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I never fell for Twilight and neither should you or anyone you know or care about should never ever travel to this specific town in the State of Washington at which Twilight is set especially if they are vampires and if they do require blood they will surely die because that is the one town in the State of Washington-no scratch that-the entire world you would never/should never go because there are far too many big bad bloodsucking bugs that most people would/should have to go all the way to the far side of Montana or Wyoming to even come close to finding bugs at any rate that big except it's in the State of Washington so please stay the fuck away from that town! Go for Seattle, Tacoma, Olympia, Spokane, Pullman, The Columbia river gorge, The Channeled Scablands but not that town at which Twilight is set and any vampires will surely die if they come close to that town.

At 4/21/12 12:23 AM, psychopathy wrote: lol whaddya call a bunch of failed abortions????

answer:

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Don't forget warforger fli skunkyfluffy and violentaj. Seriously what were their parents thinking? And that's the truth! You just found yourself a partner!

The only decent legacy Ronald Regan had was his son and nothing else and his son turned out fine no thanks to Ronald Regan Sr. and there are those who want him on mount rushmore! Well I hate to bust your bubble but President Regan made Saddam Hussein's arsenal to get at Iran. He also made Al-quaida with Osama Bin Laden and trained them with the CIA for some kind of bigass invasion into the former Soviet Union. Guess what happened? Regan CUT and RAN like a cravin' little coward vicariously that made Al-Quaida and Osama Bin Laden angry vicariously Al-Quaida and Osama Bin Laden became an enemy of the United States of America and then he built 9/11 and it all went to hell because literacy was condemned by the Bush Administration and they couldn't afford to read the memo that could've and would've averted disaster but unfortunately literacy is "a very dangerous thing." so say the Bushies. It's all Regan's fault! There is no greatness in the Regan legacy except for Ron Regan (Jr.)

1. I wish to know the correct Japanese character for "Enlightenment." Can you help me? I wish to get it as a tatoo and would be most dismayed if it were anything but that word for the rest of my life.

2. What chances does a fat but friendly, outgoing and tall American man like myself have of acquiring a romantic infatuation with an attractive japanese woman? I do try to lose weight but it doesn't come as easy to me as others.

3. Why does the japanese Yen seem to have a much higher number for such a lower value i.e. the US Dollar seems to have a more realistic number for its overall value whereas in yen it's a very high number, why is that?

4. How warm is the sea water in Japan in the summertime? I've heard it's rather warm but I just wanted to be sure.

I'm offended by uptight white people so concerned with xyz being "offensive to xyz" therefore everybody must adjust accordingly when the substantial element of actual people who are offended are in actuality white people. Anyone else notice that? For any and all conceivable hypothetical things that could offend everyone who isn't white in actuality about 90% of the actual people offended are white people. Weird.

At 1/24/12 02:56 PM, Zultra wrote:
*Cough*ignoring the fact that those 3 are mental illnesses or was considered one till 1972, and that there are clinics and doctors out there that can cure the illness (some with a 99% success rate).*Cough*

The most stupid argument I have heard is,

"It's ok to let 10 year old children have sex opts"

That is one very large step closer to Aushwitz to treat homosexuality as a "sickness" for which needs to be "cured" then the next outcome is going to be Holocaust that's how it was before with Aushwitz and that's how it always shall be when people treat other groups of people as diseases. Well as far as I'm concerned anyone content with genocide is the real disease a walking parasite the human condition no longer applies because they've lost their humanity which is why they commit crime against humanity. Yeah? Well FUCK YOU ALL!!!

Oh man! People still confuse the term Homophobia and think the elements of fear and hatred are mutually exclusive? That is the dumbest argument of our time! No the hatred element is indeed part of Homophobia both the term and lifestyle and it's just so arrogant and belligerent to devote your entire life to such a cause the irrevocable outcome is Holocaust except they use the pseudonym "Ethnic Cleansing" and that's how you know they're up to no good. Also using pseudonyms like "Collateral Damage" and "States Rights" the translation of which is ""We're not at fault, nor are we responsible, nor are we apologizing" and "Needs White Supremacy" and that's a very bad thing.

