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At 2/19/10 11:11 PM, Yukin wrote: Stuff.

Although everything you said is true, by textbook definitions and shoving logic where it doesn't belong I'm still right. The dictionary doesn't say "bad stuff with bacteria". However, In matters of social acceptance, you win.

What if he posted in this thread?

At 2/19/10 10:40 PM, devils-son62 wrote: But what your saying is the the basic human act of supplying an mainteining your body is wrong. That we shouledn't need to reproduce.

You don't need to get pregnant to maintain and supply your body. You need to maintain and supply your body to become pregnant.

I mean eaven you must be able to see that the textbook definitions cant be applyed to every thing.

Thats the glory of things. I made this thread to entertain, albeit with slightly logical reasoning. Not to make a scientific breakthrough.

Also sorry fore any spelling im just not that good at it.

No problem, that's just the grammar nazi part of me.

At 2/19/10 10:34 PM, GenericName54 wrote:

At 2/19/10 10:24 PM, IronPirate wrote:

At 2/19/10 09:51 PM, GenericName54 wrote: The body is SUPPOSED to get pregnant. It's coded to do so. By this logic, you could say that getting high from weed isn't an abnormal function. And you'd be right. The Cannabinoid Sensors in the brain are coded to respond to Cannabis. There is nothing in the body coded to respond to AIDS. Unlike pregnancy or getting high, AIDS just walks right in, tells the rest of the body to fuck off, and does its own thing. The difference between weed and pregnancy, however, is a social stigma.

You so far have come the closest to proving me wrong, and I appreciate the fact you avoided unneeded insults. But alas, you are wrong. Pregnancy acts the same as AIDS and walks in and tells the body to fuck off, whilst taking, stealing, or even absorbing the bodies nutrients while in utero.

Actually, it doesn't. There is a difference between the way AIDS and pregnancy alter the body's functions. Pregnancy, again, is supposed to happen. The body knows it's supposed to happen. The body does not fight back, the baby does not "steal" resources, and the body works around all normal functions of pregnancy. By your logic, even after birth the baby is an STD because you still have to give it some of your food. The baby isn't taking the food, you're giving the baby the food. AIDS just takes the resources it needs, and the body tries to fight back.

True, but just because something is supposed to happen doesn't mean it's normal. We are supposed to (as intellectuals) graduate high school. If a human went on the course of life with nothing but all the physical needs they wouldn't graduate high-school, and they wouldn't get pregnant. In some social areas, yes, getting pregnant may be expected, or supposed to happen. In other social areas so is going on a three day trip to the nearest wooded area with absolutely nothing so they can have a "spirit vision" is also expected. That doesn't mean either are "normal".

It just dawned on me that we're arguing about parasitic fetuses. I really hope you realise that I don't really believe this, I just enjoy arguing with you.

Our school did a crappy chinese food thing, and one kid opened his fortune cookie and it said "that wasn't chicken".

At 2/19/10 10:28 PM, kanon1 wrote: If people actually did listen to the OP and got themselves fixed you could kiss the human race goodbye, but wait the fetus in the womb is a parasite so does that mean you are as well?

I hope people realise this is for satirical purposes only. And yes, we are all parasites. I've established this.

At 2/19/10 09:51 PM, GenericName54 wrote: The body is SUPPOSED to get pregnant. It's coded to do so. By this logic, you could say that getting high from weed isn't an abnormal function. And you'd be right. The Cannabinoid Sensors in the brain are coded to respond to Cannabis. There is nothing in the body coded to respond to AIDS. Unlike pregnancy or getting high, AIDS just walks right in, tells the rest of the body to fuck off, and does its own thing. The difference between weed and pregnancy, however, is a social stigma.

You so far have come the closest to proving me wrong, and I appreciate the fact you avoided unneeded insults. But alas, you are wrong. Pregnancy acts the same as AIDS and walks in and tells the body to fuck off, whilst taking, stealing, or even absorbing the bodies nutrients while in utero.

At 2/19/10 10:11 PM, devils-son62 wrote:

At 2/19/10 06:22 PM, IronPirate wrote:

At 2/19/10 06:19 PM, gostgamer wrote: Last I checked pregnancy is not a abnormal function.

That's what you think. Normal functions happen throughout your life without any outside help. Asexual pregnancy is a normal function, but does not take place within humans. Sexual reproduction requires the help of an outside source, which is not exactly "normal". If it were normal someone would just become pregnant on a regular basis.

By your reasoning eating an drinking should be a abnormal function becouse it to also requires the help of an outside source. The same goes for a sneeze or cough an i know your going to say " But there all done on a regular basis" . I think your just some poor little 13 year old boy just playing dumb on the internet so people will talk to u.

