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At 11/12/09 11:18 AM, TheMason wrote: The F-22 is a defensive aircraft while the F-35 is an offensive aircraft. The F-22 means the US can guarantee its Air Sovereignty. The Russians are testing our response times in Alaska, Canada and the open seas. Bear bombers have flown into our airspace and approached our carrier battle groups. The great thing about the F-22 is we can respond...and the Russians won't even know we've responded. We can deny them knoweledge of our response times.

Bad move. Anyone who moves first strike and invades Russia will lose their glorious empire or whatever the fuck they're trying to do. Napoleon Bonaparde had an empire conquered most of the world then he invaded Russia lost his empire at Waterloo. Adolph Hitler had an empire conquered most of europe Africa too did some horrible things then invaded Russia and lost his empire at Stalingrad. If we do this, It's all over! Besides it's better to have, well, better relations with Russia and have been trying so very hard for 20 years now. Did you know there's kids in Russia with a beer stand similar to a lemonade stand and these kids have a keg and 8 oz cups and will charge you anywhere from 25 to 75 cents per glass? Now any country that could allow that is okay in my book.

But then it started getting kinda vague when I found accusations of liberalism and evolution being religions too. I accept the theory of evolution and I have several liberal opinions on public matters. Is it possible to have three religions at once? I've never heard of something like that before.

You forget Gahndi was brought up on The Bible, The Korran, and The Hindu good book (don't know what it's called) Making him a Christian, a Muslim, and a Hindu and he was open with this. Didn't bother him therefore it shouldn't bother anyone.

At 4/3/06 08:30 PM, MisterDurando wrote: Well, I just had a debate about this in school, and frankly I'd love to hear some opinions from educated people. Was the bombing of Hiroshima and Nagasaki by the United States justified?
Hopefully I can get a big debate going here. = P

Fuck no. Bombing Hiroshima and Nagasaki was not justified. 1100 or so people died at Pearl Harbor a military base with military weapons and military regulars for the most part some civilians as well but it was essentially a military target. 25,000 people died instantly in the blast at hiroshima, 100,000 people died instantly in the blast at Nagasaki and an additional 60,000 would die due to complications from radiation poisoning, civilians all of them is not justified. Not only that, but what most people don't know is that there were so many cities in Japan had been completely leveled by months and years of conventional bombs cities equivalent to Cleveland or Cincinnati not that anyone cares about Cleveland or Cincinnati still horrible. And after the war was over The Japanese had very little money left to rebuild. took 'em a hell of a long time to get where they are today. I have nothing but sympathy for the Japanese people. I want to buy a Mitsubishi Eclipse. I love Animé and Manga... little bit of Hentai too.

Skeptics scoff at the idea that roswell ever happened saying if it was aliens why haven't we heard from them in 60 years. Well 60 years is utterly insignificant when weighed with the entire Universe which we now know to be 15 billion years old. We previously thought it to be 13.7 billion years we now know this to be the age of our galaxy. Of those 15 billion years, earth has only been around 4.6 billion years, of those 4.6 billion years humans have only been around 3 million years. Our existence is so insignificant if you compressed the Geological timeline of the Earth all 4.6 billion years humans will have only been around for 30 seconds. put 60 years on that scale it's only 50 nanoseconds not a lot of time.

One possible explanation, a "theory" you could call it is that the only means the Roswell Aliens could travel to earth faster than light flight prohibited by the law of relativity, a process of bending space and time as well to travel across vast distances of space. A process like that would be very difficult to trace for anyone who has the means of monitoring such a thing. Could've been making a quick getaway or could've been shooting for a more distant period of time or it could've been one huge mistake grave miscalculation in their navigation cost them their lives...or not, maybe one of them still alive working inside Area 51.

Now if anyone's still considering my driving directions earlier, I must stress this: Do NOT go to New Mexico exclusively for Roswell they've got a great many wonderful things to see, like Carlsbad Caverns, the grave of Billy the Kid and the museum, and DO NOT pass up Alamogordo that's the site where they first detonated the test of the atomic bomb on July 16, 1945 happens to be my Dad's birthday. Fear not you will survive as did I. however if you choose not to go to the trinity site, head for the space museum they have a simulator that lets you land the space shuttle on final approach. I succeeded my first try.

