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At 2/14/10 12:25 AM, EZ98 wrote: about what had happened i don't know what i was thinking it just came to she said she would right a story if i wrote one to .

Run-on sentences in an 11th grade english class? Wrong to? Right instead of write? Something doesn't add up.

I have spent the good part of one hour reading random people shouting for no reason and commenting on the sexy beast depicted on the first post.
...fuck I can't resist.
MY ASS IS BAD. WHATS MY NAME BITCH, WHAT THE HELL IS MY NAME!TANKMEN@#%$^643fghFD%^tgbhtrytrhb^&
y%$^%$yghtr!!!

Please tell me you're joking.

It's been done before. Too late.

It's snowing in Georgia. In Georgia. In fucking Georgia.

She'll hate the restraunt. Do something fun, like an amusement park.

At 2/12/10 08:37 PM, Grizzli wrote:

At 2/12/10 06:39 PM, Impornant wrote: I trick animals into thinking that they're gonna be my pet. After a week of them sitting around and getting fat, I fry them up.

Well that was an unexpected ending to your post.

If I had my way only smart animals who are pre-trained would be allowed as pets. Ive seen too many news stories of people getting their face bitten off by bulldogs and German Shephards that werent properly trained.

But dogs were smart to begin with. So were cats. Hell, cat's were smart enough to self-domesticate themselves. Now they freaking own us.

At 2/12/10 08:23 PM, Grizzli wrote: Nothing. Because the term "relationship" doesnt exist in the Newgrounds BBS

That's why everytime someone get's laid they make a thread titled "I'm in love!!1!1!!!!!" in the general forums, right?

At 2/12/10 07:47 PM, Tobi wrote: George Bush was a good president? pwned.

Funniest thing I've seen all day.
I would make him watch CNN.

No deaths, no excitement. End of story.

Re-opened because I'm lonely and would be banned for making a new one.

My code is 3996-8178-7282. PM me if you want to add me so I can add you and stuff. Yeah, I could always look at the older codes, but those users have either quit newgrounds or quit brawl.

At 2/12/10 07:45 PM, Yorik wrote: "I know, lets take two already popular games and combine them shamelessly. That will make a lot of money."

"God of War and Devil May Cry."

"Say no more."

Why the hell did I write that long ass review when I could have just said that? Sadly, that pretty much sums it up.

At 2/12/10 07:52 PM, kanon1 wrote:

At 2/12/10 06:19 PM, MemoryCard wrote: Are you licking the right side?

^this^

Give him some credit, he's not that stupid.

I hope.

At 4/20/09 08:30 PM, Supermatx1 wrote: A lot of stuff.

Why did you bother typing all that> Do you think a developer will see it or something? Lets face, Mother3 was the end. No 4. You can stop fantasizing now.

Got Divine Edition the day it came out, and I must admit I'm feeling regret. Punching the grim reaper in tha face and taking his scythe was a good point in the game, but it still isn't perfect. First of all I don't think they should have ever made a game based on Dante Alighieri's The Inferno, seeing as Devil May Cry sucked about as much out of that book as it could. Whats more is the fact that Dante in the book never killed a single demon, and in this one he's all of a sudden a badass. Another complaint may be how disturbing it is (in the lust circle demons pour out of the queen of the nules nipples, which happen to be nothing more then bile filled holes). Also how hard it is to find stuff. I thought I was doing good when I got five relics then looked up the walkthrough and realized I was supposed to have fourteen by now. The sphere grid and fable-like Holy and Unholy levels were refreshing though, but it seemed way too easy to level up seeing that Punishing or Absolving one of the damned is worth sixty minions. We can only hopr the March update brings more features. Overall I rate this a 7/10 for it's amazing graphics and twitchy gameplay.

At 2/12/10 07:03 PM, Sensationalism wrote: No, I don't celebrate that "holiday" hahahaha it's lame.

No boyfriend?

Sorry, I didn't quite get that. What exactly do you want?

At 2/12/10 03:53 PM, Synnxile wrote: my eyes are perfect

Then it's a mental problem, or maybe you just think your eyes are perfect when they really aren't.

At 2/12/10 07:02 PM, Shnam wrote: Maybe she was just defending herself.

From what, may I ask?

I say you're not a man until you reach the age of eighteen.

I know, right?

If newgrounds wasn't infested with smokers and potheads I would just say quit.

Try gummed papers.

At 2/12/10 06:27 PM, Kinspin wrote: One bomb threat is nothing. Mine had twelve within one month. Eventually we stopped caring about it.

Where the hell do you live?!?

In reality, animal companions have been around for several millenia. However, I do find it wierd that pets started out as companions for the lazy and now we have them because we want something to do.

At 2/12/10 05:49 PM, Heinrich wrote: Another day, another shooting on educational grounds.

I swear, this kind of news doesn't shock me anymore.

Sadly I agree. V-Tech sort of ended the thrills.

That's possibly one of the worst and most unexpected ways to go out I've heard of. Rest in peace.

A hippy.

At 9/15/09 08:08 PM, M-Y wrote:

At 9/15/09 07:53 PM, GetYiffy wrote: Fuck all that, just paint cocks.

Yeppers

I hate newgrounds.

At 9/15/09 08:01 PM, Whirlguy wrote:

At 9/15/09 07:50 PM, IronPirate wrote: 6: Comment, upload, and post
Comments are made to support your pic.

No they are not. That's completely optional.

One liners tend to be the best. However, DO NOT say things like "I got nothing" or "took me about __ minutes". Don't take away from the quality of your post with a crappy comment, you will regret it.

Though a funny comment is capable of backing up the level of humor in a photoshop, it won't do any harm if your photoshop doesn't include any funny one-liners. Trust me.

It won't do harm, unless you say "This sux bawlz lol" or anything of the sort. Why work so hard on a pic and post a crappy comment when you can take the five extra seconds to come up with something good?

At 9/15/09 07:56 PM, Blue-Pill wrote:

At 9/15/09 07:50 PM, IronPirate wrote: copypasta.

*om, nom, nom*
this is some good copypasta.

I can guarantee you this is not copypasta. I dare you to show me what site you found this on.