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oh wait, no such thing.

Sorry I got excited over nothing.

Don't understand what happens when you get shot in the face at close range with a 50. cal sniper rifle?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxXlrXqTJ Yg&feature=related

Fallout 3/New vegas are the only ones i've seen get it right.

I main the following

Dante
Arthur
Amaterasu

I just rape people with them.

At 2/14/11 10:10 PM, klad5 wrote: There's ONE hacker Who made Their level 1337(Bah, Teel 7331 is Leet)

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Amazing martin Lawrence is in this to!

For the love of god they are fucking creepy, there was this one guy who had his mic on and you could hear him pushing the buttons and breathing as hard as he could than there was this other guy AND YOU COULD TELL he was 30 something he called out to his mom to say "mom i'll take out the trash later, I'm playing my game right now" seriously what in the fuck?

Anybody else FUCKING EXCITED!!!

when it comes out I say we all make IMDB accounts and review it a 10 star movie.

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When in doubt.

PERIOD AND CAPITALIZE YOUR MOTHERFUCKING SENTENCES FAGGOT.

At 2/14/11 08:56 PM, RobJohnson wrote: illegal text

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At 2/14/11 08:57 PM, SaltshakerClock wrote:

At 2/14/11 08:37 PM, IronJesus wrote:
I'm.... so sorry....

5 dollar...

...FOOT long. Foot as in 1 foot, not 5.

The shitty sign and the 5ft + the fact i said i'm sorry, I would have thought someone would have caught on.

lawl.

So my english teacher said that in most storys when ever there is symbolism there it is most likely one of the following

Religious
Sex

So basically this is what I came up with, See the young man wanting to kill the old man is adamn, and the old man is eve, so basically adam had been eyeballing eves body and wanting it (Desire to kill the old man) and eve didn't know this, so one day when adam was busy fapping (peeking inside the door for 7 nights) he couldn't resist and he jumped on eve (the old man getting suffocated) and he began to fuck her really fucking hard (old man dies) and than they eat the forbidden fruit and try to hide it from god (cut up the old man and hide him) but than gods wrath comes and sends them out of eden (police come and take narrator away to prison)

Sex + Religion = 100 on my test grade, good idea?

At 2/13/11 11:53 PM, RPGCrazyCritic wrote: Better yet, no 5 dollar foot long joke yet?!

Dear Jesus!

I'm.... so sorry....

When a man goes insane and makes himself a god among a village, there is only one who can stop him.

EDIT Right now the people I added on facebook are having a conversation about football ON the sick fucked up memorial page.

Lol.

At 2/13/11 10:28 PM, Smorsh wrote:

At 2/13/11 09:58 PM, IronJesus wrote: No i'm not, It's not just a game it's my life and alot of people will agree with me.

Holy fuck you're pathetic.

It's pathetic your so closed minded.

Just made a facebook page for a kid who died last year, loaded it with goatse, currently looking for random people I know go to my school and sending them to my page, BTW everyone forgot about this guy after 2 weeks of him being dead so basically.

NEVAR FORGET.

At 2/13/11 07:03 PM, RDSchley wrote: Glad my PC is fixed! oh wait, it never broke! good thing I don't spend money on broken game systems! lol

It's funny because PCs can get viruses which will literally fuck them over HORRIBLY.
While consoles can't, lol.

also PC gaming is for people with no IRL friends to play with.

At 2/13/11 08:54 PM, Smorsh wrote:

At 2/13/11 08:33 PM, IronJesus wrote:

At 2/13/11 08:30 PM, Yert wrote: >>>/videogamesforum/

no, world of warcraft is alot more to me than a game so it belongs here.

No, it's just a game. You're a sad sack of shit if you let that game take over your life.

No i'm not, It's not just a game it's my life and alot of people will agree with me.

At 2/13/11 08:37 PM, kittehg0d wrote: How many hours a day do you play this?

7-8 hours a day.

and that's it.

At 2/13/11 08:34 PM, Yert wrote:

At 2/13/11 08:33 PM, IronJesus wrote:

At 2/13/11 08:30 PM, Yert wrote: >>>/videogamesforum/

no, world of warcraft is alot more to me than a game so it belongs here.

OH GOD MAN THIS GAME IS SO GOOD LIKE ITS MY LIFE BRO

You seriously can't realize how powerful this game is, I pity you.

At 2/13/11 08:30 PM, Yert wrote: >>>/videogamesforum/

no, world of warcraft is alot more to me than a game so it belongs here.

There really isn't that many people on it just about 20 at a time is the max i've ever had online at the same time and I would like some new members in my guild. BTW post your warcraft character's and stats

Guild name ScarléT Stalkers

I'd like to do some late night WoW on Azeroth BTW these are my world of warcraft stats

Lvl 40 Night Elf
Lvl 21 Rogue
& Lvl 50 (favorite) warlock
Lvl 35 shaman
Lvl 17 Warrior ( I almost NEVER play as a warrior)

If you have any WoW character over Lvl 30 your welcome to my guild.

At 2/13/11 04:43 PM, Tetris wrote: You should all die in a raging inferno.

Well alright if it'll make you happy god.

At 2/13/11 05:42 PM, Reiewer wrote: Face it, the game is the shit.

Fuck yeah.

At 2/13/11 08:16 PM, Narcissy wrote:

At 2/13/11 08:08 PM, IronJesus wrote:

At 2/13/11 07:55 PM, Narcissy wrote:

At 2/13/11 07:54 PM, IronJesus wrote: No one ever speaks of weird al ever.

I do.

Get the fuck out.

Shut up, Jesus.

I thought no one really listened to him anymore it's so cool me and you share an interest!

At 2/13/11 08:13 PM, ICY-HURR wrote: damn your dumb.

What a mean thing to say, oh my god :(

At 2/13/11 07:55 PM, Narcissy wrote:

At 2/13/11 07:54 PM, IronJesus wrote: No one ever speaks of weird al ever.

I do.

Get the fuck out.

At 2/13/11 08:03 PM, FBIpolux wrote:

At 2/13/11 07:57 PM, IronJesus wrote: at 2:04 newgrounds logo.

That's because a few of his videos are made by Newgrounders.

Good research you did before posting this thread.

Bravo.

Thank you very much.