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Luigi was ALWAYS the better jumper from the Super Mario Bros.

At 9/26/10 01:54 AM, barackobamanation wrote:

At 9/26/10 01:53 AM, Shabbo wrote: The only black comedian who was good, was Chappelle.

bullshit, chapelle is the funniest comedian ever but you got people like chris rock, chris tucker, katt williams, richard pryor, i don't even find white comedians funny (no racism)

What about jewish comedians? Black comedians like the ones you listed all of them good but I tell you no one has a better sense of humor than the jews.

An Elephant walks in frond of a naked man and asks "How do you breathe through that thing?"

Why is it in so many R rated Anime movies with full frontal nudity on female bodies that appear to be naked boobs exposed nipples showing but appear to be missing their pussy? When I look there, there's nothing there it's just flat. Whereas in the X rated Anime this is not as apparent. Why is that?

I'm offended by what I call "Closet Racists" what they are in fact Racists they make very racist remarks that are clearly racist when I call them on it they all say "That's not racist." So since they can't admit to it they are currently Closet Racists. The first step to overcoming your problem is to admit you have a problem and until you do, you will continue to have a problem.

Contrary to popular belief the cockroaches won't survive a Nuclear Holocaust. They're just as vulnerable to radiation as every other life form on this planet. And after every human being is dead either in the season of winter or Nuclear Winter the cockroaches will freeze to death because they depend on humans in their warm homes to survive the winter.

Just yet another Clusterfuck from the Republican party that's what would happen if Glen Beck was president. The last thing we need at this point in time is yet another Clusterfuck from the Republican party.

Because it's easier on them as opposed to men wearing tight jeans which squeezes our testicles too much which is quite painful. Women have the luxury of having those on the inside so they don't know that kind of strain wearing tight pants, until of course, they give birth.

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button. How dare they give THAT the oscar for best visual effects instead of The Dark Knight. Brad Pitt is overrated!

A priest, a minister and a rabbi are out on a fishing boat in the middle of a pond. The priest says "Hey, I forgot the bait back on the land! I'll go get it!" The priest gets out of the boat and walks on the water across the pond onto the land grabs the bait walks on the water across the pond back to the boat. The minister says "Hey, I forgot the beer back on the land! I'll go get it!" The minister gets out of the boat walks on top of the water across the pond to the land gets the beer walks on top of the water across the pond back to the boat. The rabbi says "Let me try that!" The rabbi gets out of the boat on to the water and sinks. The priest then turns to the minister and asks "Do you think we should tell him where the stones are?"

Q: Schwarzenegger has a big one. Michael j. Fox has a small one. Madonna doesn't have one. Libberochi never used his on women. The Pope has one but doesn't use it. Lucy never used Desi's. George Burns' is really hot. What am I talking about?

A: Last names.

Titanic! Most overrated movie in cinema history! Only two good things about that movie: Kate Winslet completely naked in a PG-13 rated movie and Leo DiCaprio DIES. Anything tries to make something from mostly nothing such as Leo DiCaprio being "good-looking" whilst possessing no real talent whatsoever. The only reason anyone says "he has talent" is because he's "good-looking" with no actual talent.

Continuity Error for Titanic: Guys that are as "good-looking" as Leo Di Caprio couldn't possibly possess the necessary talent to become an established artist they couldn't draw they're way out a wet paper bag! Especially Leo Di Caprio 'cause he has no talent besides his "good looks"

Uh-oh! I gotta donate blood in the morning!

"Barak Obama is a Nazi" Seriously what kind of moron would believe that? Everyone who's ever watched the History channel can tell you that's a load of shit! You see the nazis would never let him in. The nazis were all about filtering out what they deemed to be "inferior" Not Jewish, not gay, not having a mental illness, not gypsy, not inclined to speak out against the nazis, not Jehovah's witnesses, not a twin, not being white. They called it "Eugenics" I call it "Übercracker" I can say that, I'm German. That type of thing should never happen again.

At 9/14/10 04:50 AM, Tony-DarkGrave wrote:

At 9/14/10 04:07 AM, Iron-Claw wrote: Is that what you told Tony Lavier before he died? He was the one to pick Groom Lake when they asked him to. His dying wish was to be taken up to Area 51. You still wouldn't honor it?

nope government property you need clearance to get into places like that. and what does that old fuck have to do with this?

I figured as much you don't work for Area 51 you're just trying to take us for a ride if you did you would've known who Tony Lavier is.

