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Response to: Mini-Game Collab 2 Posted December 27th, 2009 in Game Development

Hey guys, the main design's done, FINALLY.View it here. There is still some work left to do, like putting in sound, but I just wanted to show you guys what it looks like.

Response to: Show NG your knives! Posted December 12th, 2009 in General

Y'all don't know how we roll in the hood.

Show NG your knives!

Response to: Mini-Game Collab 2 Posted December 10th, 2009 in Game Development

At 12/10/09 09:44 AM, cheese123 wrote: I can create a mini game for the Collab I guess, but I defenatly wanna team up with someone who can draw because my drawings are pretty bad :(

I'd do it, but I have too much on my hands as of now :C And Mr. Randomnist, I slapped the enemies everywhere just to show you guys them, that issue will be fixed soon enough. And I still have to randomnize the boss's attacks and slow them down a bit.

Response to: The Lazymuffin Draft Collab Posted December 10th, 2009 in Game Development

At 12/6/09 12:19 PM, turtleco wrote:
if I forgot your name or you wish to quit, say so.

Heyy, you forgot me, silly.

Response to: I'm gonna get in a fight! Posted December 10th, 2009 in General

At 12/9/09 08:41 PM, creamsoda139 wrote: I have been pumping iron today and think I have gotten enough strength to fight him. My two friends have been trying to make their fighting skills better too, like blocking and agility. Who do you guys think will win. Us or them?

Working out for one day isn't going to help you, dumbass. You and your friends are screwed.

Response to: Mini-Game Collab 2 Posted December 8th, 2009 in Game Development

Holy shiznat, It's almost done baking. I have to say, I've never put so much effort into just 97 frames.

2nd to final update:
1,)Got all enemies done and animated.
2.)Animated final boss.
3.)Drew the car.
4.)Kinda cleaned up level one and updated it.
5.)Designed the instructions thing.

Still to do:
1.)Draw level 3 and it's enemies.
2.)Design level 4.
3.) Design the ending screen. (Might make an animation for it, but probably not.)
4.)Get someone to code it.

Here it is.
And JPB, you don't need to make different movie clips for each brick, you just need to align them by clicking them and pressing the arrow keys to align them correctly. Also, besides JPB, where is everyone?

Response to: The Lazymuffin Draft Collab Posted December 5th, 2009 in Game Development

I'll do something :D I've gotten better since July, when I submitted my last flash. I'm startiiinggg... NOW!

Response to: +++The Zombie Survival Crew+++ Posted December 3rd, 2009 in Clubs & Crews

recruit some stragglers.

Haha, wow, oops. I ment survivors. SURVIVORS. I laugh at my own stupidity.

Response to: +++The Zombie Survival Crew+++ Posted December 3rd, 2009 in Clubs & Crews

Age/gender - Male, 14
Height/weight - 5'0, 90 pounds
Build - small-medium
Primary shelter - Home sweet home.
Location/town size or population density -8000 peoples.
Nearby cities - Springfield, Auburn

