At 8/18/08 10:53 PM, Jon4life wrote:

At 8/18/08 10:37 PM, Sun-and-Moon wrote: wtf? since when do smashing pumpkins tour, I thought that they came out with that crappy zeitgeist cd, toured for like a month and then disbanded again.

They are still touring to places I haven't heard of. Zeitgeist was a piece of shit, Hopefully they played some of their old stuff.

They did play a lot of old stuff, along with a lot of new stuff, and a lot of improvised stuff.

At 8/18/08 10:24 PM, Siblau wrote:

At 8/18/08 10:22 PM, TheDrizzleStick wrote: you masturbated at a concert. whoopdy do.

This, or a dude tossed u off...

Nah, I was there with my girlfriend.
No, she doesn't have a penis.

At 8/18/08 10:22 PM, HOLY-FUCKING-SHIT wrote: You payed for the concert and didn't even watch it.

You suck.

Oh believe me, I watched it, it was an epic performance, a VERY epic performance.
And I didn't even pay for the tickets, won em from the local radio station.

...during a Smashing Pumpkins concert.
While Corgan and friends were blasting away with some experimental instrumental interlude, the beat sort of took over and I had what was possibly the most epic sexual experience in the history of man kind, and since the music was so hypnotic and amazing, nobody else even took notice to our antics.
Do I win at life now?

The Wizard of Gore.
Sickest. Movie. Ever.

At 8/18/08 08:59 PM, Dekuboy wrote:

At 8/18/08 08:56 PM, Itsa-Bouncing-Rock wrote:

At 8/18/08 08:54 PM, Dekuboy wrote:

I agree. Don't blame good artists for what's happening to America.

Yeah, blame My Chemical Romance instead.

Nah, blame the Jonas Brothers and Mylie Cyrus first. Then blame My Chemical Romance.

Good point... as much as I hate MCR I must admit they are bringing more to the table than The Jonas Brothers.

On my birthday... On MY birthday?

Freddie Mercury, a day before he died.... confirmed he had AIDS.
And I love Queen. *sob*

At 8/18/08 08:54 PM, Dekuboy wrote:

I agree. Don't blame good artists for what's happening to America.

Yeah, blame My Chemical Romance instead.

At 8/18/08 08:49 PM, Puzzled wrote:

At 8/18/08 08:36 PM, ToastedCupcake wrote: I'm shrooming for the first time this weekend, hopefully.

it is the greatest shit ever created

Why do you suppose Hindus think cows are holy?
Where do you suppose the phrase "that's good shit" came from?

You're just mad because John Mayer can do stuff with a guitar that makes your poor fingers hurt.
John Mayer has talent, if you're going to go on a rant about a mainstream artist at least use a decent example.

What is this "making out" you speak of?

At 8/13/08 12:45 AM, The-Laugher-Of-Lor wrote: It's going to be a disaster at the box office.

Yet they will make another one. Can you believe these idiot directors actually think they are making good spoof movies? They are comparing themselves to the likes of Airplane for fucks sake!

Hobgoblin, Red Stripe and Guinness > Wine.

Rub some Icy Hot on it.

Dude! They still make Bagel Bites?

The last two minutes of Nile's "Sarcophagus"

At 8/4/08 11:23 PM, Kunera wrote: That's just sad. Give him a few big macs, and he'll kick the bucket.

Give him a bucket of lard and force him to eat it all.

I had to do it.

At 8/4/08 10:49 PM, Grind wrote:

At 8/4/08 10:15 PM, Scuzzfest wrote: Emos girls... -.-

Lucky you, I wish I attracted more emo girls

Aye, emo girls tend to be rather err... "free spirited"

At 8/4/08 10:28 PM, Jack wrote: Dead girls seem to like me.

I'm quite the stud.

Its costs so much less as well.

At 8/4/08 08:42 PM, mastermalpass wrote:

At 8/4/08 08:33 PM, Itsa-Bouncing-Rock wrote: Either fat girls, or girls that are absolutely beautiful that can sing well.

Enjoy

My current girlfriend looks like a cross between Hayley Williams and Simone Simmons.
Do I win?

Either fat girls, or girls that are absolutely beautiful that can sing well.

My favorite solution for ingrown toenails, you will need:
1. A bottle of Jack Daniels
2. A good friend
and 3. A pair of pliers

Do the math.

Good, now go get laid.

At 8/3/08 05:24 PM, Vrael wrote:

At 8/3/08 05:23 PM, Itsa-Bouncing-Rock wrote: It has been scientifically proven that tits on a whale will not give you cancer.

Ah Shit I fell outa my chair I laughed so hard.

Go rub some Icy Hot on your injuries.

It has been scientifically proven that tits on a whale will not give you cancer.

Rub some Icy Hot on it, it'll work fine after that.

Quit whining and rub some Icy Hot on it.

Cash Crate works wonders.

You think thats good? A friend of mine ordered a Vynil off of eBay, thinking it was a rare first edition Judge Dread album. He puts it on, and it is none other than Rick Astley's "Never Gunna Give You Up".
That is a REAL Rick Roll, not as good as the Mets, but pretty damn good nonetheless.