At 4/11/05 01:05 AM, -ERPMISTER- wrote: Its stories like these that make newgrounds worthwhile :')

Man, I feel like a nerd for saying that. . . oh and I pressed post it :(

no, its things like bedn,wiess (the dumbfuck) and madness that make it worthwhile.

At 4/11/05 12:56 AM, WadeFulp wrote: Here is the latest. Dirty should be spared as the worst of the storm cell appears to be tracking just to his East.

he lives in kansas city?

hmm...

*steals a car* i'm 45 minutes away from mod power... >:(

Vin Diesel got so drunk once that he ate the keg after drinking all of it, and it was filled with Everclear. Two weeks later he shat out a Ford Mustang, however, it was not a GT model, but did have leather seats
Vin Diesel once drank an entire keg of lemonade with his penis. Just to prove he could do it.

Oh my god, I didn't stop laughing for 5 minutes after reading that.

At 4/11/05 12:46 AM, ZerostarX wrote: dammit! just give him negroe luvin and you'll be fine!

nothin like negro lovin.,..

At 4/11/05 12:32 AM, Osamarama wrote:

At 4/11/05 12:30 AM, ArtistJ wrote:

At 4/11/05 12:29 AM, OsAmARaMa wrote: I feel the same way when people mess up my alternating caps.

OsAmARaMa > OsAmArAmA

personaly i think its about time you drop the cap's all together, its sooooo out of style.

Consider it done :)

that was easy...

euh, hey, its not cool to have any savings accounts, or to be a man. get a sex change and give me all your money.

Jesus Christ.

After naming him this, give the child an addiction to porn, cocaine, metallica, and violent murdering.

For a period of time he was known as "The Scourge of Romania". He would stalk the countryside at night and eat the skin of still-living townsfolk. Ironically, this all happened just outside of Akron, Ohio.

Damn.

Vin Diesel never sleeps, he only switches to the other "half" of his brain every twelve hours.

Meh.

God refuses to give Vin Diesel a soul until Vin Diesel gives back God's underwear.

Hah.

Vin Diesel wrote the guitar solo to Stairway to Heaven.

Oh wow.

Vin Diesel once invaded Poland, claiming "What's popular isn't always Reich."

nice hitler input

Vin Diesel split the atom with a chainsaw.

wouldn't the chainsaw explode?

Vin Diesel's bodily secretions are highly explosive if mixed with orange juice, and so his every move is tracked by a team of governement agents with instructions to kill him should he fall into enemy hands.

OMFGWTFBBGAPPLESAUCELOLLEROFFLE!

Shooting on xXx had to stop for two weeks as Vin Diesel was called in by NASA to help realign the Earths orbit.

so thats why that movie sucked.

Vin Diesel pays a homeless man to shovel hundred dollar bills into a furnace.

At 4/10/05 11:16 PM, PacoW wrote: something about nazis and the pope

I'm a goddamn catholic born with original sin, I can say to hell with the pope whenever I want.

but jewish people cant, because if they do, I put them in ovens.

At 4/11/05 12:23 AM, AmazeKing wrote:

At 4/11/05 12:21 AM, -BLUEleaf- wrote: I think Artist J is having some emotional problems. Lets all do our best to help Artist J instead of taunting him.

i totally agree..

As Do I

A R T I S T J

At 9/4/04 11:43 PM, Qtip_ninja wrote: i searched for "eat babies" and got this guy...

thats a baby eater if i've ever seen un

At 4/11/05 12:05 AM, Umsutfeersme wrote:

At 4/11/05 12:02 AM, pieoncar wrote: but why is it so important that you find topics with your name?

Because they're cooler and more popular than us, consequently, they have more topics made about them. :P

god... I lo... no, ihate your sig. wait, I dunno... are you making fun of che shirts or communism?

At 4/11/05 12:17 AM, StarF68 wrote:

At 4/11/05 12:16 AM, Izath187 wrote: well, if your gonna load up on music, just download every goddamn song made in history.
call napster, and tell them you have 15,000 dollars, and want every song in their database put on cd's and mailed to your house. then give them monopoly money.

