 08:21 PM, Sh0T-D0wN wrote: Some smart stuff.

Clearly you care as much about this as the people that think that America shouldn't host the world cup because all the football players are terrorists [saying this ignorant to the fact that it has been hosted there already], or your a Beckham fan totally upset that he is leaving America so some team in Rome right?


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Topic: Football 'soccer' in america.

Posted: 03/09/09 08:18 PM

Forum: General

You [generalization] 13 year old acne face NGers must start to fight for your football in america. I mean Beckham is yet to leave and you have assholes like this idiot.

This group of people are so stupid. It is sickening, seriously. NB. the video is what I'm talking about, scroll down to see it. Also I agree with the blogger because of people like this, I mean fuck, football is the most popular sport in the world.

Look at the video, understand this type of people, and kill them. Go America.

I'm not american, so when i said go america, i ment get to it, save the most popular sport so you arent ignorant.

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Topic: condoms from gas stations...?

Posted: 03/03/09 06:08 PM

Forum: General

I've always wondered what would be the ideal store for condoms. I mean a sex store yes, but your not going to see many 35 year old men going there every other day. And a drug store, I mean only because it's normal. But think about it, why should a drug store have condoms?


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Topic: Uefa Champions League 2008-09

Posted: 03/02/09 08:19 PM

Forum: General

So next week is the second knock out round-half. Some surprise has passed and unpredictability is sure to come.

Do you think Club Atlético is pressing all on on denting Barca in La Liga, or is it worth the effort for them to diminish the club that once held and paved the way for the best player in the world?

Will Lyon vanquish the egotistical Barcelona at their home, or will Messi and Henry shine at their own palace?

Can Arsenal hold off Roma away, or are injuries enough to crush the spirits of the fans? Will Totti be the hero?

Can Inter defeat the scum(sorry, needed to be said.) Or will ManU look to be new 'invincibles' and win all the silverware attainable?[actually that will never happen, or we will all go to hell]

Can Real bounce back after their loss at home, or is Anfield too hearty a place for the spirits of the Reds to be damped at all?

Will Juve take their home advantage and account for the placement of[at least one] English team off of the board for the UEFA management? Or can Chelsea use their solid players and hold tight to their advantage?

Are Villarreal and Panathinaikos underdogs with the most neutral friendly fixture? Or are Goals of the year to come from that match?

Is anybody going to watch Bayern?

Take your pick and explain to us who you think will be Europe's crown. And remember, not even scum can clench that title two years in a row.


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Topic: LOL

Posted: 03/02/09 07:19 PM

Forum: General

At 3/2/09 06:04 PM, 14hourlunchbreak wrote: No, it's just used when something is funny. It doesn't actually mean that you laugh out loud. Or at least people don't mean that.
LOL!!!

I laugh when I type 'lol'. If I didn't actually laugh out loud, I would just put 'that's funny' or whatever.


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Topic: I'm against pot now

Posted: 02/28/09 11:23 PM

Forum: General

It really depends on your mood and your general health, like if your hungry or tired whatever the case may be.

Drugs alter your present state, so if your in a good mood and well being then you will definitely enjoy it then. If your not feeling too good then don't. Also being just over tipsy and smoking weed doesn't mix. But if your stoned and you drink after it works a little better..


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Topic: My beautiful cervix.

Posted: 02/28/09 11:14 PM

Forum: General

At 2/28/09 09:00 PM, Lagamuffin wrote: Well, I think I might turn gay...

Well if you think the vagina is bad, wouldn't an asspipe be somewhat worse?


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Topic: If Your GF said this during sex...

Posted: 02/26/09 04:59 PM

Forum: General

I think I would probably cum and enjoy it for about 30 seconds. THEN be like: what the fuck?


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Topic: Best music to play while stoned?

Posted: 02/23/09 04:15 PM

Forum: General

The Beatles.


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Expressionless

Topic: Birds need killing

Posted: 02/16/09 06:17 PM

Forum: General

I know a good number of my fellow NG'ers will be against it, but it is a serious problem at my college, and nothing is being done by the school board.

The birds at my school are terrible. Where we sit for lunch is under some lovely really tall trees which make a really good shade and it's not hot at all. So it is a very inviting place to eat your food. Except for the major fact that it is full of birds and that means 1000000pounds of guano. [ok well not guano, thats from sea birds but you get my point]

So I'm asking you newgrounds, how can I get rid of these birds cleanly. Well not necessarily cleanly, because once they drop dead the cleaners can have fun with dealing with that part, but I mean it's a school with security guards, so I can't really bring an air rifle and get trigger happy with them.

I was thinking along the lines of poison and I'm sure I can conger up some poison if I think hard enough, but I'm sure there's somebody out there with better ideas than me. I need to be discrete because I mainly hang around with major stoners and graffiti artists. Also it's near 300 birds for the least.

Something like avocado skin is kinda along the lines of what I'm interested in.

One more thing to bring back, the tables are covered in shit which are cleaned like once a week which isnt good enough. My bag got shat on today and twice last week, so please NG help me out. And please don't post in this thread if you are going to go against me killing the birds.

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Shouting

Topic: Getting high off my cat

Posted: 02/13/09 08:48 PM

Forum: General

HEY!

no cheesing!


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