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that was back during world war 2, now a days, the amount of atheists has multiplied by quite a bit. so its more of a statistical fact then a saying

omfg thats not the best flash on newgrounds you stupid omfg noob bitch lul attention whore spamer here it is

this is why i decided to stop liking people and make everyone in rapture go insane and start strangling babies in cribs and butcher their best friends

At 5/16/08 09:26 PM, Needle-In-Haystack wrote: In b4 this gets posted.

no you are not.

At 5/16/08 09:23 PM, Electric-Bla wrote: The lights only mean that there's a "general hardware failure" it's not necessarily a death sentence for the console, although it usually is. But check everything out first. I kept getting it yesterday and I was freaking out but the power cord wasn't in properly and it counts as "general hardware". I fixed it and all was good.

So yah, check everything out first but you still might have to get it replaced, they're pretty good with it though. It just takes several weeks.

replaced how? were you assuming i had a warentee? or did my dad thinking it was a rip off just fuck the whole thing over. will i have to replace it out of our own money? or did microsoft think it would be funny.

At 5/16/08 09:20 PM, SaltshakerClock wrote: Video Game Forum, please.

ugh, the video game forum? payed less attention to than the audio portal, and I'm trying to get answers fast

our xbox 360 stoped working, i just contacted support but my bro keeps bitching saying the 3 red lines around the power button are called the 3 rings of death and says that theres nothing we can do its fucked, its reached its imaginary expiry date. is he making up bullshit or is he spending more time on the internet than me (after calling me a computer addict, HA!)

this is what they say when they want doggy style!

Bush may not represent ALL americans, but he represented more than al gore, (stupid people :D)

At 5/13/08 08:46 PM, TheHardcoreDave wrote:

At 5/13/08 08:40 PM, technodude79 wrote: um fun fact... USA is the most hated country...just puttin it out there

Give me 5 good reasons why this is true.

sure:

1. Iraq
2. Cuba
3. Afganistan
4. North Korea (bad example however)
5. most of Africa and latin america (and lower)

:D

because people cant be able to click anywhere on the page without following a link or they will die

I have a stick man fetish!

I'm sorry but real life people are just too big and tit sizes are overwhelming me! i got a boner from the flash that went "i just want! bang bang bang!"

anyone els wanna make a stick porn site for me?

hey, let me tell you a little something about Canada.

the legal age to start having sex is 14, but its a "learners license" meaning that you can only do the Humpty hump with people ages 14-16,
at 15 years old, 14-17,
at 16, 14-17, at 17, 15-17,
at 18, 18 and up

so its not like pedos can do our children and get away scot free

but it still is crappy! look at all the spam flash for you to look at! go to the star syndicate section of ng (my favorite spam crew) and clock crew (second favorite)

all the new ones are teh gays now

make Andrew Rian dave chepell, make "Atlas" Carlos mencia, and you got a movie

At 5/10/08 05:53 PM, beabers wrote: Hey guess what, NO ONE EXCEPT FATTY 8-10 YR OLD FAGGOTS PLAY RUNESCAPE, so if you are over the age of 10 you are a terrible person. If you on the other hand are over the age of 13 GO FUCKING DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! There is nothing good about runescape, if you want a good free MMO RPG get Guild Wars it is 30 dollars and signifies that at least you have somewhat of a life.

im sorry but if you payed attention and knew anything about anything, you would realise that its not 8-10 year old fat asses that play it,

its 12 year olds >:O

At 5/8/08 12:30 AM, Iron-Hampster wrote: did you find wade the cow there?

yes i remember that clock crew thread and flash

ok, not responding? fine heres what i havnt promiced but im giving it to you anyway Wade tha cow

did you find wade the cow there?

yes i remember that clock crew thread and flash

i dont think it would be legal for her to do that in public. she could get charged for mooning at the very least.

I was hoping to start a chain but what can you do, Id like to thank allayah , this couldnt happen if it wasnt for yall. peace

you mean, blam points are now possible to get?

i hope thats what you mean because my whole voting power is based on my blams.

yes im a jerk

my mind will make a whore house

all the wores are std free, hot, and im infertile: so i dont have to wear a condom

your mom

when i got a needle the size of an elephant tranqualiser dart stuck im my hand before getting stitches in it (that part of my hand was already numb enough from the nerve that got severed thank you very much for going farther up the arm to get the whole hand numnened)

dont know how to take screenies but this was a true story:

"My parents found porn on my computer"
"I just killed my parents"

all using the crying face

At 5/7/08 09:09 PM, xenonmonkey wrote:

i saw 2 ph33r flashes, and there are 3 on the portal right now

what i find pathetic is that people are letting these pass, there should be portal mods there to bann people for submiting spam flash, not just for being shity, but just blatantly spaming shit, like something with a title like: ass cock pussy: 1C34T5 followed by another one exept called ass cock pussy: 1C34T6 and instead of a picture of a chicken zooming in and out on a continuous loop, its a picture of a turky. the fact that that kind of shit is considered free protection points is BULLSHIT.

hey, banning a clock crew person is like arresting some one for smoking pot while theres a person just down the street runing around naked screaming his ass off throwing rocks through windows and rubbing is dick all over everyones car.

clock crew doesn't spam nearly as much as some of the more recent spam crews.

At 5/7/08 07:55 PM, Hysterics wrote:

At 5/7/08 07:53 PM, Iron-Hampster wrote:

everyone see what im getting at?

you just played bioshock and want to talk about it, yeah we see where your getting at.

I got it about half a year ago

thats right, first thing you think when you read the rules: oh this looks like an interesting place (like the first scene in bioshock with Rian adams on that screen than a view of the whole city) then you finish reading and head off to the forums. again, exact same as bioshock but instead of a whole bunch of phyco splicers running around with lead pipes and wrenches, you see a whole bunch of noobs making photoshop threads with ms paint dicks everywhere. and the mods are just like the main phycos (Rian Adams, the guy from that striper place, the evil plastic surgin, and the last one is a suprise) because they all seem like jerks too :l but in this case its only because of how many noobs are on this site :l

everyone see what im getting at?

so our teacher takes a line from a poem and makes us do a naritive based on it. the line: "a swinging coat hanger measures the silence"

so what i wrote was this funny little thing:

a man walks in his apartment room. the bank has run out of patience. with nothing left, the broken man puts a rope around his neck and kicks the stool out from under his feet. just having a revelation, the man desprately grabs at the rope and kicks his feet trying to stop himself...

a swinging coat hanger measures the silence.

i even volenteered to read it out to the whole class! it was priceless and he even liked it :D i dont understand why :l