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all we need is a mexican!

*ahem*

this topics kinky

this pics been done? no fair! oh well, good consept

hehe, that made me lol

what the hell is cha cha! >:(

I bet i can beet my spit :)

mm, this gravy kicks ass

am i holding this right?

my ex was better >:(

At 5/24/07 05:58 PM, The-evil-bucket wrote: Why is weed safer than alcohol?

because weed makes u drive slower instead of like an asian :S

Conquers bfd (the nintendo 64 version)

the giants mask from legend of zelda (magoraz mazk)

or the scarab gun from halo (its not technically a cheat weapon (: )

At 5/23/07 11:59 PM, Phratt wrote: Well, theres this girl and I want to know if she likes me.
she flirsts with me and hugs me alot and also has no problem kiss me during truth or dare, and also she flashed me but she flirts (note I said only flirt) with all the other boys, do you think she likes me?

well she DID flash you. to ur moms garden!

... she loves me, she loves me not.

i would

that money would pay the medical bill

i think ur hot, call me :)

murcury rat? lol, better than my prediction (steel girbil) people used that all tha time on other sights >:(

i dont like you! ur a cum covered twat waffel!

hows that one?

step up, knock down (drowning pool)

again! but louder! >:(

At 5/23/07 05:31 PM, Sh0T-D0wN wrote: Can we please have a nice, warm, grammatically correct story for once instead of just one chunk of a rant/run on sentence?

if he cared about his spelling, he would have a dictionary beside him the whole time. but he didnt, so shove it, and shove it to all people who give a deep fried fuck about other peoples grammar.

im taking this out of ma belt! (siggy)

what am i what am i?

sry, couldnt find any images and ma comp doesnt take screenies unless im doing it on a game. basicly its 2 retarded stuffed puppets, what can be better?

Im canadian, i swear all the fucking time, live in an igloo, and my diet consists of: arctic fish, moose, caraboo, polar bear and I like hockey :)

and i hate my dad! >:(

ummmm... lol but he probably drowned before u flushed him, a better way would be to give it a golden shower :)

or just do what i do, get ducktape (best on large groupes of ants) stick them all to it, then light it on fire (burns slow so u get to wach them shrivel up and burn :) ) but ur ways funnyer

friends band, ur band suckz >:(

its better to go wit ur friends than go with people who suck :)

in the not so insane banns (like only 3 days to 5 days) its not worth it, i just took it like a friggin man, my way garentees ur ability to come back.

do me! i demand it!

I beleive its alot like how it was before I was born >:(

there are lots of people who hate ng, mostly people who actually sighned up for ebaumsworld.

ur smart :)

why do girls hide the reason why they dumped u when boys are nice enough to say it in a very obvios manner (no suddleties) ex). YOUR A BITCH! YOU TOOK HALF MY MONEY AND SPENT IT ON DRESSES THAT I DONT EVEN FIND ATTRACTIVE! TURTLE NECK? I DONT SEE ANY CLEAVAGE TO STARE AT FOR THE NEXT HALF HOUR CHATS WE HAVE TO HAVE BEFORE WE HAVE SUM FREAKY NO CONDOME SEX! >:D

i beleive the corect term is choking the chicken...

also, a good way to punish ur kid is to go up to them wile they sleep, and have sex with them, so they lose their verginity to their mom/ dad... make sure they're under the age of 2 months >:(

do u think sex is a chore? or is it fun?

also, whats the easyest way to pick up a girl? tell meh what u would want to hear befor i knock u up, then dich ur house before u wake up.

At 5/17/07 11:46 PM, Agent-B-Animation wrote: You are a minge!
Give it back

you arnt my mom! >:(

i saw a lock that looked fragile enough for me to cut with ma bolt cutter and just scored an 8gig ipod nano :)

woo!