Newgrounds.com — Everything, By Everyone.

Checking login status…

USERNAME:

PASSWORD:

Logging in…

Logged in as:
.
Logging out…
Inbox My Account Log Out


You need a Grounds Gold Account to post on the NG BBS! If you don't have one, click here to sign up now! It's fast, free, and easy — and opens up tons of great NG features!

Author Search Results: 'irregularbowel'

We found 52 matches.


<< < > >>

Viewing 1-30 of 52 matches. 1 | 2

1.

None

Topic: Little Girl's Body Found In Texas

Posted: 11/02/07 12:40 PM

Forum: General

At 11/2/07 12:39 PM, Mr-Pope wrote: MAAAAAAAADDDDDDYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!

Whooo?


2.

None

Topic: Little Girl's Body Found In Texas

Posted: 11/02/07 12:39 PM

Forum: General

At 11/2/07 12:38 PM, ZeroAsALimit wrote:
At 11/2/07 12:37 PM, ChocolateJesus wrote: -Fap fap fap fap-
It means he's having a wank.

I understand this.

>_> And again, I say

Wtf?


3.

None

Topic: You are black!

Posted: 11/02/07 12:38 PM

Forum: General

HARR!


4.

None

Topic: Little Girl's Body Found In Texas

Posted: 11/02/07 12:37 PM

Forum: General

At 11/2/07 12:37 PM, ChocolateJesus wrote: -Fap fap fap fap-

O_o

Wtf?


5.

None

Topic: Little Girl's Body Found In Texas

Posted: 11/02/07 12:34 PM

Forum: General

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/2007 /11/02/pkg.baby.grace.cnn

Unidentifiable little girl washed up on Texas's shore in a plastic box.

Scary!

:curiousninja:


6.

None

Topic: My Wife's a cheap slut.

Posted: 11/02/07 12:26 PM

Forum: General

At 11/2/07 12:25 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: ...Why I do I think that she's making it all up?

Because she is, the sneaky bitch.

In all truth, she's a dominatrix at a club in Chicago. Nympho-Nancy is her name. Know her personally. =D

:beamingninja:


7.

None

Topic: My Wife's a cheap slut.

Posted: 11/02/07 12:25 PM

Forum: General

Try having sex 80 billion times a day. >>

"I tried Viagra to satisfy my wife's needs." HARR!

Poor bloke, he needs a robot.


8.

None

Topic: Boy punches mom over halo3

Posted: 11/02/07 12:19 PM

Forum: General

Well, isn't that precious.

I wonder how their family reuinions go...?

:sneakyninja:


9.

None

Topic: Your favorite foods?

Posted: 11/02/07 12:17 PM

Forum: General

General Tso's chicken, hands down.

Jack Daniel's steak

Lobster

Jumbalaya.

GODDAMNIT! I'M HUNGRY AGAIN!

:hungryhungryninja:


10.

None

Topic: Favorite sites? (Other than NG)

Posted: 11/02/07 12:14 PM

Forum: General

At 11/2/07 12:09 PM, wickedswami wrote:
can not be forgotten...cyanide and happiness

You are GOD


11.

None

Topic: I Like Pink.

Posted: 11/02/07 12:12 PM

Forum: General

Red?

::I'm going to get hit.


12.

Expressionless

Topic: the ultimate challenge

Posted: 11/02/07 12:08 PM

Forum: General

Uh, yeah good luck with that.

I tried banana circumcision and realized people are perverts. =X


13.

None

Topic: Favorite sites? (Other than NG)

Posted: 11/02/07 12:01 PM

Forum: General


14.

None

Topic: How do you dream?

Posted: 11/02/07 11:56 AM

Forum: General

At 11/2/07 11:48 AM, PhoenixTails wrote: Yes, I too have no control over my body in dream state. Often in dreams where I just got stabbed, shot, etc. I wake with that same burning feeling wherever it happened.
sometimes it scares the shit out of me, too....

I would think the whole "sensing pain" thing could fall under the same instance as...hmm, like when you get told or witness a severe injury [like a broken knee] you get that weird feeling in the same body part.

Perhaps?


15.

Resigned

Topic: This Guy Is Awesome!

Posted: 11/02/07 11:53 AM

Forum: General

Aww, good stuff.


16.

None

Topic: How do you dream?

Posted: 11/02/07 11:44 AM

Forum: General

I hardly dream in vivid color, it's mostly bland and darker shades. I hear quite well, though when the sound amplifies in my dream, it generally means it's being spoken out loud. As if I'm saying it, or someone around me is. I also have a warped sense of time, and lack ability to control my body in dream state. More often than not, I recall my dreams easily.


17.

None

Topic: I R Evil.

Posted: 11/01/07 08:22 PM

Forum: General

:Girls look at me in fear, little girls hide in corners, because they don't want to get a broken limb or something like that. Boys who made fun of me run for their lives in terror, and as fror the girl I like... I'm planning on doing the same to her as all the others. She ignores me, so I can do whatever I want and she won't care.

You listen to ICP, I betcha...Iiiii betcha good.


18.

None

Topic: What would u wish for...

Posted: 11/01/07 08:19 PM

Forum: General

At 11/1/07 08:12 PM, PrinceFlea wrote:
So you Watch anime while eating pocky sticks and Going to the anicon where some of the nightmares start?

