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G4 is the most SUCKTACULAR channel on tv.
Why? Because:
a) The hosts are really GAY (not in an accusing way, I just know they are)
b) The Furers of G4 have decided to literally "Turn G4 into Spike TV 2"
c) The Furers of G4 turned all the good shows (X-Play, Cinematec) into the most retarted, bullshit joke-a-thons of all time.
I just hope that eventually the hosts of these shows will quit and someday come back when it becomes TechTV again.
Quesitons:
Why did they get rid of the original voice on X-Play?
Why the HELL did they hire Christen Holt or ANYONE for that matter to host that retarted show CHEAT!?
And has anyone noticed that soon after TechTV became G4, X-Play lost a whole lot of what made it funny or orginal?

Drinking Alkaselstser or the time I accidentally drank a full gulp of Tonic.
Its taste was almost nonexistant, but BELIEVE ME! I could taste the puke.
Almost tasted like popcorn, but my stomach was renching too much, so I couldn't make out the taste clearly.

Just change the end of the file to .jpeg

Metallica
Metal Militia
Sanitarium
No-Leaf Clover
I Disappear
King Nothing
Ride the Lightning
Iced Earth
Pharaoh's Curse
Angels Holocaust
God Of Thunder
Jeckyl and Hyde
Wolf
ACDC
I Have Big Balls (Its a real song)
TNT
Guns And Roses
The Jungle
And be sure to check out these:
Rammstien
Aerosmith

Have fun, brother!

Actually, I would have to say Eternal Darkness where my brother and I were playing it and my brother (who was playing the game at the time) ran out of the sanity bar. Well, my brother never reads the instruction manual and I was warning him, "You gotta kill those monsters fast, man!" ..... but he didn't listen. Instead his sanity meter reached the bottom and we now had to deal with:
His characters head flying off towards the screen and reciting Poe's poems;
His character head inexplicably falling off;
Banging on the other side of a door you were just about to open;
and whispering and footsteps in the empty hallway.

He told me that his console had messed up because he said "It just sits there with a blue screen and sometimes it tells me my controller is unplugged!"
That was the funniest and scariest time ever.

Mine would have to be Doom 3, but I have another question:
Does anyone else see the entire movie or is it just a short clip of a girl walking to the other side of the room and the camera is in the middle of shifting when it inexplicably stops?

Take the tank and go off road , on all 5 paths, even the super secret 6TH PATH!
Whilst eating a Resee cup.
And without any pants on.
Or any dignity...
DON'T JUDGE ME!!!!

Wait, I have a better idea!
I'll use it and enlist in the American Army to fight in...
WORLD WAR 0!!!
The war that never was...
We won that war.
It was the Swedish-American war. It was at the Battle of the Bulge where a decisive victory all but sealed our victory. It was also the battle where the Swedish attempted to use their secret weapon.....
swim suit models. To our boy's horrific discovery, they were MEN!
you can only guess at what the bulge was........
Our boys fought bravely, riding giant tortuses uphill, both ways, to the gigantic fortress of the Swedish, made of concrete and ducks...
I can't remember much else because I was hit in the head with a landmine that was filled with CANDY!!!

At 3/4/06 02:50 PM, Aciid_nuk3r wrote: If this is true then I feel sorry for you, but if its not then fuck you.

You took the words right out of my mouth.

Killzone for the PS2,
the shittiest game possibly made this century.
Graphics were good........ only good thing.
Onto the bad things:
1) Shitty AI- I ACTUALLY WALKED up to a machine gun nest and took everyone out with melee attack!
2) Crappy Voiceacting- Sounded like the actors were being raped on the dashboard of a Hummer whilst crapping themselves
3) Pathetic Story- I FELL ASLEEP DURING THE MOST ACTION PACKED SEQUENCE!
4) Not Even A Game- The whole thing was more of a tech demo for the PS2 and possibly what could come on the PS3.
I am shocked that the most reliable of video game rating sources even give this an average score. I give it a 0.5/5 for the mildly entertaining graphics.

