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not me, I'm from Canada, we aren't right wing jerks like everyone south of us. but if i went to catholic school i wouldn't last a day without being riped on by a teacher.

Feel free to make as many unfunny comments about the picture.

OK! :D

At 4/5/08 01:19 AM, tomato-soup wrote: Skip the ritalin, go right to the fairy dust.

I believe the correct term is Angel Dust!

what you said was just stupid!

why did you say some thing like that?

it woulda been more manly for him to die copying Jack Ass but, Nauruto?

At 4/3/08 10:16 PM, TheLobsterman wrote:

At 4/3/08 10:14 PM, DragonsGrief wrote: Where the fuck do you live

canada

you fucking bastard, you shouldn't have answered that...

unless... maby... your from quebec?

drink lots of pop and eat lots of chocolate. thats my suggestion to you.

Puff, Pie, Meat, Stick

can turn into a chainsaw

really big chansaw

or the power to make every woman I sleep with have PHD :)

OH! somebody call the fire department this girl just stole my heart!

and

OH! somebody call the police my hearts on fire!

At 4/2/08 11:37 PM, someguy789 wrote: Sex change. Doesn't mean I have to have sex with guys after.

you mean, that if I dont feal like a hetrosexual man, I can become a Lesbian?

all my problems are answered

At 4/2/08 11:27 PM, WhiteDJ wrote: Not really true. Look at this face.

well when you look and see Super Smash Brothers Brawl, you know that EVERYONE wants that game and desprately wanna play it so bad that when they aren't playing it, they want to talk about it. and no matter how much you talk about it here, no ones gonna get anoyed and talk behind your back about your obsession.

now i have made a few topics, 2 got deleted because they were just pathetically stupid but got over 1500 views before death, one called "i kicked a puppy" emoted by a crying face, that got very little view before termination. then i made one called "i kicked a puppy" emoted by a :D face and got SO many views. the "angery faic" was the most popular before the new design. now, i made a topic called "Fucking Radio Shits" emoted by an Angery Faic and i got 12 views and 0 replies before it reached the second forum page, and wasnt replied to ONCE until it almost reached the second page for a second time after I bumped it, the topics dead now, (typical) and did NOT get to its second page. I had to use the search bar to find it. is this "priceless face" the new "Angery Faic"?

1 obvious lie topic got 50X more views than the other with the same title, diffrent face, and the Angery obvious rant topic got almost JACK SHIT. im thinking that people are just more attracted to people laughing about their jack ass moments than people fealing bad about what they did or people being super pissed off at the world. discuss.

and yes, NGer means NewGrounder, not... ahem.

At 4/1/08 10:37 PM, P-51 wrote: I live in california and they have some pretty decent radio stations. There's Kcal-FM (the morning stiffy is some funny shit most of the time) X-FM(nothing but real metal and rock), Cola-FM(oldies) I think a few of those stations are streaming as well. I know kcal streams.

I viseted Calafornia before, they play Beach boys SO FUCKING MUCH down there. now im sure you people dont mind that but i had to listen to it EVERY DAY growing up with my dad. they were his favorite band. :(

At 4/1/08 10:45 PM, Bovineoverlord wrote: Rock 101? Do you live in Vancouver?

Checks profile

Yeah, you do. What school do you go to?

Anyway, I know what you mean man. It's all just crap excuses for music on the radio these days. Whatever happened to good music, I ask you?

I dont live IN vancouver but im in the metropolis zone, im in Port coquitlam, not far from it, i goto Terry Fox (yes that terry fox) its one of the best in BC :D

what happened to good music? ill tell you what happened! white people started listening to rap! >:O

and grils stoped liking punk! >:O

pretent your italian and when you get the job preted your french. and then the next day, pretend your gay.

he will never know the diffrence between the 3

thats insulting, it reached page 2 before it got 1 reply. i are sad now.

Caps lock: ARE YOU READY TO UNLEASH THE FUCKING FURRY?

NOT APRIL FOOLS, DONT WORRY:

if you are under the age of 13, dont read this as you wont want your momies seeing this.

