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Got myself a Mastiff, and he will be turning up to my place in 4 weeks. Need a name for him.
Requirements: Related to English Cars. I have a Neo Mastiff named Enzo (Italian car designer) as he is an italian dog. The Mastiff is an English dog....

Help me newgrounds.

My workout and Eating plan. Wanna get big? Eat Big

Monday = Chest: Barbell Bench, Dumbell flys, Cable Flys, Chest Press, Pull downs
Tuseday = Legs: Squats, Legpress, Lunges, Leg curl, Calf raises
Wednesday = Shoulders: Barbell shoulder press, Arnold press, Side lateral raise, Rear Delt Raise
Thursday = Back: Dead lifts, Bent over rows, Lat pull downs (close grip), Lat pull downs (wide grip)
Friday = Arms: Barbell Curls, Hammer curls, Close Grip Bench Press, Lying Tricep Extension, Tricep Pushdown

You can do these in any order and on any days of the week, but have 1-2 days off between back and legs.

Food:
http://www.jimmythomas.com/training/memb ers/bulkmain.htm

Meh, ill give it a shot. If it all goes to shit, ill call in sick. And by finished I refer to finished for the year :(

At 11/24/09 05:03 PM, Strength wrote: Sleep is for fags man up and party you pussy.

Yeah, but my boss hates me turning up to work hung over as all hell. I sorta piss customers off and I figured sleep would help

I have finished uni, and am on holidays for the next 3 months so I plan to go out and un learn everything tonight with mates.
'sept I have work at 9:00am the next day. So I was thinking...

sleep at 3pm till 8pm. go out till 2-3 the next morning, sleep another 5 hours, and be fine for work.
Will this work or not?

http://pcsupport.about.com/od/findbyerro rmessage/a/arccon-dll-not-found-missing-
error.htm

Im your personal google.

At 11/10/09 06:30 PM, alucardxmeow wrote:

At 11/10/09 06:29 PM, Ryan wrote: Every day is like another episode in the series of "EpicFail's shitty life".

Oh god yes I can't wait for the next episode!

I already have it from a pirate website.

What? EZTV says its not airing for another month, as the show is on break?!?! link plz.

At 10/13/09 09:53 PM, EvilJesus wrote:

At 10/13/09 09:50 PM, Sensationalism wrote: The only thing post count indicates is how little of a life outside of NG the person has.

I got more life than you ;D

Pfft! I have twice the life outside of newgrounds as you

If newgrounds didn't show the sign up date of users or there post count, how different would things be on the BBs. I would love it! And am looking forward to the day it happens

Yeah, I spent the day doing it the manly way! And Im glad I did, Not only are the songs now well organized, but I culled off a lot of scrap that had to go!

:At 10/12/09 09:05 PM, BRS wrote:
But remember: articles, conjunctions and prepositions that are less than five letters long are not capitalized unless they are the first or last word of the song title.

I cant tell if you are being a smart ass, or helpful. I'm going to go with helpful and see what happens

At 10/12/09 08:54 PM, Hellian00 wrote:

At 10/12/09 08:50 PM, IronKoala wrote: 3,000 songs.

That's not too bad. You can do it yourself.

I could... But i don't want to.

3,000 songs.

Im looking for a free program, that will correctly rename and fix up my music collection; as I cant be assed to do it myself...

Anyone have a recomendation? I have tried tidysongs but the damn application screws up on me all the time

At 10/6/09 05:29 AM, SireWolf wrote: ... durrr de durp.

Oh man, that was funny.

I was hoping of a video of you breathing fire.... I was let down

At 10/2/09 07:44 PM, Lasergates wrote: Your fiancee is an electrical device? Explain.

Your fiancee isn't an electrical device? Explain.

At 9/27/09 03:25 AM, Samen wrote: Fuck, Gagsy.
This is why no one likes you.

Nah, I don't mind. This is the newgrounds BBS, everyone likes to attack each other. Its expected

At 9/27/09 03:30 AM, Jin wrote: So you work at some place and bring the games home, and you call that supporting the devs when in fact the store pays for them.

Nah, I wish. Someone else must have taken a copy of the CD KEY and activated the game prior to me.

At 9/27/09 03:36 AM, hhhh wrote: lol this whole story is filled with epic fail.

I hate it when people talk like this. Why do you do it? epic fail... it sounds so fucking stupid.

I brought a few games the other day from work (i work at dicksmith, and the games were farcry 2, orange box, CC3, crysis, NFS: Shift and a few others) for my shiny new computer. This is the first time since Half life 2 that I have payed for games...

Now I was feeling good about it, ya know? supporting the devs for once, that is until I started to install the orange box. Don't get me wrong, its not steams fault (not the software ) its the company as a whole.

While entering my CD KEY, I get a "Duplicate CD Key error" (considering that there is an unknown thief working within the store im not at all shocked.)

