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At 7/7/12 12:53 AM, EKublai wrote: About a girl's first time?

c'mon, don't you trust me?

Unbelievable Size --------> Indescribable feeling

The cover art for the Writing Anthology is AMAZZZZZZZIING!

At 8/7/11 08:27 PM, Manly-Chicken wrote: Pics or it didn't happen.

SPOILER:
It didn't.

Dude, it's not that hard.

Work out, cardio, eat well. Good hydiene. Acne solution.

Develop a good sense of humor, be nice but not a pushover. Be yourself.

Most of all, grow some balls. You're nearing the end of high school. Burn bridges, it ain't gonna matter after that. Just get some confidence, find a nice girl you think you could click with and go for her.

I don't care if you're ugly, fat, or just a pure evil. There's a girl for every guy. Just rope one in!

Wow... that was so not as good as I thought it would be.

The stalls are just too small, even when there's a seat. You have to stand or lift her up. My knees can't bend that far down for that long either. We just ended up outside the stall on the floor.

And then her freakin' dog nudged the door open and started barkin' at my naked ass!

I know right? I know enough bout pixel stuff to know it's pretty damn hard even without animating it. It makes me wanna play an rpg right now.

At 8/7/11 08:12 AM, mz87 wrote: LOL it's little silly

I noticed that it's kind of unintentionally funny because it's so cheery and poppy while its lyrics are so straight-faced and serious. I listened to the other songs the singer (Danny Wiessner) made. You should check out "2 Player Co-op (Player 2 Press Start)" which is a cute gamer love song.

Just saw this vid come out on the portal. It's a music video some listeners did for a gaming podcast at IGN. It's about... well it's like "the Human condition" except it's "the Gaming condition". See what I did there? It was pretty frickin' good, though I didn't expect it to be quite so depressing. I really dig the song and the artwork ain't bad.

Just thought I'd tell the relevant people.

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  The World is Saved by EKublai

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It puts my heart at ease that the NG Writer's Anthology, a milestone literary document of Newgrounds history, is in such capable hands.

Also, if I'm not mistaken, you were going for Why Should I Worry from Oliver and Company?

k sent it. good luck.

I can't tell if this works better with a jigsaw inflection or a V for vendetta one.

um... good?

At 1/11/08 04:45 AM, Cyberdevil wrote:

At 1/11/08 04:27 AM, Izforgoat wrote: Was that sarcasm? If not, please click

I clicked anyway O_O

pshh... swedish.

At 1/11/08 04:22 AM, Cyberdevil wrote:

At 1/11/08 04:10 AM, EKublai wrote: I know I can't believe it either, he's makin' a comeback! First major label solo album since 1993!

Well maybe that's why I never heard of him, lmao, will take a listen to his new tracks tho.

Was that sarcasm? If not, please click

At 1/11/08 04:10 AM, EKublai wrote:
The new album is called "Love Burns Brightest"

Here is a live recording that leaked out a few days ago in the studio for the song "Like a Car Wreck"

Rick Astley "Like a Car Wreck" Leak

I actually thought I was gonna get Rick Roll'd lol. nice.

goe to.... Joe Biden. Biden is actually on a surge right now in Iowa going from 4% of voters to 8% in just the past two weeks for the caucus predictions. Richardson has dropped about 8% in Iowa the past month.

New York Times Coverage on Paper Endorsement for Biden

At 11/21/07 10:16 PM, InnerChild548 wrote: There is good chance they're repeatedly changing they tactics, we're just not informed about it.

I find it just a likely that they aren't changing tactics since neither side has any evidence to support their case. 8+|

some people take this stuff way to seriously... it's sad.

At 11/19/07 02:37 AM, EKublai wrote:

:....

um... Booya?!

At 11/18/07 04:37 PM, dodo-man-1 wrote: IDK, my BFF Joe!

k that needs to be trademarked.

If the election were held today, who would the candidates vote for?

THE ANSWER MAY SURPRISE YOU

Seriously though, how many times can you agree with your opponent without plainly stating who even you think is the "right" candidate?

"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn."

Another one

*sound in Mario when you die*

oh noes competing threads.

At 11/5/07 01:53 PM, 555exe wrote: I huv AIDS.

RAWR I'M A LION

already done ne one else?

"What? NOW you tell me to stop?"

"I'm the best... AROUND!"

At 11/5/07 02:08 AM, ErwinR0mmel wrote: You forgot.

"YOUR MY SISTER!"

She ain't like you Dirt!

At 11/5/07 02:02 AM, Dr34m3r wrote: Fina-fucking-lly.

It's loading as we speak.

I'm expect the best from Adam.

you will not be dissapointed. I guess now we just have to wait for

BITEY OF BRACKENWOOD: THE MOVIE!

At 11/5/07 02:01 AM, Doombox162 wrote: "I JUST SAVED MONEY ON MY CAR INSURENCE BY SWITCHING TO GEICO!"

o:

ooh ambitious r we?

At 11/5/07 12:14 AM, senior-twinki wrote: go to modify>shape>optimize

love it after using bitmap>trace bitmap

These are "orgasm shout-outs" that I have either seen on a porno, read somewhere, or done myself and I swear on my mother's grave there are all true.

10. "Dere She Blows!"

9. "I DON'T CARE!"

8. "GO! GO! GO!"

7. "Oh SNAP!"

6. "VROOM!"

5. "Tee-hee!" *barely audible*

4. Humming the tune from "Inspector Gadget"

3. "YAY!" *like a 3 year old*

2. "I'm DYN-O-MITE!!!"

And My all-time favorite.................

1. "Cubs win, CUBS WIN!!!!"

At 10/18/07 02:09 AM, EKublai wrote: The Reason I started coming to Newgrounds

Dragonball N

Haha, coincidentally I just found this little gem of yours

WISHBONE 3

This one was new but the whole series is funny as hell.