ABILITIES
I am able to think fast and am able to act fast. I am a decent sprinter, but I can jog for somewhat long distances without getting tired as well. I have fast reactions, and am able to move my arms & legs quickly. I'm mostly composed of muscle; I don't really have too much fat on me. I'm good with melee weapons, and I myself could be used to go places where my other group members can't, due to my low height. I work well with groups.
CLOTHING
I have a multitude of different shirts, shorts, jeans, sweatshirts and coats. I also have couple of different shoes to put on if necessary as well.
EQUIPMENT
Weapon-wise:
1.)Fat Acoustic Guitar or broomstick with knife attached to the end of it, making a spear-thing.(mid-range)
2.)Dagger/ knives around the house.(short-range)
3.)Step dad's shotgun/ rifle.(long-range)
4.) Various tools/ anything decently long and hard.(varies)
STARTING OUT
First, I would get my head on straight, and assess the situation. Once I got my head on straight, I would gather up some friends that live a block away from me. I would equip myself with a jacket, some old running shoes, and my step dad's rifle or shotgun for better safety than I would get with a guitar or dagger, but I'd still bring a knife just in case. Once I got there( IF I get there alive, that is.), I would start looking for my buddy. I wouldn't call out, because that would attract nearby zombies, and potentially fuck me over. If I didn't find him, I would look out of one of his windows, and see if there is a horde outside, and if there is, I'd wait inside until either the coast is clear, or until they come in. If they come in, I'd fight them until they are gone, or I'm dead. Then, if I'm still alive, I'd slowly open the door as quietly as possible, then go out, and repeat process with the other friend's house. If I did find my buddy, I'd do the same thing, but I'd have a better chance of fighting off a horde and surviving. Then, when I gathered them up, we'd go to my house, and set decent barriers composed of desks, small couches, and other mildly heavy objects that we might be able to lift.
DAY TO DAY LIVING
Well, we wouldn't really have time for fun, because zombies don't have schedules; they go wherever their limping undead feet take them, whenever. Unless they're business zombies. Whatever, back on topic. While we were doing work (keeping up hygiene, laundry for fresh new clothes, dishes, etc.) , I would try to throw in some humor as much as possible to save us from going crazy with all the carnage and works surrounding us. Whenever a barricade is needed fixed, one of us would go off and fix it, while another protects them. When all needed work was done in the day, we would go looting either our neighbor's house, the nearby gas station, or the nearby grocery store, equipped with the best weapons we have. But only if we are extremely low on supplies. If we aren't low, we would try to find something to entertain ourselves with, maybe travel a little bit and look for stragglers but if we can't, we'd sit around and wait for zombies to come near us, and snipe them. During the night, we'd take shifts sleeping for as long as we can, the switch off to someone else.
SUPPLY ACQUISITION
I have a good supply of canned goods and packaged goods, but if we needed anything, we would loot either the gas station nearby, go to the grocery store nearby, or loot a neighbor equipped with our best weapons. Hopefully along the way, we'll meet and recruit some stragglers. We'd check them for bites first, of course. Survival is key.
LONG TERM
I wouldn't plan on staying there for too long. As time passes, I'd be researching more and more little by little every day on how to get a rescue organized. But, if that wasn't possible at all, I would follow the day to day living for as long as possible. I'm not escaping by foot, hell no. I'm not going through Springfield with it's hefty population of 100,000, I'd get swarmed. Too bad the closest weapon shop is in Springfield. Damn. Guess we'd have to get shit online, if there even is internet connections. Another damn. And there really isn't very many resources in Auburn, so no use going there, and I don't know what's past Auburn, so I'm not taking any chances going there.
FINAL WORDS
I'd kill myself if I was bitten, or had a fatal injury. Then, if there really was heaven, I would support my friends as much as possible from the clouds, sending them as much luck as I can. If there is no heaven, I'd sit there and rot, while zombies pick at my remains. The end.

Response to: Ok girls I give up... Posted December 2nd, 2009 in General

At 12/1/09 05:59 PM, 111122223138 wrote: i feel so bad that seeing as gagsy is the only girl on newgrounds...
at the time...

She's not the only girl on NG. There's a couple more. Maybe only like 20, but still, Gagsy's not the only one here.

Response to: What does NG look like? Posted November 30th, 2009 in General

Oh my lord.

What does NG look like?

Response to: Mini-Game Collab 2 Posted November 30th, 2009 in Game Development

Hey guys, as it turns out, I'm not dead :0 I've just been gone for a while. Yeah. Right now, I have to re-draw all of the enemies, and the car due to me being an idiot, and not saving the file before shutting my laptop off. Pretty stupid, no? Oh well, it won't be hard to do. Oh yeah, and my checklist of to-do things:

1.) Hand-draw level 3, and design the final boss's cavern.
2.) Create new car, new enemies, and animate final boss.
3.) Make that "You Won! Horray" page for after you beat the boss thingy.
4.) Send it to Mahora via PM ( If he still wants to do it)

Not quite sure if I really want to re-do that congrats thing, because all it was was an extra graphic. So yeah, that's my little update :D

Response to: Rock Posted November 30th, 2009 in General

One word- WIILLLSSSONNNNNN!!!

I deeply hope that you guys get this.

Response to: I killed a hooker. Posted November 29th, 2009 in General

If she really charged at you with a beer bottle, than it was self-defense. You're okay :3

Response to: Would you choose to switch genders? Posted November 29th, 2009 in General

For one day, sure. For the rest of my life, however, is a different story.

Response to: Whos also waking up at 2 for BlkFri Posted November 27th, 2009 in General

Fuck no. As short as I am, I'd get trampled. I'm only 5'1.

Response to: Photoshop amazed man. Posted November 27th, 2009 in General

Maybe Trogdor IS a man...