Im fucking pissed, every radio station plays like, 5 different songs each on a repeating loop, i cant say there was one time the radio was turned on without me hearing "apple bottom jeans and boots wit da fuurrrrr" and this fucking beauty: "YOU like dat solja boy! YOU like dat solja boy! YOU like dat solja boy and supaman dat HOEEEEEEEEEE" and its never fucking metal, its always fucking rap and pop. they need to realise that there are people out there who want to hear somthing besides "if I wrote you a symphony, would it say how much you mean to me?" <-fuck you justin timberlake! i tried the fox but the closest they get to rock or metal is fucking PUNK/POP (meaning sum41, simple plan, all that bullshit) and the stupid part is, their just sucking up to these stupid 9 year old girls that are all like "omg! play solja boy again! I wanna hear more fucking candy shop!"

now alot of the songs i just mentioned were over played back earlyer. but I hear that most radio stations only exept about 40 songs out of the 1000 new songs produced in a week, in that week, those 40 songs are played over 100 times each. now you should never listen to the same song more than ONCE/day, and the shit they play, I would say once would be PUSHING IT but NO! they play it fucking 15-25 times/day. there was this one day Rock 101 was playing songs from legondary bands like Led Zeplen, ACDC, and Black Sabbath and I thought that was fucking nice! but why dont they play a good, variety of music every day? why dont they play any of the good modern day stuff? wheres the fucking disturbed? All that remains? Lamb of god? Every Time I die? 3 Days Grace? Marlin Manson? ill tell you why! because the only people who actually call those radio stations are the tragicaly stupid 9 year olds asking for them to play the song they just did 5 minutes ago!

TL;DR: every Radio station over playes a paylist of songs for a month then move on to do the same for the NEXT 40 hits.

age 17! dont worry, in another year you wont have to lie about your age! :D

you can become a porn critic :D

they should make sections, porn for males, and porn for females.

yea, i got one, don't grow your own or you can get arrested, wash the leaves before you do it because they might be laced with some thing, and the last thing you need is a meth or heroine addiction. make sure your parents don't find out. and maby try nutmeg, compare the 2, because its scientifically proven you can get high off of nutmeg, and you cant get arrested for it.

if you do want to grow your own to make sure that all your getting out of your joints is pure pot though, do it in a underground chamber below your basement, and don't sell any to any one or you'll get narked out.

i some what doubt it was him since if it really was him, he wouldn't be using a hacked file as a puppet to apologize for hacking accounts. nice try firemario

unless he got banned before this post :l is he the new bedn?

well, the US one was still being debated whether it was real or not, this one was real so it was closed case, but it was a cat so it probably landed, unless the bridge was excessively high up.

shoot in one of their directions so the other team thinks im on their side and i join them. then find out who kidnapped me and shove shit up his ass and rip out his liver, fill it with moonshine, then stick it back in.

yes homo, you wernt hitting on the waitresses >:(

YAY! now to find a girl who likes tentical rape! (well, shes gunna have to learn to at least)

I remember some one made a probe and parachuted it into Jupiter, it never reached land, the heat got too intense after a while and melted it, they should try again with Tungsten, but i think that means theres a spot in the atmosphere thats at an inhabitable temperature.

I would make a cool underground base on Venus! that way aliens cant invade because their ship (chances are) would be eaten away buy the clouds of sulphuric acid, and intense heat (even hotter than mercury) and make towers with Tesla turrets to fuck with their shields! and design a drone that can survive on the surface and have a nice drill to go inside and explode or kill everyone inside to take the ship down :D then build technology up more and make missiles full of the most toxic gas from Jupiter :D

I had this all figured out lul

At 3/29/08 09:49 PM, All-American-Badass wrote: seeing how is we'd kick any countries ass that invades us
I'd say france jsut becuase we'd win in like 2 minutes
we only need one tank to defeat the entire french army

what about china? they have enough population that they don't even have to train their conscripts to match your country

only people who flame or publicly have opinions are trolls

I only call some one a troll if they flame me for no valid reason or correct my grammar or or a mistake in my logic or my musical taste (lol) followed by something like noob, retard, fucktard, dip shit, kitty raper, dog fucker, gerbil licker, shit cracker, fish taco, cum waffle, twat muffin, ass plower, harry nipple licker, fairy, shit wit, Fuck wit, Dick wit, Dick head, cherry ass, and ass bag.