Now if anyone else is wondering about Tony Lavier there would be no Area 51 without Tony Lavier he was a test pilot for the Air Force they told him they needed a site in the desert with a dry lake bed for emergency landings near a mountain so they could build a bunker deep within for Air Force Black ops projects that it would be top secret and he would be one of the first test pilots. He chose Groom Lake. He is indeed significant, important and worthy of prestige. That was Tony Lavier.

At 7/15/10 06:00 AM, Tony-DarkGrave wrote:

At 7/15/10 03:32 AM, Iron-Claw wrote: Give me a reason.

National Security. Development for Military Supremacy on the battle field, not letting them get in the hands of idiots plus the projects are US Property.

Is that what you told Tony Lavier before he died? He was the one to pick Groom Lake when they asked him to. His dying wish was to be taken up to Area 51. You still wouldn't honor it?

At 7/10/10 05:46 PM, Patton3 wrote:

At 7/10/10 05:21 PM, Tony-DarkGrave wrote: oh heres another one Ancient astronauts.

... the first time I heard that theory it caused me physical pain.

And everybody who has ever made such a statement ironically possesses a God Complex who would eventually be part of a crew landing on an Alien world of development by our standards be between 5000 BC and 500 AD land and be revered by the indigenous as "Gods" because they came down from the sky. They will play to this that they are a "God" and play God in the indigenous society which will irrevocably lead to destruction the consequences of which the indigenous will rise up and put your "Godhood" to the test the test of which is that if you are a true "God" you cannot die and when you do they will be all the better for it.

At 9/2/10 04:32 AM, FatherTime89 wrote:

At 8/30/10 03:41 AM, Iron-Claw wrote: Any man declaring "If women are allowed to breast feed in public I should be allowed to masturbate in Public."

Now THAT is really really stupid.

Any of you know of a woman who considers breast feeding to be a form of masturbation or sexually arousing?

I am most certain it is sexually arousing for women to be breast feeding they're just better at not showing it. Women are MUCH BETTER at that than men. I pitched to my cousin who did breast feed her baby "Doesn't that hurt?" I said. "Quite the contrary, it's quite pleasant." she said.

If you are a skeptic you are indeed a dick. Any argument ever raised against something by a skeptic is a googolplex of pseudonyms for "I'm a skeptic, vicariously I don't believe, vicariously I am a very unhappy person, vicariously everyone must now share my pain, vicariously I'm a dick."

That is EXACTLY what they are saying! An now you're gonna find another googolplex of pseudonyms for that exact same phrase as an argument against mine. Have at thee!

Pshaw! The only pseudonym for religion that's going to be affected or afflicted by us finding Aliens is The Aryan Brotherhood and The Ku Klux Klan! Who on Earth gives a flying fuck what The Aryan Brotherhood or The Ku Klux Klan thinks?! NOBODY! That's who.

The rest of the faithful religious community will either accept it at the time or come around in a couple of days, two weeks tops. And why is it I'm the only one maintaining Ezekiel's vision of the chariot is him having a Close Encounter of The Third Kind? It was ok for religion then and it will be justified by that excerpt when we find Aliens.

Any man declaring "If women are allowed to breast feed in public I should be allowed to masturbate in Public."

At 8/27/10 04:38 AM, satanbrain wrote:

At 8/27/10 03:26 AM, darkrchaos wrote: I would love to see aliens, i think it be cool but knowing humanity they come in peace and then we would kill them because we're stupid then they would kill us all in defense.

not if we have enough nukes.

Define irony: Everyone who has ever pushed for nuclear proliferation has never been able to pronounce nuclear.

At 5/6/10 10:46 PM, lilfozzy wrote: as I have said AND WE SHARE HIS IMAGE in OUR souls

and at the tower of babble HE SPLIT THE PEOPLE INTO DIFFERENT FORMS AND GAVE THEM DIFFERENT SPEECHES how has nobody found this

And I reiterate: Ezekhiel's "Vision of the 'chariot'" is him describing a close encounter of the third kind he had. Every Christian regardless of how asinine their sense of The Bible and how God works always says the same thing as sincere as they are when they're being asinine: "You know what? That's a definite possibility." Ezekhiel was ready, Pope Benedict is ready. I think that should be good for the rest of the religious community.