Actually, quite the opposite. >>

I work all fekking week, come home and do laundry, attempt to get an episode of Trailer Park Boys in and cook awesome chicken all while trying to maintain a balanced home life and bills.

Just once I'd love to go to a ComiCon, and perhaps eat Pocky again, and the last time I watched an anime is when I finished a series of Blood+ two months ago.

Dooooooone? ^^


19.

None

Topic: What makes Halo so special?

Posted: 11/01/07 08:13 PM

Forum: General

Icon, icon, icon.

Halo has definitely put a new twist on modern warfare, and it's something many people can look to for common talk.

Half-Life 2 all the way, but Halo c'moooon. MC is a badass, Cortana is fekking hawt for a computer proggy...and those adorable Elites. =D

Les go steep on sum floodz.


20.

None

Topic: What would u wish for...

Posted: 11/01/07 08:04 PM

Forum: General

At 11/1/07 08:00 PM, PrinceFlea wrote:
Well, aren't you the go-getter? >>

I aim to piss as many people off as possible. Then try and hide. ^^ The biggest game of hide 'n seek every played! Ooh, I wonder if there's a Guinness for that. :googleninja:
What the fuck does " >>" mean?

>_> without the >>

It's for fat, lazy people. ^^

Oh shi--, uh same thing applies with the above. ^_^ without the _ =D HARR!


21.

None

Topic: Childrens books!

Posted: 11/01/07 08:03 PM

Forum: General

Go Heinrich >> :ninjaapplause:


22.

None

Topic: Childrens books!

Posted: 11/01/07 07:58 PM

Forum: General

At 11/1/07 07:49 PM, dJtl wrote: they are so stupid! the cost like $5! and all they are is like 3, 1 inch thick cardboard paged, 5 worded books! all they are is "the whale is blue" "the bear is brown" the bird sings" "the cat meows"! Come on! Why would you by one of those? and how much money to the authors make?

Um, can you imagine life without having those read/read to you? Clinical study shows that 94% of children who haven't had stimulation through learning books, have a decreased amount of smart cells in their brain. Thus furthering the population of idiots who, critically acclaimed, beat down books like Cat in the Hat!


23.

None

Topic: What would u wish for...

Posted: 11/01/07 07:55 PM

Forum: General

I wish I had an infinite amount of wishes!


24.

None

Topic: What would u wish for...

Posted: 11/01/07 07:46 PM

Forum: General

At 11/1/07 07:44 PM, PrinceFlea wrote: A Career In Music to refine an few classic genres of yesteryear combining it with modern styles to make an new expirament or chaotic genre .To Become an phychietrist To Help Out with what is going on their mind To just understand the behaviors going on with different subjects.

Well, aren't you the go-getter? >>

I aim to piss as many people off as possible. Then try and hide. ^^ The biggest game of hide 'n seek every played! Ooh, I wonder if there's a Guinness for that. :googleninja:


25.

None

Topic: Who likes Burnt Peanuts!?

Posted: 11/01/07 12:57 PM

Forum: General

I need a song about peanuts, someone...make me a song about peanuts! For, I am musically and intelligently challenged! Durr...><


26.

None

Topic: Who likes Burnt Peanuts!?

Posted: 11/01/07 12:55 PM

Forum: General

Cmon!! They're uber awesome! And look like lil' mines! ^^

Who likes Burnt Peanuts!?


27.

None

Topic: Who likes Burnt Peanuts!?

Posted: 11/01/07 12:53 PM

Forum: General

At 11/1/07 12:52 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: Someone likes nuts.

They're what's for breakfast!


28.

None

Topic: Who likes Burnt Peanuts!?

Posted: 11/01/07 12:52 PM

Forum: General

At 11/1/07 12:49 PM, Mechabloby wrote: I don't even like peanuts. But I like burnt toast just because it's crispy.

This made me lol. I do too!


29.

None

Topic: house to my self!

Posted: 11/01/07 12:44 PM

Forum: General

At 11/1/07 12:41 PM, Kreen wrote: Grab your cock until white spray come out.

You might want to move your hand a little, otherwise people are going to think you have seperation anxiety. ^^


30.

None

Topic: So.. one word posts.

Posted: 11/01/07 12:42 PM

Forum: General

At 11/1/07 12:35 PM, neon-dude wrote: This started off about 1 word posts, then people started talking about adhd, now they're talking about how school sucks. Weird eh? What next? What is the mystery meat in mcdonalds? What is the meaning of life? Is Dumbledore gay?

Yeah I agree, they teach us useless stuff, we're not going to need to know about shakeseare or History or Geography or algebra, the only really useful subjects are tech, IT and music because lots of people get jobs doing that. But how many people become historians? Very few. So why do we lear history so much?

Mystery Meat: It's frozen, over-processed cow meat, that is stored in a slightly covered box in the back freezer.
Meaning of Life: Love, Infer, Falter, Excavate. ^^
Dumbledore: Yes, yes he's gay.

And actually, I've found it helpful to know Algebra with my job at Wal-Mart, surprising enough, but Shakespeare and stuff isn't so relevant. But, it's nice to catch things, like witty jokes on a movie or something. Just general stuff that's good to know, but useless to apply. =D


All times are Eastern Daylight Time (GMT -4) | Current Time: 03:21 PM

<< < > >>

Viewing 1-30 of 52 matches. 1 | 2