Call of Duty 2:Big Red One for the PS2,
This ticked me off so much!
I went to Wal-Mart to check out the PS3 they had there with a demo of Call of Duty 2.
After seeing that, my bother and I were so hyped with the game, that we decided we would buy the game on the PS2. It was the same game right?
BOY WERE WE WRONG!!!
Good thing: The game was emmersive and action-packed....
for the first level.
Bad:
1) Easiest glitch to Exploit: Get a German Bolt-Action rifle and charge senselessly at the enemy. You are guaranteed to never get hit. After coming within 50 feet of target, shoot in the balls and melee them in the head, repeat.
2) Funny Story- I was playing the desert level in Africa, when I got bored and suddenly CHARGED UP-HILL UP A STREET WITH OVER 50 GERMAN EQUIPED WITH SMG'S AND NEVER WAS HIT! The secret? It is simple my friend: I zig-zagged. Yes, you heard me right: zig-zagged. Then I quickly took advantge of the glitch and easily took out at least 1/3 of the Germans. The funniest part? I was being chased by a TANK all the way up the hill, the tank being equiped with a MG40 machinegun and a Tank Rifle.
3) The game stresses the importance of learning your teammates. I DON'T NEED TO!!!
They are all invincible! Some of them I hoped the Nazis would just kill and get the agony of my wasted money over with.
The game was the biggest let down of all the games I have ever bought.
It was more appealing to get a gay porn movie than continue playing.
Sadly, the entire game should have just been an expansion pack to the Call of Duty on the PS3, and the company should have givin us a replica of the PS3 version. I would have been happy!
Rating: 1.5/5

Soul Calibur 2, for PS2
Greatest button masher!
Yessiree, that is certainly the best fighting game for anyone with absolutely no skills.
Even the hot babes go weary after a while.
With a cheap boss, stupid add-on Conquest mode and retarted game play, this game should
have stayed on the short bus and never got off.
1/5

Finally, Tekken 5, for the PS2
A fairly decent skill-based fighting system where you can even make great combos all by yourself!
The bad side? Here we go:
1) Stupid AI- After reaching a certain stage on the Story Mode, the enemies go into God-is with-me mode, reversing everything and pummling you into submission.
2) Devil Within Mode- It's bad. TRUST ME!!
And to close,
3) Jinpachi Mishima- Cheapest boss in the world!
I) He has an undodgable fireball attack. Sure you can side-step the first one, but he'll just fire another one. There have even been sources telling the once he fired 10 fireballs in a row!
II)Teleports all around you and sometimes will break your combo like this.
III) Stun Attack. This is the most FRUSTRATING attack anyone could ever have! The attack is unblockable on some character because they can't hit fast enough! If it does hit though, he will start beating you unmercifully. The stun effects last 7 SECONDS! Freaking cheap!
0/5
Yes, I would REALLY have more fun playing solitare.
Those are all my picks for worst games.

Thank you, good night.

Rape the dashboard. Then, log onto Newgrounds.

I heard that Zezima's account on RuneScape went for $5000-$7000 on EBay!!!
Why are people so stupid!?

At 3/3/06 05:46 AM, -Cataclysm- wrote: My head feels like it's being stabbed, and I'm kinda blacking out and almost losing consciousness. It's too early in the morning to go to the doctor, and I don't think I need to go to the hospital for this, so I won't be able to find out what's wrong for quite a while. Does anybody know what might be the cause of this?

Wow, thats pretty messed up.... I can understand the stabbing pain, I have strained my eyes before and thats exactly how I felt, but blacking out and you skull feeling soft? My friend tells me that his mother had this exact same problem and that it was a "cronic migrain". He also tells me that the remedy may just be rest. I will elaborate further and say not to get on your computer for a long time, 2 to 3 DAYS, if the pain goes away. Keep us posted on how it develops and what is the situation with the hospital.

I am completely stumped, still, even after reading all of your posts!
I can't fathom cutting parts of your body and possibly risking infection, or bleeding to death.

That Dig-Dug post made me laugh so hard I kicked my wall and busted a big hole in it.......
IT WAS TOTALLY AWESOME!!!!

Wow, thats REALLY messed up.
They really should have caught that, because now mothers in America will storm the oppressively well-furbished building of Nintendo.

I liked all of his cartoons, except for the "sperm-candy" one and that one where Germain gets electrocuted at the end.

Here are my favs:
Dominic Deegan
Nuklear Power

A Conga Drum from a vacation.