At 9/7/09 10:42 AM, Lost-Chances wrote:

At 9/7/09 08:36 AM, iShield wrote: I am a homosexual teen in need of a friend? Are any one of you up for it?

Don't mind really. I'm in a helpful mood lately.

I need love adivice, my only love wasn't for me and i'm stuck without anyone to talk to because my secret got out

People are bullying me and i don't like it, just goes to show there will never be acceptance for us

I am a homosexual teen in need of a friend? Are any one of you up for it?

Can you post more scores and your thoughts on the other entries? I'd like to read on about what the other judges thoguht about the other entries,

Ok, so i just came back from a hard night.

Well, i'm very tired and possibly drunk, but i'll type what i have to say out

I met with the guy in school ( i'm in 3rd year high school btw ) and i talked to him on the walk home, and i found out that he hates me and i cant express my love for him or hav it fulfilled anymore. But there was something in his eye

So then I stayed up the rest of the day crying and drinking my father's alcohol, he hates me already anyway i don't care

I hate my lifre

At 8/31/09 10:21 AM, Chocomilk wrote: Go to the relationship advice thread, faggot.

I'm sorry but I don't stalk this site every day and know all the official threads you dick

So, imagine this. You're watching a toon about Mickey Mouse and him and his friends trying to solve a problem: there's a fallen tree in front of Donald's house, now he can't get out. So they have to think of a way to get it out in the most humorous and educational way possible!

So, the Hulk comes in, and he's angry. Minnie tells him to chill out, and Goofy agrees, and Hulk apologizes for his brashness, then lifts the tree out of Donald's porch. Donald thanks him, but then where will they put the tree? Wolverine comes in, and teaches kids about the many uses of lumber and wood, and why it should be protected, also Canadian jokes. Then, credits.

Awesome. But this also means that there will be no more bad-assery involved with Marvel. Shoot.

Hi Newgrounds, I'm sure none of you know me but that's okay.

Anyway, I've been having some trouble with my life, my social life to be exact. Because there's this thing that's been bugging my mind a lot recently, and well, it's this thing called love.

Normally, love is normal and should be chased upon feeling it, but my love is... different. It's like an obsession, and to make things worse, it's obsession with a guy, and i'm a guy too.

Nobody suspects me of being gay though, even if I am slightly effeminate, but this has been bugging me and every time I talk to this guy my heart sinks and I don't know what to do. I'm madly in love with someone who has no idea about any of my feelings, and now is the first time I'm writing about this in public, because that's how jaded I am.

So help me, guys.

I bet next year Disney will have the honor of winning that award.

here's your fucking logo

Chinky eyes look cute on any gender.

somebody needs to SHUT THE FUCK UP

who fucking cares? it's only the internet, you're not typing an English essay!

At 12/13/08 01:31 AM, Glowstick-warroir wrote: Look, the guy has his own flavor of reply. give him a break.

I'm just telling him honestly, his doodles aren't funny.

I mean, I'd give him a break if they were funny, seriously.

At 12/13/08 01:26 AM, NeverAgain92 wrote: I think we know who the winner is.

Your doodles aren't funny.

WHAT.

This is why I think everyone should give their wife the pill or wear a condom, or both.

Why do white kids act like that

Tough shit, it's been done.

Twice.

hell yeah JayeGaye left

fuckit i give up

At 12/12/08 04:58 AM, nymphoid wrote: i knew it

go back to that myspace hole

It's better than Twilight, I mean really...

So much adrenaline in one movie :O

These people who kill their kids have a genetic quirk.

The fact that they're able to see their children as the useless maggots they are means that the way they are programmed isn't right. We're programmed to do the most vain thing imaginable, make carbon copies of ourselves to prance around the world when we're gone. But these people aren't.

And I therefore cheer for them, cheer for their discovery of the error of all our ways.

*slow claps*

Funniest User

I think the award goes to poxpower, seeing that for a mod he's not all "ahahah color in the lines, be a good roll model ahaha" and the fact his opinions are downright funny.

Biggest Attention Whore%u2028

It's most definitely GOTHCLAWZ, no explanation needed.

Drama Queen

TSstudios because he wanted to kill himself because people on the internet hate him XD

Never Logs Off

Gagsy

I Miss Yew

Probably cellardoor6, since him arguing with other people brings much needed life here.

Best Artist%u2028

Zekey

Master Creator

poxpower again, because his humor is mostly derived from his topics.

Rookie of the Year

Me? Seriously though, I have no clue

Most Improved%u2028

Probably Ghfty, check out how he posted before: http://ishield.newgrounds.com/news/post/
99201 it's in the comments

Biggest Spammer%u2028

darknessdweller, you useless fag!

Most Overrated

Imo, BananaBreadMuffin, since he's called a "nazi mod" and known for so many things that don't describe him in the least.

Most Underrated%u2028

THEJamoke since he's awesome but not many people recognize that.

Worst Moderator

Jonas ( ? )

Best Moderator

Poozy ( ? )

Worst Poster

Kagoe, since she violently promotes internet retardation, unfunny jokes and making opinions look like a crime. Oh, and not to mention... "Stupidity runs in the family!"

Best Poster

Uh, IFUN?

Man, I'm gone. My buddy Sawdust told me to check this shit out, and I find that shitbag is still here. Tell me when he leaves, guys. I'm gone.

At 11/2/08 07:14 AM, Kagoe wrote: This is my favourite burger.

Wow you're so funny haha I'm falling off my chair.

At 11/1/08 10:06 AM, LeeJaySan wrote: STFU! And Yuri is 1Mx better! Don't argue w/ me!

Scared to lose, Simple Jack? Christ, you're seriously DUMB. You and jaye both. You two are dumb enough to mess with. HAHHAHAHAHHAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

I sounded like some english professor!

At 11/1/08 09:29 AM, LeeJaySan wrote: Wrong, wrong fucking wrong!

YAOI IS THE ONLY WATCHABLE HENTAI.

Seriously, 100% true, deal with it homophobe.

At 11/1/08 05:54 AM, Jaye19 wrote: Fuck you I am not 10 and I am not stupid bitch and damn it!!! That is it!!! Yo mamma is soooo hairy your brother is a Chubaka!

Oh wow, I'm so threatened, you know a fucking stupid yo momma joke. Just crawl back into the hole you came from you retard.

At 11/1/08 01:12 AM, Jaye19 wrote: I am not a moron but I may be stupid at times :3 and I stopped also with the news thayng :D

You're always stupid, all the time, just admit you're 10 already and get on with it. And die, while you're at it.

At 10/31/08 09:26 PM, LeeJaySan wrote: For the final fucking time, I'm not a homophobe! It's because I like lesbians and sometimes I make friends w/ them! The opposite of the lesbos are the ones I hate!

Oh, you're a homophobe and a pervert and retarded? Face the truth, you befriend lesbos cause yo think they're hot... hahaha you're obsessed with sex. But wait, you can't have that cause you're even more obsessed with stupid drawings!

And YAOI IS BEST AHAHAHAHAH