If you put every song there ever was on cd's, it would probably fill a city.

ok, every song in ENGLISH.

I know a city that is a quarter square block with a population of 0. sparks, nebraska, check it out.

I dont know what the fuck your talking about.

here are some kittens

well, if your gonna load up on music, just download every goddamn song made in history.
call napster, and tell them you have 15,000 dollars, and want every song in their database put on cd's and mailed to your house. then give them monopoly money.

At 4/10/05 08:07 PM, DirtySyko wrote:

Everyone laugh at the homophobe! Big scary gay guys are out to get us! Look out, they might shoot rainbows out of their eyes and turn us into flamingos! OH NOEZ!!!

you actually googled that picture, you fag.

At 4/10/05 11:59 PM, AmazeKing wrote: can you lock a thread for being extremely gay

no.

well, yes...

but generally, no.

unless it's osamarama

At 4/10/05 11:55 PM, AmazeKing wrote: soccer and pope don't really go together

oh cmon, remember pius the 4th? he was the best soccer player since bartholemew the 14th of reichnaught!

At 4/11/05 12:03 AM, Romolo wrote: Here we go, I wish I had nice handwriting...

you blatantly stoel this from nationstates.net, but ok.

you get good handwriting, but i like your hand, cut it off and use it to masturbate.

At 4/10/05 10:13 PM, Angellusionist wrote: DS is ok...
like psp better, bout 100 bucks pricier, but more than worth it. tony hawk rules

the games rule, right?

the person has no dick.

At 4/10/05 10:44 PM, Darkstrategy wrote:

At 4/10/05 08:40 PM, Natalya_Numanae wrote: ...how does one reply to this?

...Good luck. *waits for at least three people to make gay/penis/masturbation jokes*

ur gay and i hope u go masturbate with ur penis in the truck with ur dad

all it took for me was one joke...

what else do you masturbate with, your toes?

At 4/10/05 10:42 PM, NorwayClock wrote: Various works by The Clock Crew

Yayyyy!

I wouldn't be too hapy if I were you, you're a country that looks liek a damn wang, and gets pwnt by all invading countries.

At 4/10/05 10:27 PM, mr_balli wrote:

At 4/10/05 08:48 PM, smurf88 wrote: Be sure to add plenty of porn to the memory stick.

Pron on a games console? And it's handheld?!
*Dies a happy death at the thought*

they would need to include screen cleaners...

At 4/10/05 10:39 PM, Insomniac_Sleeper wrote: why are people so sad about the pope dying, hes going on to a better place.....right.....hey....right?

no, popes go straight to hell, it's mandatory.

At 4/10/05 10:33 PM, what_is_my_alias wrote: lol but my 1 change stayed there when they locked it LOL!!!See if you can find it ;)

I found it: you deleted the link on 2003 allowing people to see that 2003 is the freshwater year...

big fuckin whoop.

At 4/10/05 10:33 PM, what_is_my_alias wrote: lol but my 1 change stayed there when they locked it LOL!!!See if you can find it ;)

lemme guess, changed bend to bedn?

At 4/10/05 11:02 AM, Dave wrote:

At 4/10/05 11:00 AM, FBIpolux wrote: In fact, the greatest flash ever is "Demented Cartoon Movie" by Brian Kendall.

Zeeky Boogy Doog!

How many times has the world blown up now?

it blew up 8 tiems in the movie.

At 4/10/05 10:23 PM, PimpNRed wrote: umm i dont belive we have proper permisson from your dog to photo shop him....... >: (

if he shits twice and snorts, then thats a yes.

At 4/9/05 10:46 PM, -marzzbar- wrote: It says it's protected now. WTF.
You can stuff around in the sandbox.

yeah, you dumbasses overedited it, meaning that any chance to fix anythign on it is now gone.

At 4/10/05 10:17 PM, TomFlump wrote: religion sucks, but hey, its the effin pope. i dont think he was that great of a guy or anything, but he certainly isnt boo-worthy.

meh... I dunno...

if you're a commie, you can boo him.