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if smashing it with a sledge hammer on a peice of plate metal doesnt work i dont know what will, oh you want it to look pretty? then im stumped.

Being heterosexual sucks, wheres MY parade?

overdose on viagra and potasium nitrate.

they both have oposite effects on your pee pee place.

Eat a cake made out of lead.

Damit, now IM gonna have this dream

asshole

The day the earth stood still

she didnt have to drug them... how would YOU like it if you were waiting your whole life for this moment, only to lose your virginity in your sleep.

Bitch...

there is a simple, and less risky way of attacking him, you dont even have to know how to fight. ever heard of the Molotive Cocktail? youtube it.

so kill yourself. this is from the red alert series, as someone who has played red alert 2, and its expansion "yuris revenge", there was a whole team dedicated to mind control. the game was meant to be over the top. there arent any tanks with two barels and a tesla reactor, or bears used as an attack dog replacement. if they wanted it to be realistic, they would have made a command and conquer generals 2. if your looking for realistic, you wont find it in red alert or tiberium sun.

Pro tip:

I am afraid i have to apologise for this mans artwork...

you see, i was walking down the streets of west vancouver when i come by a girl on a street corner.
her clothes were dirty and ripped up and barely covering her privates. she aproched me and said "25 cents for a good time"

i took time to think about it, I had a condom so i didnt have to worry, but was it worth my money? i figured "what the hell, it will only make other women more attractive to me"

so we get undressed in a crappy motel, too my supprise, she also had a dick, i did her dogy style to avoid contact with the balls and pounded away.

the next day i got a call from her, not only was she my long lost cousin, but the condom broke. so we traveled to a back ally to start wacking away at her stomach for 5 hours with sticks because we were too cheap to pay for an abortion. we figured it was enough wen blood came out of her vagina. we were wrong, long

story short devn was born.

At 12/22/08 09:41 PM, OddlyPoetic wrote: Go easy on him...

O MY GOD! an 08? thats below 07, how is something below 07 possible?

Vegitarians= The pussy version of Vegans
Agonostics= The pussy version of Atheists

pwnt.

is how i cellibrate christmus

NG HENTAI ROCKS! :DThis

actually you should have gone with them, jacked some LSD, left, get to the contest or what ever, and give it to the competing horses because LSD is essentially horse tranquiliser.

you should have went, maby they were experimenting with a drug that has horse steroids in it.

do they have horse steroids?

so a holigram wirmy thing that stays holographic using the energy of the computer forcing it to draw energy away from its moniter to keep itself alive :O

you son of a bitch

you didnt hear this from me, but hitler, was a jew!

:O

Oh my GOD!

A bulimic that eats her own vomit...

The one thing we learn from hystory is that we learn nothing at all

I would be a Druid!

ahh, so the rush to be first post has ended, lets see some real predictions :D

This thread is dedicated to the predictions of all about how the world will end if it ends in 2012 like the crazy mians predicted!

I predict animal boobies (our boobies too, and utters) will stop giving milk and start giving out random types of soda (pop)

animals will suffer from tooth decay upon birth and never get calsium, making their bones as brittle as dry sticks. it will be a fun story about how the world ended, the gods will laugh as our children grab at our mothers boobies for a taste of cola and dry skin. By 2013 friday the 13th, everybody is dead.

:)

what are YOUR predictions?

you battled the virus?

DIGIMON? :D

this sounds like the funnest virus an 8 year old child can infect the computer with

funny because less than 5% admit to it.

thats right! people who get pissed off kill people. its the foundation of society, if pissed off people never shot eachother, America wouldnt be a nation, everyone would be riding their wagons to work and there would only be one country in the world. So those kids who shot up Collumbine, and the kid who shot up verginia tech, were doing modern society a favor. because without gun violence, there would be no america, canada, cuba, mexico, isreal, pakistan, russia, italy, england, or disneyland, cars, roads, airplanes, art, or drugs.

offer her a drink of vodka.

then another.

and another.

and another.

and another.

and another.

and another

and another

and another

and another.

eskimos!

this is a part of marage that is inevitable, the best solution is to see a marage counseler or just divorce.

At 10/5/08 12:21 AM, Biohazard1031 wrote:

At 10/5/08 12:19 AM, Iron-Hampster wrote:

At 10/5/08 12:13 AM, Biohazard1031 wrote: Cool, will you be moving to calgary, alberta by any chance?

are you a red neck by any chance?

BC RULES!

I am not a fucking redneck. quit the fucking jokes.

SORRY! lets just go for a cross country horse back ride and look at dry dirt and grain (thats like make up sex to them)

At 10/5/08 12:13 AM, Biohazard1031 wrote: Cool, will you be moving to calgary, alberta by any chance?

are you a red neck by any chance?

BC RULES!