At 9/6/09 10:12 PM, Shukumei-the-Fox wrote:

At 8/12/09 11:58 PM, Iron-Claw wrote:

At 8/8/09 12:21 PM, gamer30hrplus wrote:

Time to debunk a crazy person! Yay!

Making assumptions and assertions of which you have neither the authority or knowledge of anyone or anything of the subject at hand.

Roswell happened in...1957, I believe.

You are wrong. Every source points to July 1947. I don't know where you got that year. Fox news right?

Actually, more false UFO photos used buttons, or were altered while in development.

Why? It's so much easier and far less time consuming to use a hat or hubcap from the 30's and 40's which is when most of these suspicious pictures of UFOs that look shockingly similar to hats or hubcaps from that era and no need for photo editing.

I agree with the rational people here who think you are either mentally unbalanced, or a complete retard.

Don't give a fuck what you or anyone else here or anywhere else thinks who could think such a thing.

This is funny.
Bungee-powered ejection seats were invented in 1910.
The modern design as we know it was invented in 1929 by Anastase Dragomir.
The design was perfected during WWII, and used on aircraft like the Heinkel He 280, the He 219 night-fighter, the Saab 21, the Saab 17, and the He 162.
On 17 August 1946, 1st Sgt. Larry Lambert was the first live American ejectee.

Oh, I'm sorry. Perhaps your confused? I said ROCKET POWERED EJECTOR SEATS. ROCKET POWERED EJECTOR SEATS. RO-CKET POW-ER-ED E-JECT-OR SEATS. You know the kind that fire the little rockets of fire that send the seat higher, farther and harder in order to get clear of an exploding jet fighter flying subsonic speeds and up once a section of the canopy is ejected. Are we clear now? This is the kind of ejector seat that set the standard for every modern jet fighter which didn't start from 1956 on through the F-14, F-15, F-16, F-18 on up to the F-22 and the F-35 and will continue so long as pilots are people and not computers. In order to accomplish this safely a pilot must descend below 25,000 ft and be traveling at subsonic speeds. ejecting higher than 30,000 ft with no respirator is bad. Ejecting at Mach 2.3 you'll be doing 50 Gs equivalent to being sat on by a hippo and there is a limit to the amount of times a pilot can do this in their lifetime. Ejecting at any higher than Mach 3 would be fatal.

What was your point again?

What's yours? You think that by getting loud and shitty to compensate for the fact you haven't done any actual research on the subject matter that you can bring me down. Please try again.

Somebody needs to give credit to the F-18, We've got another 20-30 years of effective use of out of that bird does mach 2 and it's just so cool a design. And why I am I the only one who says we could still have an effective use of the SR-71 I mean if anything we could use an aircraft that can out fox any bullet or missile now more than ever, but no. The federal government has declared the Blackbird "obsolete thanks to spy satellites" there's 1,001 things you can still do with a bird that can outfox any bullet or missile, Use your imaginations people!

At 10/19/09 11:39 PM, Yorik wrote:

At 10/19/09 11:06 PM, MlCHAEL wrote:

At 10/19/09 11:01 PM, Yorik wrote:
If that deal actually works out for them my only question is this: Where would they be taking off and landing?

Portland, Oregon.

That's perfect. We'd never expect that.

Of course! That is to say YOU would never expect that but WE In the northwest would!

But if you really want to hit where it's at you want to hit Seattle, Washington! Lot's of great shit there! Boeing headquarters where we built The Flying Fortress, The Super Fortress, the B-52, The B-2 and the F-35! And if you really want to kill off America all you would need is four nukes detonated one after the other on Seattle, Washington and then wait for the fallout the weather patterns will spread the radiation to the rest of The United States, void in Alaska and Hawaii Not that anyone anywhere at any given time could even find Seattle on the map! Take everyone else 3 days and that's if they're looking at a US map, If they're looking at a world map; could take forever!*

*not annotating you or anyone else should do such a thing, just stating the facts.

