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In my opinion he was just sucking up to Beyonce to get in her pants.

My other thread was about making photoshop threads, so I thought I might as well tackle the other issue. Posting in such a thread.

0: Read the rules
The normal ones and art forum ones. The art forum rules apply to most of the pictures posted here, so they are very important. And remember, mods can ban you for anything, so just use common sense and don't give them a reason.

1: Find a thread
This is the first step. Threads with many pages are good targets, and new threads are great targets. Now I don't necessarily mean find a thread that states photoshop in the title. I don't mean search for threads either.
A photoshop thread could be ANYWHERE. Most of the time, these "hidden" threads are unintentional, like this one, however try to keep in mind you are slowly dwindling their self esteem to that of a drunk hooker, so watch yourself.

2: Analyze the assignment
Find out what the thread is about. This is so painfully obvious, but so many people skip this. By analyze I mean read what the OP posted. Not just skim, but read. Read all the posts in the thread too. Some threads will tell you to do a specific thing, and if you miss out you will be attacked by most (if not all) people posting in that thread. It may ask to use a specific program or something, and most have rules.
Not forum rules, we covered that. I'm talking about thread specific rules. You won't get banned for breaking them, but you will damage a thread that possibly has potential. That stuff ticks people off.

3: Plan
What could you do? Whenever you make a post, aim for epicness. Especially in photoshop threads. If a picture isn't awesome, you will not get it quoted which will not satisfy your attention-whoring needs. One thing you DO NOT want to do however is memes. Things like shoop da woop, long cat, and especially Rig. If you've seen it be done 3 times or more, it's probably a meme. Memes are not funny. Memes seem funny for a day or two, but then you realize how crappy they really are. This includes the oh so infamous MSPaint cock.
On a side note, never use MSPaint. If you have no other program, then I recommend GIMP, the hobo's photoshop.

4: Search
***If you are going to draw everything you put into the picture, skip this step***
Now you know what you're going to do, but how are you going to do it? Most photoshops fuse two pictures together to make one. Remember, google is your friend. Just google what you want in your picture. You will find something, I can guarantee you. Don't have any ideas? Then just leave the thread. Simple as that.

5: Shop
Before you start, refresh the thread and see if your idea has been done before. Suck at photoshop? Then check out some tutorials/tips on youtube. Still suck? Then you better have a hilarious idea to back it up. Still suck? Then just leave the thread.

6: Comment, upload, and post
Comments are made to support your pic. One liners tend to be the best. However, DO NOT say things like "I got nothing" or "took me about __ minutes". Don't take away from the quality of your post with a crappy comment, you will regret it.
Now you finally post! Come back later to check up on the damage you have done, that's always fun. Or heck, if you still have some ideas, make another shop.

If you see someone who needs help then kindly PM them this guide. Don't post it in the thread though. That wouldn't end well.

Because you're a bisexual furry.

This shit again? Well, there goes my life for a week...

Typical regular. Us "noobs" have good content too. You have to take alts into consideration.

At 9/11/09 05:14 PM, thingie-348 wrote: lets deactivate all accounts created on 2006 and later.

Sign up date 05 eh? So you, coincidentally, just make it?

Gorillaz. Those holograms are epic, and the real band plays in the background. So it's still live.

And no, it's not just a screen, but 2D holograms. They use smoke. Google it.

At 9/11/09 05:14 PM, ForkStorm wrote:

At 9/11/09 05:12 PM, iCock wrote: horrible luthor

LOL
There should be some orphans behind him crying.

And thats terrible.

It probably isn't. It sounds just as cool as "Game of interactivity".

Lookup black!

Seriously? This looks shopped, but for some reason I believe it.

At 9/11/09 04:47 PM, Sweman wrote:

At 9/11/09 04:43 PM, Sweman wrote: you know..i doubt i was terrorists..more likely a crazy religious fanatic with a hate for people with commonsense.

oooh sry, gorys articel wasnt up when i posted..if that is it then i thought wrong, and all i got to say is "death to the anti-abortion activist! "

You're going to get killed by christians one day if you keep this up.

3rd grade when I realized I had no idea how much I was ruining my life everyday. Singing spongebob songs while doing the end of year tests and crap like that, It still haunts me today.

Ice. Either that or just wait.

At 9/4/09 07:15 PM, ReverendMayhem wrote:

At 9/4/09 06:12 PM, IronPirate wrote: Einstein made a B once.

Sounds like you got a F in your history class

I was being ironic.

Einstein made a B once.

Wait...but you don't plan on being good in the first place!

Drugs are bad.

Stay in school.

I thought someone was posting a picture, but it was their sig. I'm glad NG has a 50 x 599 limit.

At 9/3/09 11:11 PM, DevilDog016 wrote: Blender
Electric pencil sharpener
Car exhaust pipe (running)
Vaccuum cleaner
Outlet
Optical drive tray
CPU Fan
Boiler pipe
Airplane propeller
Your own ass

To name just a few

Or you could always get a shark to blow you!

See the link in my sig, it will help.

While you wait, yalk to Mr. Wallace and his robot friends!

Yes, I know it sucks.

At 9/3/09 10:50 PM, xTedizMetalx wrote: Maybe I tried google after all its my first speed dail on opera explorer

A google search is MUCH faster than posting a whole topic about it, even with dial-up.

and No its not like opera the music FYI

HURR.

Call a doctor, or find a place to die. Those dicks are 12+ inches long, can move like a tentacle and shoot sperm 50 feet. If you blew one it would snap your neck, if you analed it it would rip your intestines, and if it came say goodbye.

A fake vagina.

Ever heard of this hip new search engine? It gets stuff done gosh darnit sonny boy.

Sonny.

At 9/3/09 10:38 PM, StCyril wrote: You lay on your side, pumped full of drugs, well a doctor cuts it open, green brown and yellow liquid go everywhere.

You suck at reassuring people.

So he was drinking petrol? People think they're cars nowadays.

Spongebob. He lived in fruit and was a fruit himself, what more could you want?

I WILL MAKE A BACON HAT!

It can be done.

You fail at parody threads.