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i think we as humans were either made through the big bang shit, or by satan :D because we are the worst thing to happen to the world. and besides, as an atheist this goes against my side of the arguement but... just throwing it out there, the first mammals of animals were all virgins and were new to the sex stuff, and no1 was around to explain to them what you do with that long thing and that hole that leads to nowhere.

LOL

(according to rule#10 this is a legal productive post)

=D

metaler. any kind of metal is good to me, especially Nu metal

KoRn and SlipKnoT= ownage

I... Iron Hamster from the early MS paint brawl have EXACTLY what this party needs :D

hey... its a time for a little celebration, the 07 are no longer the noobs of the site and the 06 users are even higher up on the list now :D yayayay

drugs lol

THE ANIALATRIX FROM FRISKY DINGO

im only defensive, if an intollerant christian insults me, my son starts floating around yelling lattin with the voice of 1000 damned souls and pukes on them. sure teaches them a lesson.

dont take much effort to memorise 10, 100, and 1000. if you guys find "4, 36, 1750 sumshit easy, im pretty sure its not hard to go metric

ahhhm topics like these make me wonder, "was i a bit extreme with my title?" but then i stop realising american BBS users make topics like this all the time...

I HATE YOU AMERICA! I HATE YOU SO DEARLY.

yes, this topic would look great by the topic i made (damn you americans)

if us canadians are smart, then...

all americans are fat glutinous ignorant hillbilly black hating self richous rednecks!

there I said it... now change to the metric system you fuckers

At 12/14/07 04:04 PM, Attactivist wrote: Which sound more hardcore? Saying you have a 12 inch cock? Or an 45(?) centimeter dick?

if you look at a ruler it would be 30cm

and i dont know what would sound more hardcore.

i dont see wat is so hard about learning the metric system damit, the only thing you guys MIGHT have a problem with is the latin prefixes,

milla= 1/1000
centa=1/100
deci=1/10
no prefix before meters, liters, and grams just means single digit.
deca=10
hecta=100
kilo=1000

my suggestions would be:

-see if your gay (give it a test drive)
-see if your wife isnt good enough for you (this may piss her off though :l)
-slit your wrists (if anyone asks, it was to see if you can feel)
-SEX
-BEER
-POT
-thearapy

if all of the above fails, i would suggest going to a halfway home and a detox clinic.

At 12/14/07 03:06 PM, green-day-fan1 wrote: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

OH SHI-

Were you trying to piss us off with your oh-so-original rant? Sorry, but I've seen too damn many of these to give a flying fuck.

i refuse to feal offended by a guy who likes pussy green day

no i am not a terrorist, but thanks to your stuborn conservative population WE have to learn the imperial system to trade with you, and its FUCKING COMPLEX! yea, 2 months for us to learn how many inches make a yard, how many yards make a mile, fuck, when its 5 minutes for you guys to sit your asses down and learn everything rounded to 10, 100, 1000, easy as shit eh? yea. imperial system sux teh ballzorz. it was a stupid idea but it stuck, even when the so easy and convenient metric system comes along... god dam.

At 12/9/07 11:42 PM, D3NTATUS wrote:

At 12/9/07 02:49 PM, Iron-Hampster wrote:
the perfect example of a moron

You're the moron in this situation, my unintelligent, mallcore loving friend.

how the fuck is slipknot NOT metal? tell me that. is they too soft for you? or are you just being an ass to people for fun? >:(

ok green guy that starts with an N sounds right lol, but HOW DO I ASK TO MEET HER!? SHIT

At 12/9/07 11:18 PM, Corky52 wrote: What ever happened to asking the girl out? Or is that to hard to do?

we have never talked in reality, but we were in a class in highschool together, still didnt talk. FUCK

ok lemme explane whats going on:

she greeted me saying sum program found me as her perfect match and just came to say hi.
a friend invited me to sum program to find singles and thought "what the hell" and did it.
I found her there.
right now, topic has NO hint about sex, (or dating, were 15)
she is single and looking for: relationship

now tell me how to curve the conversation...

At 12/9/07 11:04 PM, MissingNYC wrote: test your game out and get in her pants... DUH!!!

hmmmmmm... is that a good answer or a stupid answer, iduno, maby ill just give you an E-hug

hug

problem with that is, I HAVE NO SEXACATION ON PICKING UP CHICKS! >:(

I know i probably will get alot of retarded answers here (yea, i know, this is newgrounds) But there is a chick hitting on me that i know from school, how do i seal the deal before she chickens out or finds sum1 els without sounding desprite or some simple sex craved jerk?

i shall keep the site and person secret, just incase Kemkab sees this topic.

if the guy who posts first has a good answer he gets an MS paint cooky, if its stupid, ima send lard to his mail addres :) (or maby just insult him Via Pm)

I wached it, its meant to be wached with your whole family on movie night, like ants, cheaper by the dozon.

he just wants to rais his post count, and lose his verginity to an animated hotie

At 12/9/07 02:09 PM, kylexthexpostman wrote: Slipknot isn't metal.
Fag.

the perfect example of a moron
:Slipknot ownes

never been hacked, but that sounds hullarious

I need to know the difference between death metal and black metal, and if possible, tell me the names of sum black metal bands :)

KoRn
Slipknot
Rob Zombie
Black Sabbath
Dream Theatre
Every Time I Die

it sucks, you get ur file hacked easy as shit, you get banned for saying shit, people scam your shit every chance they get, its click and wach so u can play it with one hand while you take a shit, the people are full of shit, and the only way u can have fun is if you buy the membership shit that makes u pay monthly fees for a peice of shit game. in other words, its shit.

im gunna say the bisexual has a higher chance of scoring, cuz she has unlimited options :)

and the strait one will get date raped.

lezbian will just lose intrest and start watching the hocky game (making a scene every time Toronto scores)

i read it, all the way through, it sucked, my eys wanted to pop, it wasnt even interesting, if its funny and interesting, i dont care about walls of text.

oh yea, and throw in a victoria's secret model in there with it, just to make it more coulorful :D

At 12/8/07 12:50 AM, PrinceFlea wrote:

At 12/8/07 12:48 AM, FatKidWitAJetPak wrote:

At 12/8/07 12:45 AM, Iron-Hampster wrote: chili dog

i went to urban dictionary out of curiosity and the top definition was "the guy takes a shit on the chicks chest then titty fucks her"

...I have a boner now =D

Ooops! Didn't expect the thread to do that! =P

Oh The Chili dog That Sounds fucking delicious does it include the part where one person licks the shit and Cum clean of the tits?

I guess that parts optional... wait, its goin up again... oh my god its raging :D

oooooooooooooh, kinky :D