At 9/6/09 09:43 AM, FlamingDuckStudios wrote: If it exists, we would be able to find it on google earth

People can. People will. People have. I've got google earth open on my computer right now and am looking at Area 51. It would seem they've got a few new runways under construction. Also they have a baseball diamond. That's what I see from Google Earth. Perhaps you're confused? Do you not know what to type in? Do you even have google earth? Here's what you do, Type in any of the following:

Groom Lake, Nevada
Groom Lake near Rachel, Nevada
Rachel, Nevada

Or if that's too difficult just type in to google earth: Area 51

Oh sure, just because a guy's black automatically he was born in Kenya! You know there are many other fine countries in Africa besides Kenya like Tanzania, climb the tallest volcano in the world Kilimanjaro or South Africa great site for scuba diving find the coelacanth! I'd like to set the record straight Barak Obama was NOT born in Kenya nor Liberia although if he had been born in Liberia it wouldn't be an issue of being the president of America but I'll get to that later. Barak Obama was born in Hawaii and raised in Illinois. He was born in 1962 three years after Hawaii was annexed as the US fiftieth state but if he had been born before 1959 he still would be an American citizen as would anyone today born in Puerto Rico, Guam, The U.S. Virgin Islands or Liberia because they are still part of the US territories and once they turn 35 or older they are eligible.

John McCain was born in Panama so he would be ineligible to run for president. Although if you ask me that's the stupidest reason in the world why a person can't be president unless they were born in America. The first twelve US Presidents were not born in America, does that make them Unamerican? FUCK NO!!! Every foreign born American should be able to run for president, Like Arnold Schwarzenegger. I would like to see that.

Here's something that's been itching me for a very long time: In World War II England was the one to sink The Bismarck and you did it with an obsolete World War I biplane and a single torpedo against the most menacing battleship of its day and seemingly against all odds sunk it with just one plane and one direct hit from a torpedo and when it was over there was not a single ounce of pride in it by anyone and every year in England a small memorial service is held to honor those who died in the Bismarck, Why? Why no pride in that? The nazis were the most evil regime in history. We can go on and on all day who's more evil but I"m sure we're all in agreement the Nazis were evil. They got what they deserved. Still no pride in sinking The Bismarck, why?

At 7/26/09 03:17 PM, SeraphimFalling wrote:

At 7/26/09 08:14 AM, JackPhantasm wrote:

At 7/26/09 01:18 AM, SeraphimFalling wrote:

You'd feel even better if you blazed another one.

Also pot doesn't leave you with a hangover like alcohol.

Easily remedied: Caffeinated Dr. Pepper and tylenol, Iron Claw's cure for the hangover works for me every time! And alcohol in the blood stream clears out bad cholesterol, THC clings to your fat cells and doesn't leave your system for 30 days. Alcohol clears your system at a rate of 1 drink per hour. Research has been done to suggest that alcohol and moderation could be a cure for Alzheimer's.

At 7/26/09 09:37 AM, GLaDOSKitten wrote: The main reason marijuana has not been legalized like everywhere is because it is one of the main triggers for schizophrenia, depression and bi-polar.

That's a load of crap! You cannot contract schizophrenia or bipolar disorder through any means other than being born with it. No substance can do such a thing people are just born with bipolar we don't know why it happens but it does and it's not contagious either and you wouldn't want it anyway!

If it's any actual facts you want these are the facts:

Marijuana impairs you're decision making skills and slows your reaction time.
One Joint of Marijuana has as much cancer causing tar as four cigarettes it will give you cancer if you can smoke it it will give you cancer.
Medicinal Marijuana would not appeal to any Hemp Enthusiast because it comes in pill form an ordinary pill prescribed by a doctor and taken as directed which I'm sure violates some kind of religious implications that come from smoking marijuana as opposed to taking it as a pill would constitute blasphemy. Right?

At 8/8/09 12:21 PM, gamer30hrplus wrote: Area 51 does not exist.

