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At 2/19/10 04:59 PM, LightParadox wrote: It's potato bread or nothing.

Potato bread makes me jizz in my pants.

At 2/19/10 04:42 PM, ratchet103 wrote:

At 2/19/10 04:41 PM, yoshikoshi wrote: I'm 14 your sick fuck

My sick fuck? What happened to my sick fuck?

This is why all 7th graders should be banned.

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No skirts. What if the fat chick wore them?

At 2/19/10 04:31 PM, ratchet103 wrote: *cough*

Pretty much.

This thread has been done many times before. It always comes to the conclusion that he could be gay.

5'11 and 191 lbs. No, I'm not fat. I work out every other day and have been for some time (in fact, I should be going in about thirty minutes). And muscle weighs more than fat'n shit. If my camera worked I would take a picture.

The most heat-resistent metal can withstand 100,000 kelvin, and thats tungsten. How the hell did anything withstand 400,000,000 celsius?

Not only has this been done, but it was like four days ago too.

At 2/18/10 10:25 PM, HFR wrote: I remember a time when I could look at the portal, two years ago or something, and every other second there would be a new submission, yeah most of them were crap, but the stuff that did come through was awesome, and the crap could help cheer me up on a bad day sometimes, maybe there just arent as much animators anymore, either that or the ones that arent crap have finally realised

No, the everyday spammers just learned how to properly utilize clock day and are saving thier flashes.

Because mad.

FINALLY someone recognizes us.

At 2/18/10 09:41 PM, Sun-Wukong wrote: Honestly, I thought you meant you were going to find creative ways to masturbate when I first read the title...

Newgrounds has corrupted me.

You're not alone. OP dissapoints.

No. Sex doesn't happen in mario. They have storks and baby factories.

Nothing.

I take that back. Nothing can kill you too.

Dude, cut your hair. You're getting a blowjob.

At 2/18/10 08:57 PM, Thunderghost wrote:

Do to me what you would do to me if I was put to sleep, but don't put me to sleep.

;D

It would suck if they took that the wrong way and ripped out your teeth medieval style.

Sick-Puppies: You're going down.

Obvious choice.

This is pure genius. Possibly most well written piece I have ever read.

My mom told me I came up to her and said "run". When she asked why I apparently said the moon rats are coming. Wtf?

At 6/19/09 04:36 AM, Aigis wrote: I felt terrible after making this.

Womanly indeed.

Now I feel terrible for quoting it.

So you want someone to animate, us to come up with characters, and someone to make the storyline? All you did was make the name. You were sitting in your room fantasizing one day, and you thought "hey, I can just give NG the name and see what they can make off of my overly-done story!". I'll just say that it's not going to happen. Find something better to do.

Also, bosses in a flash? Wtf?

Pirating is bad. Don't do drugs. Stay in school. Follow your dreams etc.

" Leave this thread. Authorities are being contacted."
Who doesn't like Wade's famous quote?

At 2/17/10 05:31 PM, lemonsourkid wrote: That's like saying, if you are happy, you are not sad. Therefore you're not happy. I don't get it.

Thats for normal people.

put it on a manhole, kill it with a brick, draw a picture and make a thread about it.

We can assume that when an "emo" is sad that gives them a sense of fulfillment thus creating a sense of hapiness, right? But if they're happy, then they can't be sad, therefore not happy. So what the hell are they?

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HUR HUR ASK WARE P IS. (notallcaps).

At 2/16/10 10:53 PM, FBIpolux wrote: http://m00d.net/threads/

The ratio is probably very similar to this.

You just ruined the fun.

At 2/16/10 10:48 PM, DaMiStudios wrote: being bored is worase than shrooms.. ...
fear theboredom

yeah, thread title is about 60% FAIL and 10% pointless but......

AND 30% GAY AMIRITE GUIZ!!!

My job is done.

I'm curios about your least and most used emoticon (also referred to as forum mood).
For me the least would be the one with the bandage over it's mouth. If your going to say something, then why act like you can't?
The most used is probably the one I'm using now, because that's how newgrounds makes me feel in general.