At 5/5/10 07:22 PM, 2ouis wrote: area 51 is just where they test planes and guns and even if there were aliens do you really think they would take them to area 51 or maybe take them somewhere else like under the seabed or somewhere that cant be found

Such a place does exist: A.U.T.E.C. Andros Island in the Bahamas, hard to get to and on the outskirts of The Bermuda Triangle so there are few who would trek there, ideal for "Black Ops Projects" as they say. If The U.S. Air Force has Area 51, The U.S. Navy has A.U.T.E.C. But that's a different discussion entirely.

Well, I said it before and I say it again:

Every single one of my enemies growing has at any given moment or indefinite period of time devoted themselves to the Idea that I was an "Idiot" never could site precedent, present any evidence hard or otherwise, or gave no reason at all yet every one of them honestly believed the most asinine, provocative, bigoted statements that always sounds like inebriation, limericks on the men's room wall at an inner city public high school, or The Supermarket Tabloids at least to me. Their defense was "No it was-" either Fox News, Homeland Security or Wikipedia! The Three Most Useless Institutions In The World! :P

Here's another drawback to the F-22: It doesn't work in the rain!

Not that that's a problem, I mean we're not gonna have another quagmire in the jungle, we've covered pretty much everything and it's perfectly clear we're not going back as soldiers, only tourists: Japan, Vietnam, Cambodia, The South Pacific nothing left except for tourism.

I saw this one political cartoon making a statement against The Face on Mars the more current images with better resolution that Viking 2 that to me looks less like a human face more like a Martian's face but that's a whole different argument. In this cartoon depicted what was supposed to be The Face on Mars with two cartoon astronauts standing in front of it declaring "Sure don't look like a face!" and as I'm looking at this I recognize this rock formation, to which I say "Of course it doesn't, it looks more like a rock face in Montana because it is a rock face in Montana, dummy. Not exactly the perfect crime you didn't change the sky from blue to pink or the rocks from yellow to 'rust' not orange. You see, the trick is, find an archive photo off of the internet unless you have an actual one from the place you've visited like a canyon or a bluff easier to do one with no vegetation use photoshop tint the rock formation a darker shade of orange the one you want is 'rust' between orange and red if it's the color of blood you've gone too far, if it's peach you haven't gone far enough. be sure to leave the skyline out of that then go to the skyline and tint the sky pink." You can't fool me with that! I been doin' that same trick on photoshop since I was fifteen!

pending further any legitimate Photograph some wise ass has the audacity to declare "It was done on photoshop" which includes but is not limited to Aliens, UFOs, Sasquatch, El Chupacabra, Mothman and there's also concentration camps and other war pictures that are to graphic for The Associated Press, Fox News, MSNBC, even CNN still declare "it was done on photoshop" the actual discussion goes as follows:

wiseass: It was done on Photoshop.
Me: What makes you think that?
Wiseass: I don't think I know.
Me: Are you adept at using Photoshop?
Wiseass: No.
Me: Do you know how to use Photoshop?
Wiseass: No.
Me: Have you now or ever used Photoshop?
Wiseass: No.
Me: WISEASS!!!

Anyone calling The Wilhelm Scream "The Lucas Scream" because they can't think of any picture shows that have that scream other than George Lucas's movies. And in case you don't know what that is

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At 12/5/09 09:37 AM, ReiperX wrote:

At 12/5/09 05:43 AM, Iron-Claw wrote:

At 12/2/09 03:26 PM, ReiperX wrote:

At 12/2/09 07:14 AM, Iron-Claw wrote:

1) Advance Warning System-Get the word out faster farther through means of a conventional Aircraft

We have radar, and radio for this, both of which are faster than the SR71. Unless you mean of another way it can get the word out faster. If so, please elaborate.

I don't have to. I don't need to. I'm not going to. These are one of those statements that are established so that any possible questions you could have are self explanatory. This is a statement like:

1. The Six Day War
2. Guatemala City
3. Colonial Minuteman
4. Joe's One Hour Photo

Any questions you could ask you don't need to because they're self-explanitory any possible questions you could have you don't need to ask yet there's always that one guy:

1. How long did it last?-About Six Days.
2. Where is that?-Guatemala.
3. How long does it take a colonial minuteman to get ready for battle?-About one minute.
4. How long does it take my Photos to develop?-About one hour.

Perhaps you should try an actual thought process before you flame someone/something you don't understand, mmm?

2) ICBM Interceptor-It can climb faster farther and Higher in 5 minutes than an F/A-18, F-22 or F-35 could ever dream through 1 selfless pilot's life to save millions, and if that gets you too broken up there's this:

So you are saying kamazazi a nuke? The chances of this even working are slim to none, you are watching too many movies.