Yes it does. Download google earth and go to groom lake Nevada. or Look at this.

I'll tell you this much Something happened at Roswell in July 1947. Something and not nothing! I got proof. Take a long hard look at that picture. take as long as you need. That's the landscape at the farm where whatever it was crashed there as of April 2002. notice the scar on the landscape huge burn mark round even. What could've left a scar like that on the landscape still visible 57 years later? Why else would it still be there? Don't know much about weather baloons but I'm pretty sure when those go down it's a relatively soft landing. Whatever left that mark was big clunky round and on fire! Don't let anyone tell you nothing happened! Don't tell me nothing happened! I been there! I saw it with my own two eyes and I've got a picture proof! Ironically enough we didn't find any piece of wreckage at the perimeter fence, but guess what we did find? A Hub Cap!:D For those of you who don't know the meaning, a lot of early photos of U.F.O.s as seen saucer shaped looked suspiciously like hats or hub caps tossed in the air. What would've been nice would be to find one from a '47 Ford, but it looked to be from a '92 Pontiac, still space age looking.

To get to the site head west on New Mexico highway 380 not far down the road is the farm on the left which is the site. The road is very narrow only two lanes and is not busy at all, the ideal place to land. When you're done there head east back to town slowly not far is a gate with a narrow dirt road, when we got there the gate was open, walk down it but don't go too far. There we found a few small red rocks we decided to keep and I found a nice big rock my teacher said he wanted one from roswell and I made sure to get it to him and it was from the crash site, my dad found a rusty safety pin he decided to keep, but the whereabouts of the smaller red rocks seems to be a mystery I swear I brought them home but I can't find them. No wreckage, unfortunately.

At the International U.F.O museum I learned that once again the Air Force lied about what really happened at Roswell in July, 1947 and that's the third time in 20 years by my count. According to the latest Official explanation of what happened is that the bodies were mistaken crash test dummies. Well the difference is pretty clear don't you agree?

Crash Test Dummies

Roswell Alien

That is the only picture I know of that has yet to be disproven by any media outlet. The difference is pretty clear to me. Now here's the problem: The Air Force used those dummies to test the first wave of jet fighters with rocket propelled ejector seats which wouldn't even exist until 1956 9 years later! The Air Force is LYING!

At 7/4/09 04:28 AM, ViolentAJ wrote: The Holocaust was faked. Look into it.

Full well it happened! Don't tell me it didn't happen! The evidence is overwhelming The Holocaust happened the body count from the ovens and gas chambers most could only be identified by their dental records and inso doing they found all their gold crowns fillings and bridgework was smelted into bullion carcasses piled high so high they built a mound most of which didn't even keep count! What evidence have you to the contrary? NOTHING! NOT A GOD DAMN THING!!! Just the most outrageous claim ever made! All who deny the Holocaust are worse than the ones who did it! You, sir, are worse than the ones who did it!

What is going on inside Area 51 and why? Is there any one of us who can tell us? Is there any one of us who knows for sure? Is there any one of us who works for Area 51 and is willing to share? Improbable, unlikely, implausible sure but not impossible. Anyone?

Question, What means this phrase: "Bob's your Uncle"

Also this word: "Bollocks" it's a profanity, I know but what does it mean?

At 7/12/09 10:23 PM, CommanderQ wrote: Wait, I think I missed something. Can somebody please explain to me why images of human bodies are considered "inappropriate" in the first place?

Because everybody everywhere is too easily offended by EVERYTHING!!! That's the trouble with our society! Society blows!

At 7/8/09 07:33 PM, aSquared94 wrote: Yeah Hitler was cool, he only killed like 6 million Jews, but I'm sure he had a good reason.......

Oh yeah! Like maybe he got too much shit in high school from Jews, Gypsies, Gays and everyone else on account his being a strict vegetarian or maybe his chronic flatulence or maybe his struggles as a painter couldn't quite get the hang of the ubiquitous gaze, LOL.