Photoshop amazed man.

Response to: "Kick A Ginger Day" Posted November 24th, 2009 in General

Quick, i'm going extinct! Mate with me!

If I was a woman I would :3

Response to: Chicks are cruel Posted November 23rd, 2009 in General

The same chicks have crushed guys' hearts and used them only for sex, money, car rides, whatever and they feel no pain. I have a few similes about women and love.

That sounds a lot like my older sister. Actually, that IS my older sister.

Response to: What do you drink most of the time? Posted November 20th, 2009 in General

Anything fruity, water, vanilla coke.

Response to: Ten is the new Fifteen Posted November 19th, 2009 in General

I buy/make/earn most everything i own, besides a few hand-me-downs and some clothes. Now, I'm seeing 6th graders with iphones. My own stepmom and dad are spoiling my siblings to the point where they cry whenever they get a small scrape. It's kinda sad, really.

Response to: Non Art Portal stuff. Posted November 13th, 2009 in Art

Ah, the hair? It's different lights refracting off of his hair. Plus my scanner sucks, so the shading does suck. But, I thank you for your help, and i'll do as you recommend :3
Sometimes what looks good in a photograph will look rubbish when you scribble it down on paper. Don't be afraid to rearrange things a bit.

Alright. I'll be uploading some stuff up here in a second, a bunch of stuff I did while at school through a mass amount of boredom during for about a month so far. Suprisingly, they're not half bad.

Response to: Your kid asks you a question.. Posted November 13th, 2009 in General

I would explain it in 3 very simple steps:

1.) God creates you in a sweatshop.

2.) God drops you out of the sweatshop.

3.) You either fall to your death, or you land in some stranger's stomach and get pulled out and get called either a man or a woman, regardless if you are the opposite sex that they pronounce you as.

Or just tell them the truth. Same with the fucking santa lies ; i'd save them before they get told the lie, and get traumatized when the truth hits them. Simple as that.

Response to: [Art Collab] *Tricolor art collab* Posted November 11th, 2009 in Art

I drew a turtle. Not necessarily better than my other picture, but this time, it's on protocol.

PNG is here:Sophisticated Turtle.

[Art Collab] *Tricolor art collab*

Response to: Mini-Game Collab 2 Posted November 11th, 2009 in Game Development

K, stayed up a little late to update this. It's just a bunch of small changes, but whatever.

Update 4 or whatever:
1.)Congrats! graphic added.
2.)Quickly-drawn car added; might change it later.
3.) Army man added as an enemy for level 2.
4.) Description for level 4 ( the final level) added.

To Do List:
1.)Design level 3 and 4.
2.)Create final boss.
3.)create level 3's enemies.
4.)Add final touches; send it to Mahora.
5.)Add sound.

Here is the demo.

Response to: [Art Collab] *Tricolor art collab* Posted November 11th, 2009 in Art

What johnny said, no different shades, just the three.
Blurring the background also creates different shades, so keep away from that too.
It looks okay though! be sure to edit it or make a new one

Ah, okay. I'll just make another one.

Response to: Mini-Game Collab 2 Posted November 10th, 2009 in Game Development

Well, I'm losing interest in designing the levels, but I will be working on the enemies, car design, and other little things for now. That doesn't mean that I won't be doing any more levels, but I might lower the level number from five to 4, and they might become simpler in design. DESIGN DEPRESSION AHEAD BEEP BEEP. Sorry there hasn't been many updates lately, i've currently been trying to finish other projects that I have going on with other collabs so I can solely focus on this project only.

Response to: [Art Collab] *Tricolor art collab* Posted November 7th, 2009 in Art

Wasn't quite sure what was going to come out of this one, but I like it. Is it okay if I blurred the background to make the old guy stand out more, and is it alright if I used tints of my 3 main colors, as well as shades? Thanks :3 PNG is hither: GOLLY

[Art Collab] *Tricolor art collab*

Response to: i think i have a girlfriend Posted November 5th, 2009 in General

I have some girl friends that I talk to, and make laugh. Does that mean that they like me? No. Before you go and get all mushy and shit on her and end up getting slapped, hesitate and think, because you never know if she actually likes you or not. Have you not, nor have you ever, talked to a girl before besides the females in your family? This post makes me think that way about you.

Response to: kids texting in class Posted November 1st, 2009 in General

Not every 2 seconds though... Wait, why couldn't I put this in one post again?