So I figured it would be simple enough to email through a copy of my prooft purchase and my cd key and it would all be fixed within minutes. . . . WRONG!

I get an email sent back through telling me that it will take an estimate of 12+ hours to deal with me situation.

WTF how hard can it be??? reset the serial number, or give me a new one.

Piracy was so much better AND every Key gen released by RAZOR had the BEST music going on in the background.

IN SORT... PIRACY its the way to get things done

Major Payne. DO IT

Bioshock 2 is awsome. Thankyou for pointing that one out for me!
Its atmosphere is intense; even when nothing is happening.

Makes halo seem like a bitch compared to what awaits under the sea

At 9/23/09 07:51 AM, Post wrote: What if you're underage, like (I think) Scuzz is?

Get others to buy you booz so that you can get copiously drunk?

for real. I don't post often on the BBS but love to lurk and read topics without the intent to reply.
so yeah. You all have an online stalker Yay!

Just dont E-mace me

At 9/22/09 11:23 PM, Tykwa wrote: Just get a new motherboard, just because it was made 8 years ago doesn't mean you can't fit a new one in there, the processor has nothing to do with it.

The CPU has everything to do with what motherboard you can and can not use!
Since his computer used an older AM2 CPU he can only replace it with an AM2 mobo.

Also, I think his may be an Mini-ITX which in itself is alot harder to come by in comparison to ATX.

On the bright side, C2D and ddr2 ram is cheap cause i7 has super seeded them

So I have started to teach myself (with the aid of some online video) javascript.
One such video included a simple exersise consisting of a do while loop and a stack of nested if statements.

Problem is, Im not sure why it wont work:

____________________________
<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC
"-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN"
"http://www.w3.org/TR/html4/loose.dtd" >
<html>
<head>
<title> template for JavaScript </title>
<style type="text/css">
#ad {
position:absolute;
top:30px;
left:200px;
height:260px;
width:570px;
background:#cdcdcd;
font-family:Arial;
}

</style>
<script type="text/javascript">
//Get Inputs

var accountType
var customerName
var lastMonthsBal
var CurrentPayments
var Customerdownloads
var conectionTime
var hourlyRate
var downloadLimit
var finalBalance
var wildCost

do {

//Get the customers name
var customerName = prompt('Enter Customer Name or click Cancel to quit', "Name?");
var accountType = prompt('Enter account Type', "U/W/E");
var lastMonthsBal = prompt('Enter last months ballance', "amount");
var CurrentPayments = prompt('Enter currnt payments', "amount");

if (accountType = "U")
{
finalBalance = (16.99 + lastMonthsBal - CurrentPayments)
}

else if (accountType = "W")
{
var Customerdownloads = prompt('How much did your download this month?', "amount in GB!");
if Customerdownloads (< 80)
{
finalBalance = (9.99 + lastMonthsBal - CurrentPayments)
}
else
{
wildCost= ((Customerdownloads - 80) * 0.18)
if (wildCost > 14.95)
{
wildCost = 14.95
wildCost = 14.95
}
finalBalance = (wildCost + lastMonthsBal - CurrentPayments)
else if (accountType = "E")
{
var conectionTime = prompt('how long have you spent connected to the internet?', "amount in GB!");
finalBalance = ((conectionTime * 1.10) + lastMonthsBal - CurrentPayments)
}
function displayResults(){

// Display the details for each customer in a list
document.write('Customer: ' + customerName + '</li>');
document.write('Final Balance: $' + finalBalance + '</li>');

}
'line1' + '\n'
+'line2' + '\n'
+'line3' + '\n'
)

while (customerName ==! 'XXXX);
</script>
</body>
</html>

any ideas?

I have just brought my new computer (i7, gtx285 2gb, 6gb ddr3...) Its sex! I love it. But since my last computer consisted of an AMD 3500+, 1gb ram and a 5500gt I need some new games.

So what games should I be looking at getting (apart from crysis; im getting that for sure!)

Blah! My topic just became a shit throwing comp.

At 9/7/09 04:07 AM, Qwazal wrote: Desktop specs

I dont think I can carry that around, you know? Since i was after a laptop :P

At 9/7/09 03:59 AM, JollySpace wrote: This may be a shocker but a..
Mac.

Nope, not that shocking.

I looked into buying a mac, but to get one with a nice graphics card sets me back a bit tooo much

I have acquired $1500 to purchase a laptop with.

At the moment I am studying web design, and programing. But I plan to play games on it as well.
I dont mind buying online, as long as the place is reputable.

So, for $1500 whats the best I cant get

...Oh and its $1500 Australian, so if you recommend a laptop that requires shipping, that will have to be subtracted from the price.

WHO EVER FINDS ME THE MOST TOTALLY ROCKING DEAL I WILL BUY YOU SOME STICKERS FROM THE NG STORE!