Go ahead and legalize marijuana. Also lower the legal US drinking age to 18. This has got to be the only country on Earth that makes you wait 'till you're 21 for alcohol! If you're old enough to Vote, Join the military and die in a useless war, smoke and tarnish you're body far worse and more excruciating than alcohol ever could in moderation then you're old enough for beer! There's just one minor problem with that: There is so much penalties for teens drinking underage as opposed to teens smoking underage. When an underage person is caught drinking it's a felony. When an underage person is caught smoking no one gives a shit! That's hypocrisy!

Trust me, the first thing to be repealed once marijuana is legalized is the smoking ban in all public places like California, New York City, The State of Washington and elsewhere. I will never smoke. I have enough trouble with lung capacity as it is. I can only hold my breath for 52 seconds. I also can't deal with the smell of anyone who does smoke. And to anyone who thinks me uncool for not smoking, I don't give a flying fuck what you say, you stink, I don't! The same people who gave me shit in High School for not smoking did the same for me wearing a helmet on my bike, wearing my pants waist high and wearing my seat belt. Bein' has never been more dangerous!

At 7/5/09 06:58 PM, SonicSheep wrote:

At 7/3/09 04:39 AM, Iron-Claw wrote:

One last thing: There's a question that's been burning in me for years. If the English invented the English Standard System of miles, ounces and pounds why then would they switch to the metric system?

The same reason most people switched to driving on the right hand side of the road... Because everyone else did.
And we saw that it was better than what we were using. Though we do still use imperial units for some things. Just not a lot anymore.

And being Islanders we will always drive on the left! :D Our Asian islander bretheren, the Japanese drive on the left to spite the world, just as we will continue it in Europe! :D

Thank you. An also thank you for answering in a courteous manner, I half-expected someone to treat me like an idiot. And thanks for letting me know that Japan drives on the left, I also plan on going to Japan at some point and you really don't get a clear picture from what I've seen portrayed in Animé.

New Question: What pray tell is a "Sheep Shagger?" I'd rather ask this question here and not anywhere in the british empire.

Hitler was a mass murdering fuckhead who took the coward's way out hunkering down into a hole with the Russian army marching in and Hitler poisons and shoots himself like a cravin' little coward! Anyone who Idolizes Hitler is a Fuckhead and a coward!

At 7/8/09 09:12 AM, ViolentAJ wrote: All praise be unto the Great Adolf Hitler, the Honorable Minister Louis Farrakhan, and the Venerated Dr. David Duke Ph.D.

Like this guy!

At 7/3/09 01:26 PM, Ericho wrote: The motto is "Everything by everyone" so I think we should allow hentai here as it's more about freedom of choice to do whatever you do.

Oddly enough, NG ads were mainly porn sites most of them were indeed hentai porn sites. They were, not anymore. When I first joined NG that's what every single ad on NG was saying "click here for free hentai" "Live hentai webcam chat here" one even said "Free hentai, type in preference here" was tempted to type in Fully Clothed

But seriously, If YOU want to make some kind of hentai flash deal for NG DO IT! Don't let anybody stop you! Especially not me! The moderators may, but I won't...

Hitler was a mass murdering fuckhead killed 12 million people in the holocaust, 6 million Jews and an additional 6 million Gypsies, Gays, people with conditions and twins. And by Hitler's "logic" He too should've been sent into the ovens too his grandfather was Jewish, one of his relatives she had a condition, and he had brown hair and brown eyes. Hitler was also a pathetic coward, in the end with Russia marching in on Berlin instead of him out in the streets with a panzer schreck he hunkers down into a hole and simultaneously poisons and shoots himself like a cravin' little coward! How anyone can idolize a coward like that is beyond me!

At 6/12/09 06:29 PM, SeraphimFalling wrote: I personally think this website would be better without hentia, or any other kind of porn.

Agreed. NG is NOT a porn site. We don't need that here. This is supposed to be telling a story to a certain extent, something we do see in Animé course always having that ever present Hardcore gratuitous nudity to which you will never get any complaints from the hardcore Animé fanboys...

