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At 6/4/08 08:15 PM, ZeroAsALimit wrote:

At 6/4/08 08:14 PM, Iron-Hampster wrote:

At 6/4/08 08:13 PM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: Cowboys were manly and cool until Brokeback Mountain. I'm sorry. :(

i dont think about that, i like to think more like... clint eastwood stuff :D

...but he was a Liberal, which is really girly.

but it takes a real man to admit that your liberal. ofcourse you have to be the kind of guy who wears a cowboy hat too, or your a pussy hippy.

At 6/4/08 08:13 PM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: Cowboys were manly and cool until Brokeback Mountain. I'm sorry. :(

i dont think about that, i like to think more like... clint eastwood stuff :D

now i dont have a camera so i cant provide picture proof... sorry for that. but a magical moment recently happened to me. i was at a flee market, when i came by this awsome black, imitation leather cowboy hat. and now my life has changed. i wear it everywhere i go, and the kids at school idolise its manlyness. they all want to try it on but they know that the only man manly enough to look good in it is me...

and that fat chick that can easily be confused gender wise :l ANYWAYS.

its a real ice breaker :D and its one of those hats that can suit a man, OR a girl, my gf looks so cute in it :D

so how has your life been changed by this hat of awsomeness?

a dead spam crew ( i think their dead )

I hope their dead. every last one of them.

that is it! I am gunna plagorise a shakesphere book and make you all have to go through all the trouble of having to understand past all the "art thou thy" crap to giggle at all his shamless sex jokes brought up at the most inapropriate times.

Romeo- Juliet, dont die COCK JOKE

Juliet- LOL

Dee Durp Dee Durp Dee Tidly Durp Dee dum

Dry skin and sour milk

wai-

yea! do it!

lolzorz

this one time with my music teacher, he was saying his daughter is going to be in the rock school course next semester, imetiately, out of instinct build up by my friends i yelled "is she hawte?"

he looked pissed but he was a good teacher lol, the whole class couldnt stop laughing

I think it should be your actions that decide weather your a good person or not. Beliefs should have nothing to do with it.

i just shat a pile of bricks

i forgot im surrounded by assholes here too

My brother believes in god, and I'm atheist, i never bug him about that, but he keeps calling me a satanist! what the hell? doesn't take a genius to know that if you don't believe in the devil you cant warship him? and then he pulls this off, he believes in god, and then turns around and jacks a block of cheese from a corner store. I'm thinking, WTF? don't people who believe in god go by the ten commandments? well he replys "i believe in god, but that doesn't mean I'm Christian. now I'm thinking, so if he believes in god, hes not Christian, he sins freely, does that make him satanist?

douche bag

show up home drunk tomorrow

it will be funny

At 5/26/08 12:47 AM, DarkRedFlame wrote:

At 5/26/08 12:45 AM, BareNakedMike wrote:

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But... But... erm... ffffff. They are still a crew no matter what, a part of the NG history if you ask me.

yea! they are, in a... KKK sort of way...

vote 5!

more to come later.w00t

idiot

At 5/26/08 12:32 AM, CryogenChaos wrote:

At 5/26/08 12:30 AM, Hellian00 wrote:

At 5/26/08 12:29 AM, Skat0r wrote:

At 5/26/08 12:28 AM, SleepyFox wrote: It got cancer, obviously.

Cancer and AIDS.

Cancerous AIDS?

AIDS that acted like cancer.

no. the AIDS had cancer

military so i can shoot at babies like on Idiot finders and my signatures

how do i say that right?

i have given all these suggestions consideration, it was a hard desision, becuase their all... "special" but i think im gunna have to go with poking him in the tummy.

At 5/22/08 11:31 PM, Why993 wrote: ....why didn't you blow it out...?

They go out with only a light breeze.

i didnt have to, i have long thick hair so i smuthered it when i started shaking my head franticly (rock star style)

At 5/22/08 11:30 PM, DrClay wrote: that was the best excuse you could come up with?

that was the excuse he came up with, and i over heard so i decided FUCK, now i have to stick to that story or hes gunna think im lieing

he started lighting a lighter up in my face as a joke and wouldnt stop, i told him to stop, and he didnt stop until he accidently lit my hair on fire.

i had to lie for him too or he would never talk to me again, wich would be really akward, so i said he poked me in my tummy really hard, now my step dad is wondering "WTF?"

how should i "repay" him?

theres a comment on my page calling me a fag, the second reason i posted this is its my duty as a newgrounder to bump this topic so the message can be heard.

but seriousely i got evedence on my page

-Adam
For Bitching to god until he made eve

-Eve
If adam fails

-God
before Adam is made, if it wernt for Adam and Eve i would be a Bear right now >:(

70.- they all have a hamster or any gay pet to love

you son of a bitch!

you can be funny on newgrounds all you want but thought oriented jokes scare us

gay... for girls

At 5/20/08 07:06 PM, aod3 wrote:

At 5/20/08 07:04 PM, VespeneGas wrote:

At 5/20/08 07:03 PM, Iron-Hampster wrote: that was back during world war 2, now a days, the amount of atheists has multiplied by quite a bit.

Proof of this, please.

Obviously since war is over no one believes in god anymore

Right?

nope :) because ever since the end of the middle ages the general population has slowly been less reliant on the Church, and now its goten so far that people are not beleiving in god anymore, there are still more christians than atheists but the numbers are getting pretty close now.

proof