And using terms like "Homophobia" as a synonym for both hatred and fear a true one it is because there is also another term of which the true meaning of which is hatred and fear just like homophobia the word is Xenophobia.

xen·o·pho·bi·a%u2002noun: an unreasonable fear or hatred of foreigners or strangers or of that which is foreign or strange.

from dictionary.com

I tell you what drives me nuts is anyone who can so easily confuse the difference between conspiracy theorists and the rest of us who are perfectly sane and happen to have a penchante for unsolved mysteries of the universe and there is a substantial difference between us and conspiracy theorists who are completely and utterly insane and are just trying to be famous. It's really aggravating. I prefer the term Cryptozoologist.

George W. Bush's Secret Playlist:

"American Idiot"-Green Day
"Head Like A Hole"-Nine Inch Nails
"It's Raining Men"-The Weather Girls
"Sympathy For The Devil"-The Rolling Stones
"Girlfriend In A Coma"-The Smiths
"Rock The Casbah"-The Clash
"Cocaine"-Eric Clapton
"War"-Edwin Starr
"Ohio"-CSNY

The last time I beat Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic I I completed it in 29 hours 30 minutes which is most definitely an accomplishment because most RPGs take upwards of 70-80 hours. Most people don't have nearly enough free time on their hands for 70-80 hours not that having too much free time on your hands is a bad thing it really isn't! How else would we make work for NG?! So nuts to anyone condemning those with too much free time on their hands!

Are you serious? 3D0 cost $699? No wonder my family didn't buy it! Well from a game standpoint it really did have quite the promising selection that was very appealing and I do remember the controller was very user friendly as opposed to CDI unfortunately the manufacturers set their price too high but the rest of us can default to Playstation because every single game from 3D0 was remade on Playstation.

I really can't tell you how many life forms I've killed in the Video Game world because I don't keep track and I don't feel compelled to. I can guarantee you it is quite a lot. But do you know how many peoples I've killed in the real world? How many live guns I've fired off? None at all. And I'd like to keep it that way. I don't like really loud noises that can be potentially fatal depending on where they land it frightens me at least in the real world not in a video game. I'll still use lethal weapons in a video game.

God of War! It's just a blatant rip-off of Devil May Cry! Sheesh! Can't anybody do a decent and original storyline anymore?!

Philip's CDI hands down, no contest, absolutely, positively, no doubt about it worst video game console ever! God who designed that piece of shit? Someone who didn't like video games that's for sure! There's a word for that: Planned Obsolescence.

I believe that religion is far from the core of the whole homophobia or any variant form of prejudice at whichever installment at one point became the norm for Black people and Jewish people and racism that at the time was justified "because God said so" that is what the racists declared and they were wrong, but it is not because of religion it is because of fundamentalism and never the two shall be connected.

And now the same norm has been applied to Homosexuals and Arabs for prejudice and once again it is fundamentalism that is the culprit not religion and also racism and unfortunately there's an awful lot of tolerance for this intolerance and I pray that this will end much sooner than the rest. I however am not looking forward to what we have next at this installment which is going to be Liberals and Immigrants and after that...there's nothin' left so then we can finally hate people for who they really are! :P

At 12/3/11 09:20 PM, MrFlopz wrote:

Zionism: A political movement based around the idea that Jews have the right to establish and hold the state of Israel as a Jewish nation.

They have every right to establish Israel because they were there in the Judea province for 3,000 years it was never the muslim's land in the first place not only that they didn't even exist until around the 5th century A.D.

So what you mean to tell me is that all people who oppose this forced expulsion are anti-semites?

Nope. Semites are Palestinians SEMETISTS are Jews the word you should be using is "Anti-Semetists" if you wish to turn in proper you should know the actual terminology if you wish to validate your argument.