At 6/11/09 03:14 PM, GoronMaster wrote:

At 5/19/09 04:40 PM, Patton3 wrote: It's still porn, even if it's animated. And tell me, how is this political?

only under defintion of porn is hentai porn, but it is also art, and I dont belive any art should be censored. So for me this is quite the query.

I agree. As a professional artist I will defend to the death all art forms no matter how controversial. The one thing I cannot abide in any media outlet even more so than the republican bias is censorship. You wanna do a whole lotta crazy shit in an animated media in which anything is possible, do it! And to anyone who doesn't like it? FUCK 'EM!

At 6/24/09 03:05 PM, BioEthanol wrote: Im half english half cornish so im an ethnic minority but i hate americans. Cos they are all fat and stupid. But i do like Tea and Crumpets and anyway GTA was made in Britain, but that has nuthin 2 do with anything cept stuff

Ouch! I'm the guy who's been defending you people and now you spring me with this? That hurts. I just want to go on the record and say that I may be A fat American, but I am not stupid! I'm much more mature and worldly, I know a great deal about the outside world. I care a great deal about the outside world. If I had a large sum of money at my disposal I would travel the world as I've said before.

Here's a good rule of thumb: Do NOT condemn an entire nation of good people based on the actions of a very small group of fascists. That's been the cause of trouble ever since the world began!

One last thing: There's a question that's been burning in me for years. If the English invented the English Standard System of miles, ounces and pounds why then would they switch to the metric system?

At 6/11/09 04:00 AM, Brick-top wrote:

At 6/8/09 07:40 AM, Iron-Claw wrote: I say that Canadian Mountie's uniform is much nicer, more dignified. I love Canada and I don't give a rat's ass what anyone else says!

Dignified? These people are guarding a queen!!

Mounties just ride around on horses and shout 'ay' all day long.

It's the uniforms. The buckingham palace guard's uniform is humiliating. The mountie's uniform looks more appealing.

I love the brits. Monty Python, Lara Croft, Elizabeth Hurley, Kate Beckinsale, Harry Potter-It's fun for anyone age 5 to 105, Eddie Izzard is funny as hell. I have to admit that Buckingham Palace Guard's Uniform is so humiliating, be fun to try and make him laugh! :p

I say that Canadian Mountie's uniform is much nicer, more dignified. I love Canada and I don't give a rat's ass what anyone else says!

At 5/19/09 04:35 PM, Cyan60 wrote: I think its time someone said something...
You shouldnt have to be over/at 18 in order to buy hentai,
know why?
Because it's just a series of lines that seem to form an image that resembles to eye of the viewer whatever is showed.
So by moral technicallity it is perfectly all right for any age to buy, oh and also the same applies for hentai movies.... yes, there are hentai movies.

Just because it's hand drawn and animated doesn't mean it's not still porn. Have you ever watched any hentai clips? It's perfectly clear to me most of the shit they put out would be too traumatic for kids. Don't get me wrong, I say it's perfectly okay for kids and teens to satisfy their own curiosity, but we have to set limits. When it comes to tentacles going in places they shouldn't, S&M and rape is where we must draw the line with what they should NOT be seeing for the first time.

At 5/31/09 04:52 PM, RussianGiant wrote:

At 5/31/09 03:36 AM, Iron-Claw wrote:
Anyone, that is to say any man who talks about Homosexuality as "an abomination" or "an affront to nature" is such a fucking hypocrite! They are not talking about the Lesbians, why else would some guys choose penthouse over playboy? We all love seeing two women going at it, I do, you do, they (the homophobes) do. Don't deny it. We love seeing two women doing just about anything with each other, Kissing, fighting, fucking, pillow fighting, rearranging sock drawers, We love it. We just do. Admit it.

well... those who oppose gay marriage aren't Hippocratic since gay and lesbian sex isnt gay or lesbian marriage.

They are one in the same. If you oppose gay marriage you are a homophobe. You sir, are a homophobe, you said it yourself, you find homosexuals creepy. And sex is an integral part of any long term relationship, at least that's the way it should be about love. The latter remains to be seen, do you get off on two women going at it? Yes or no?