Actually, eating and drinking is also an abnormal function if you want to play that way. Digesting the food and drink however is a natural process. Also, I included no logic whatsoever in my post, just textbook definitions. If you want to effectively argue with me try not using run on sentences, avoid non-sequiter insults, and remember to spell and right so I can take you seriously.

I remember someone ordering 2000 stickers. Thats $500 worth of stickers.

Girl, because then EVERYTHING is a sex toy.

At 2/19/10 09:32 PM, The-Great-One wrote:

At 2/19/10 06:19 PM, gostgamer wrote: Last I checked pregnancy is not a abnormal function.

A seed is planted inside the female body where a human being grows and then comes out through the woman's vagina.

O M F G!

It is abnormal, but with the times and billions of people it just seems normal. Give anything enough time and it'll seem normal.

It's scary to think that we have six billion uterus parasites around the world today. And you're one of them.

At 2/19/10 08:44 PM, 6r0undZ3r0 wrote:

At 2/19/10 06:19 PM, gostgamer wrote: Last I checked pregnancy is not a abnormal function.

OP got shut down.

Not reading past the first two posts makes you look like an idiot.

Yes. It's going to die.

At 2/19/10 08:28 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: Whomever is teaching you sex-ed should be shot, maimed and killed for being so god damn stupid.

But it's not. I quote the dictionary. Websters naver lies. Ever. EVER.

At 2/19/10 08:18 PM, MoriChax wrote: FFFFFFFFF
I've been craving a damn Choco-Taco forever. I can never find them.

I've been wanting one for several years. Anyone know where I can buy choco-tacos in bulk?

At 2/19/10 08:20 PM, gostgamer wrote: I think its not abnormal because it in your genes to reproduce. And as far as your body is concerned pregnancy not a disease.

BTW Whats abnormal is a perception.

It's also in your genes to absorb and utilize LSD. That's abnormal. Point not proven.

Anything but my current name, Owsley, which originated from some stupid englishmen misspelling Oswell.

For the furries. Warcraft users will double within a month.

At 2/19/10 07:40 PM, WhoIsPaul wrote:

They aren't germs, they're cells. Just cells. I have plenty of better reasons as to why pregnancy is an STD.

They are a foreign substance inside the body though.

Foreign substance. Exactly.

At 2/19/10 06:31 PM, SadisticAI wrote:

At 2/19/10 06:23 PM, andhination wrote:

At 2/19/10 06:19 PM, gostgamer wrote: Last I checked pregnancy is not a abnormal function.

Neither is Aids, in Africa.

i c wat u did rite thar.

On Topic:

Pregancy is caused by germ cells, so techincally, he right.

They aren't germs, they're cells. Just cells. I have plenty of better reasons as to why pregnancy is an STD.

He basically said you'll never get laid because you talk to chicks and don't call people names. That seems a little...not right...

Bump'd. This thread has too much potential to die.

At 2/19/10 06:31 PM, Rockyusa wrote:

At 2/19/10 06:19 PM, gostgamer wrote: Last I checked pregnancy is not a abnormal function.

Maybe not, but abnormal in the sense that you had not felt the same feeling before, unless you were pregnant already.

No, it is. According to the definiton of...you know what? I don't wanna type that again. Look it up.

At 2/19/10 06:24 PM, Goldfire64 wrote: text is required.

You won the thread.

At 2/19/10 06:19 PM, gostgamer wrote: Last I checked pregnancy is not a abnormal function.

That's what you think. Normal functions happen throughout your life without any outside help. Asexual pregnancy is a normal function, but does not take place within humans. Sexual reproduction requires the help of an outside source, which is not exactly "normal". If it were normal someone would just become pregnant on a regular basis.

The worlds most socially accepted STD at that.

Sexually transmitted disease : a disease (as syphillis, gonorrhea, AIDS, or the genital form of herpes simplex) that is caused by a microorganism or virus usu. or often transmitted by direct sexual contact.

Disease \di-zez\ : an abnormal bodily condition that impairs gunctioning and can usu. be recognized by signs and symptoms.

It fits the definition of disease (really guys, it's a fucking parasite that grows for nine months inside the utero of females, only to pop itself out in a bloody mess). All in all it's really just a sentient tapeworm. It has signs, which include a huge bulge in the lower abdomen. Perfectly fits the definiton of disease. And yes, it is transferred through sex. Through definitions, this is indeed an STD. Whats even worse is us humans feel happy for people with it. Hell, we throw "baby showers" to celebrate. You don't see me going up to someone asking how their gonnorhea is, or doctors telling their patients "congratulations, it's an HIV!!!", do you? This disease effects millions of people yearly. And YOU (yes you) can help prevent this horrendous infliction. Spay and neuter clinics await your call. Sign up today.

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