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Response to: Music endurance test Posted August 19th, 2009 in General

Ugh...1:08.

Where do I pick up my purple heart?
Response to: Trolling isn't an art. Posted August 19th, 2009 in General

But it's fun.

Bitch.
Response to: Worst puns ever. Posted August 19th, 2009 in General

Punny.

Thats it.
Response to: It's Time To Fight The Good Fight Posted August 19th, 2009 in General

And he shoots...

Response to: You got mugged by Jeremy Shockey Posted August 19th, 2009 in General

Ask him who he is.

Response to: 09 sign up dates Posted August 18th, 2009 in General

At 8/18/09 10:44 PM, HAHABUSBOY wrote: Tell that to my magical box cutter.

Ask why it's magical. I DARE YOU.

GET IN THE BOX!

Notallcaps.
Response to: 09 sign up dates Posted August 18th, 2009 in General

At 8/18/09 10:39 PM, HAHABUSBOY wrote: I will only stay in a box if I get to cut windows in it and a cool little moon roof.

No. The box has no doors, no windows, no sunroof, it's just a box.

Response to: 09 sign up dates Posted August 18th, 2009 in General

At 8/18/09 10:37 PM, HecticCircleCrap wrote: Irony.

I get a nickname?

Sweet.
09 sign up dates Posted August 18th, 2009 in General

I am here today to adress a serious issue...09er's.

These noobs just go all over newgrounds spitting out over 9000 memes a second, try to remember the good ol' days when they have never even SEEN them, but really, why are all these people here now? What happened to the no idiot policy, back in the times? No, they're here. Sadly but surely.
They just come over here trying to be funny and such, when they fail at it. Saying amidoinitrite doesn't make your post automatically funny. We don't "lol" at your humorous attempts. They're just stupid. After this, they put some sort of text in their sig saying "me want mod". Has anyone here seen an 09 mod?
I suggest we take action. I suggest we lock all 09ers in a box when they join for a year. Right when they click the join button. Tom, you wait outside, Wade, you gather the bait, and I'll pull the string. We'll show those noobs whose boss.

Response to: Manbearpig mystery Posted August 18th, 2009 in General

At 8/18/09 11:21 AM, citricsquid wrote:
At 8/18/09 11:20 AM, Tribalfusion-X wrote:
At 8/18/09 09:20 AM, streetbackguy wrote: LOL 09er's
Lol 07er's.
Lol 06er's.

Lol 05er's.

Fuck...I broke the chain.
Response to: School Gave Me a Laptop Posted August 18th, 2009 in General

At 8/18/09 08:54 PM, CBLStaffer wrote: go and bookmark some school-useful sites...

Delete system32

Response to: Ads for non near stores Posted August 18th, 2009 in General

The Harrahs casino commercial.

It's in Las Vegas dammit >:(
Response to: Toss The Turtle Medals Posted August 18th, 2009 in General

At 8/17/09 06:52 PM, evan210 wrote: I unlocked most of the medals for OCD+ and they didn't register.
Without cheating.

And I beat this game.

Without cheating.
Response to: I'm gonna go crazy!!! Posted August 18th, 2009 in General

At 8/18/09 09:42 PM, DevilDog016 wrote: Problem solved, but did you, at any time, think to use the *drumroll* Search Bar?

No.

At 8/18/09 09:17 PM, Deodat wrote: However its evaded my every search somehow.
Response to: Thisistotrickabp. Posted August 18th, 2009 in General

All that happens when I go there is explains I am indeed not a leech.

Response to: Photoshop soldiers in war. Posted August 18th, 2009 in General

At 8/18/09 09:05 PM, pauly-walnuts wrote: *yawn*

/thre...I mean...good photoshop.

Response to: ToneMatrix Posted August 17th, 2009 in General

Yes: 256,384,192,16480,48,24,0,2822,2822,0,24 ,48,16480,192,384,256

No: 0,0,24576,12288,6348,2072,2160,2880,2144 ,6200,12488,16388,0,0,0,0

Response to: I'm high again! Posted August 17th, 2009 in General

At 8/5/09 05:05 AM, iamgrimreaper wrote: Honestly, I think all men are gay.

Yep, you're high.

Response to: Newgrounds ads... Posted August 17th, 2009 in General

At 8/17/09 10:00 PM, Hellian00 wrote: Actually, there's a whole collection for drugs.

...

Newgrounds ads...

Response to: Newgrounds ads... Posted August 17th, 2009 in General

At 8/17/09 09:48 PM, Diggy008 wrote:
At 8/17/09 09:45 PM, IronPirate wrote: I know right?
Hehe, looks good to me :D.

Only can you find this on newgrounds.

Response to: Newgrounds ads... Posted August 17th, 2009 in General

I know right?

Response to: Cleaning Books Posted August 15th, 2009 in General

Put them in the washing machine!

Response to: what browser do you use? Posted August 15th, 2009 in General

At 8/15/09 11:15 PM, JollySpace wrote:
At 8/15/09 11:15 PM, IronPirate wrote: Safari 4, the worlds fastest browser.

It's been proven.
BS.

Firefox.

I tested it at least 5 times, and so has apple. The results were pretty solid.

160 kbps for safari.
130 kbps for ff.
Fuck your right.
Response to: what browser do you use? Posted August 15th, 2009 in General

Safari 4, the worlds fastest browser.

It's been proven.
Response to: Grammar nazis. Posted August 15th, 2009 in General

You're both arguing, you're both retards anyway.

You just defined all internet related arguments.

Response to: i love you guys Posted August 15th, 2009 in General

Isn't that SirTom's sig?

The depression came back. When you hang yourself, tape it and put it in your will for it to be on youtube. I wanna see.
Response to: A Workshop of Writing Posted August 15th, 2009 in General

At 8/15/09 09:17 PM, EmoNarc wrote: please keep the goofy answers to a minimum. not only they are stupid, but they are also predictable. already I know someone is going to say "none of the above" or make up some stupid "d" answer.

d) COCK JOKE
PS: None of the above.

If you joke about this thread you are officially unoriginal.

Welcome to newgrounds.

Response to: Anxiety about School? Posted August 15th, 2009 in General

At 8/15/09 03:55 PM, TheUnwisePoet wrote: School sucks! School is gay! And School is in my grade useless! Fuck ninth grade!

Yeah! Screw literacy! Lets all fall into a poverty stricken country of retards!

ANARCHY!

KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL!!!

Response to: How To Make Love To A Car. Posted August 15th, 2009 in General

Oh, so thats how you do it...

How To Make Love To A Car.

Response to: all atheists Posted August 15th, 2009 in General

At 8/15/09 10:12 PM, OddlyPoetic wrote: Apparently you can't comprehend Atheism, which stares that their is no devil.

We live in a time where we can't tell sarcastic jokes anymore...

Thats just fan-fucking-tastic.