Well that may be, but the rest of you sure seem to have that same flaw thinking an act of war against Russia is going a Constructive outcome rather than a destructive outcome. Try reading history sometime I think you'll find that everybody who tried that was destroyed.

This would require precision that very few pilots, if any could accomplish.

If they can handle a plane that flies in excess of 2,289 miles per hour and fly at 85,000 feet proficiently they can handle this.

3) Replace the pilot in the cockpit with a UAV computer-Now you don't have to worry about tragic loss of life or negative effects of G force strain and blackouts just make sure you still have someone in the control tower powering the Blackbird by remote.

UAV nav computers still don't have that kind of accuracy. And this would be cheaper and likely more dependable with a missile defense platform.

That's because they're still in the prototype phase these things take time The UCAV hasn't even been approved yet so give it time. It's still an actual idea have you any?

Spy satellites do a wonderful job. The Blackbird was a wonderful design for it's time, but the satellite can position itself in geosynchronous orbit above an area with much better sensors on it

And they're all gonna fall out of the sky along with the TV Radio and GPS Satellites sooner or later at some point I don't know when I don't know where but it's gonna happen.

Any evidence or reason for this? I know one day the systems will fail but it's likely that the 20 remaining SR71's would fail first. Since just over 1/3 of them were destroyed through accident during their service life.

Any evidence of it's extremely tiny radar cross section?

Yep. Straight from the horse's mouth Stealth was also an important element of the U-2 and SR-71 reconnaissance aircraft and it is a critical element in the ability of the Seawolf submarine to remain undetected deep under the sea. According to Alan Brown, who retired as Lockheed Corporation's director of engineering in 1991 and a man regarded as one of the founders of stealth, technologies to reduce radar cross section began almost as soon as radar was invented. The predominantly wooden de Havilland Mosquito was one of the first aircraft to be designed with a focus on low radar cross section. Stealth evolution carried us through the U-2 and SR-71 programs and then the F-117 - all pushing the design parameters further. Today Lockheed Martin is applying the lessons learned from this experience to its F-22 and F-35 designs. The science of stealth does not stand still. As the threat improves, so must the countermeasures. And each stealth characteristic is built into the platform appropriate to the mission.

And yet the SR-71 had radar lock on it many times, air traffic control could even spot them. They have reduced radar cross sections but they are still far from close to being undetectable. Some of the newer AA missiles could likely even take them out now.

Your proud F-22 is NOT undetectable. It has the radar cross section of a bird as does the B-2 bomber and that has still done a fairly good job thus far, has it not?

And of course, if the US planned on needing a Spy Plane, then the hypothetical Aurora would be a much better replacement (assuming it existed).

So why not go with the theoretical Aurua which can in theory do mach 5 or 6 instead of the clunker of a SR-71?

Why, because it's easier my boy, The SR-71 is available in existence now as in present tense not future tense Aurora is still R&D! You've got no right to criticize me I have the ACTUAL IDEAS you don't have ANY KIND OF IDEA FOR THE SR-71! NOT GOOD, NOT BAD, NONE AT ALL! Here's another one:

Prototype Starfighter, as in flies and fights in space, not the F-108 or whatever it was. start with the SR-71 Work your way up from there. It already flies at Mach 3 and 85,000 feet just needs an extra one up.

Regan was a fucking moron! He built Saddam Hussein's arsenal supporting him with Mustard Gas, Sarin Gas and all the parts necessary to build a scud missile to fight The Ayatollah of Iran. You know what else he did? He built Al-Quaeda trained Osama Bin Laden and the rest in an effort to invade The Soviet Union. What does Regan do? HE CUT AND RAN! Instead he decided to make peace with the Russians, vicariously Osama was pissed off vicariously he was exiled from his homeland of Saudi Arabia for suggesting they aid in Desert Storm, vicariously he was even more pissed off so he ordered 9/11 and that's all because of Regan the indomitable! There is however, a silver lining, you see anyone who pitches for invading Russia is the biggest fucking moron of them all! What happens when you invade Russia? You lose your glorious empire! Napoleon Bonaparde had an empire and invaded Russia then lost everything at Waterloo. Adolf Hitler had an empire and invaded Russia and lost everything at Stalingrad. Anybody else wishes to follow this course of invading Russia has been, is now, and forevermore shall be a fucking moron.