At 7/31/09 12:39 AM, Fro wrote:

I never went to my orientation, but I did go on a tour so I knew my way around Lock Haven a little bit already. No matter how well you know the campus it still seems like you have trouble finding your class the first time you're there.

I'm guessing I'll still be lost as fuck the first day haha.

Good luck to you though! When I was having my summer class down at Lock Haven and saw orientation kids down there all summer it seemed. If you happen to see anybody from Canton tell them I said hi because I know all of them. You know how small schools are around here I don't need to explain that to you.

There will maybe be a few kids from our area, I'm the only one who graduated this year from The Valley going there but there's a few Athens and Sayre people up there from like '07 and '06. I'll keep an eye out.

Haha, yeah I know what you mean. Want to know what I hated the most about the Valley? The god damn Valley refs in the sports. Especially those Shaw brothers who reffed football and basketball. (You should know who I'm talking about as they were from Sayre if I'm not mistaken)

They still cheat as much as ever, fuck every school around here has biased refs, it's a cancer on high school sports! Hell, even refs bet on elementary soccer now.

But at least in Sayre you guys have some stuff. It's nothing like the gas stations and one red light that we have in our town here in Canton. Sayre is like a huge city to me. O.o Try living in my town for about a month and you'll be missing your town I guarantee it.

I get to move out to big ol' Erie, really cultural town I hear, but I just want to get away from all the dumbfucks I know around here. Even though Sayre is pretty nice, sometimes. I always don't realize I'm going through Canton until we see the High School.

Actually, Canton isn't too different from Lock Haven except for the fact that we have businesses and stores in Lock Haven unlock Canton. It's small, quiet, hill, mountains, woods, etc.. You should see how many people freak out from big cities when they see a cow let alone a bear for the first time.

Edinboro, big resort town for some reason.

I think I've come to find that people will complain about where they live no matter what though. They always think their town is dull or boring. Let's see how they would like the towns in our area if they think their town is like that.

I'll be sick of Edinboro by October, just you watch lol

Happy Birthday you depressing son of a bitch!

Blow out your candles!

Biff, I'm sorry to hear about your problem, which I don't have a solution for, but you just came off like an angry 13 year-old!

At 7/30/09 09:21 PM, Akkryls wrote: Ehh... Trust me... It's not that awkward...

Whats awkward is getting a boner as a guy falls on top of you...

THAT. Is awkward.

Have you ever had a girl you've never met fall hard on top of your boner as you're laying next to your girlfriend. Yeah, that fucking hurts. I literally stuck my dick in a 19 yearold's ass who fell backwards while fighting with her little brother, and my knee-jerk reaction to explain what was hard in my pants, I yelled "OW MY KEYS!"

But getting a boner is fine when making out.

GET OFF MY PHONE!!!

First ever PS thread attempt.

My first time was about a month or so ago. I did a "dravity" my first time using a Deer Park bottle since my friends' mom found their pipe earlier that day and smashed it. It started pouring down rain afterwards but I felt so fucking good I didn't care.

I think it's much more fitting to target the people that rip-off Egoraptor, THAT MEANS YOU KIRBOPHER AND SECONDSTAMP! Ego has improved incredibly in the last year or so, he puts effort into his stuff. But yeah, the people that are so unoriginal that they need to rip off a parody are the ones you should hate.

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At 7/30/09 03:08 PM, MonkeyV wrote: Death Bed: The Bed that Eats

Lmfao yes...

How did I know it was The Room? How did I know hahaha.

The second one was, hands down, one of the worst movies I have EVER SEEN!

It was 3 weeks ago and I'm still raging about how bad it was! >XC

It was raining, we were in the gazebo at the park on our first date dripping wet.

Nice night, bad relationship.

1. How did you come up with your username?

Random word generator back in 2005.

2. Is your NG username used anywhere else, or was used before coming to NG?

:Had it before NG, but I use it everywhere.

3. Is your name 'you'? If your name was Analrapist, are you actually an analyst/therapist?

Yes, I am an Ixintro.

I'm already trying to set up plans for next year's Comic Con. Because I'm just that good. B)

I hate all you idiot 13 year-olds, yeah, that means YOU! You know who you are! I don't care if I was 13 at one time, I at least had the common courtesy to not spout my retarded semi-prepubescent problems and retarded memes all over the internet.

Hey guys, I'm about to go to my orientation at Edinboro University of PA next week and I thought it was about time to just schmooze on in. I'm hoping the orientation goes well, which it seems it undoubtedly will, even though I never toured the campus before applying. I'm going to be staying in the dorms the night before since the Orientation starts at 8 am and I live about 5 hours away.

Classes start up in the end of August and I'm counting the days nwo, finally I can get out of this fucking Valley! :D

Ya know what I mean Fro.

Hey 2,000th post.

Interestingly enough, I was here a year AFTER my account was created. My friend made the account and I stumbled upon it around December 2007.

LMFAOOOOO.... Beautiful, just... Beautiful.

C*****n, we've been dating for 3 weeks, and it's over because you're fucking crazy! O_O

At 7/29/09 12:52 AM, zombiemaster69 wrote: what the worse thing you did in school/or on school grounds
mine,threw a waterproof cherry bomb in the potty.
come back and there was shit everywhere!
yours?

Did you get that idea from The Simpsons? Because SIMPSONS DID IT SIMPSONS DID IT!!!.....

Anyway, the worst thing I ever did in school was probably skip out of my art class mid-way through, everyday for a month to hang out with my then-girlfriend in the early lunch period.

Jesus tits, junk pubes are first and foremost! I got mine when I was fucking 10 you prepubescent little freaks!

But as a consolation, I just got armpit hair recently after already having chest hair, facial hair and realllllllyyyy hair legs.

At 7/27/09 10:43 PM, nellieness wrote:

At 7/27/09 10:41 PM, ixintro wrote: I'm going to college in a month, that counts.

Im going back to the UK to get my student visa to go to college I can't wait :D Just need to get my license ¬_¬

I'm not even gonna bother with a license, can't own a car on campus until sophomore year at my school anyway. B(

I'm going to college in a month, that counts.

I saw that new Alternitiva guy voted me Biggest Attention Whore, whaaa? I've only posted like 3 times in the last week! How would he know... Or make such an assumption...

We all hate you Joxstrap. ^_^

The season finale where he died aired in like late August of last year.

Like everyone else has said, fucking late.... And completely pointless thread.

At 7/26/09 07:46 PM, Elios wrote: Hey there handsome...

Oh please don't whip me. I wouldn't want you to whip the location of the Walrus Pit from me. Please don't whip me.

At 7/26/09 07:19 PM, Tramps wrote: Oh, here's a local, let's ask him!

WHERE'S THE WALRUS PIT?

Doo doo doo dee dwaaaaa waaaaaaaa.

Ah thank god, PHEW! When I saw "Tribute" I suddenly got worried that Bryan Cranston may have died unexpectedly. He's a great actor, hands down my favorite personality on Malcolm in the Middle and his other show, Breaking Bad, I only saw the pilot and then a few episodes in Season One, but he DEFINITELY deserved that Emmy last year for best Lead Actor in a Drama.

Meh, sure.

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