:: That is comparable to saying that the Native Americans and Mexicans who opposed Manifest Destiny only did so because of some spontaneous, deep seeded hatred of white people. The arabs are victims of Zionism in the same way that the Native Americans and Mexicans were victims of Manifest Destiny when we stole their land.

WRONG! Do you know who had the land from the start? THE JEWS it was their establishment for 3,000 years it is they who qualify as the natives not the Muslims. DU-UH!

And don't come crying to me for the suffering of any other ethnic group on Earth because it is The Jewish People who have suffered longer and far worse than anyone else on Earth 5,000 years! Muslims fall short 1,500 years and to say anyone has suffered more than the Jews well then THAT is the dumbest argument ever!

As far as "anti-gay marriage = homophobia", I disagree but I'll let that one slide. Many people disagree with it only for religious reasons or think marriage should be defined a certain way... But most of them just hate gay people in general, so I don't really care if you make fun of them. I believe the majority of people against gay marriage are bigoted homophones but it would be ignorant to say that they all are.

Then give me a reason that is not bigoted as to why you oppose it and maintain yourself to not be bigoted. Give me a reason. Give me an actual reason. Not what some would consider a good reason or a bad reason an actual reason. I have been unable to find a single individual with a single reason of any kind.

Cruel Intentions it's practically a G rated erotic thriller all they ever do is TALK about the sex they are having instead of showing the act I sincerely doubt they even did the actual act itself! Perfectly good waste of time money and effort. I decided to hell with 2 and 3!

At 10/19/11 03:08 AM, SolInvictus wrote:

At 10/19/11 01:18 AM, Iron-Claw wrote: The only reason people make fun of other people is because they have absolutely no security in themselves whatsoever and have to make other people feel bad about themselves as well.

not the dumbest argument ever but i find its a little overused, especially in the context of bullies. being a dick is fun sometimes. :D

most speciallees on the interwebs.

In my experience those same exact statements by same individuals in order to compensate had to to a hell of a lot of sucking up to their superiors to compensate when disciplinary proceedings ensued in the end they're not being themselves a dick they're the one sucking it! In actuality they're cocksuckers and anyone rallying to them is next in line.

Anything and everything in defense of the following "Great Performers"

-Leonardo DiCaprio
-Hayden Christensen
-Freddie Prinze Jr.
-Brad Pitt
-Dane Cook
-Dennis Miller
-Hugh Grant
-Timothy Olyphant
-Frank Caliendo
-Daniel Tosh
-Justin Timberlake
-Mel Gibson
-Claire Danes
-Lindsey Lohan
-Hillary Duff
-Britney Spears
-Christina Agullera
-Jessica Simpson
-Mandy Moore
-Ashlee Simpson
-Shannon McRandle
-Tina Fey

Right from the start I told everybody I did not like these individuals at all usually you can tell based on the following:

-Said individual is just another looker with no actual talent whatsoever
-Said individual is just too unattractive and how it is they managed this far is beyond me
-Said individual is minting that which is offensive to all 5 senses

And those what I told most of them told me that I was crazy, that as long as they were hot nothing else mattered, that I had freakishly high standards, that I had freakishly low standards and lo and behold 1 in 3 turned out to be a repeat offender of felonies/responsible for killing off the franchise in the most gruesome means possible/selling themselves out to make a statement they don't themselves believe at the cost of making a shitload of money. They were wrong. I was right. I am no psychic I just have better hearing than most and am smart enough to know deductive reasoning and elementary logic it's not that difficult to do really.

Pending further any and all TV Psychics namely John Edward who monopolize on such a practice when in actuality it's just deductive reasoning and elementary logic except that guy often provides diarrhea of the mouth which in the end proves himself to be a shit head.

Castlevania for NES was not nearly impressive as Castlevania 64 and I have never understood people that declare the side scroller the only way to go with things like Castlevania, Spider-Man and Sonic The Hegehog which I believe transferred quite nicely into 3-D and as far as I'm concerned they honestly don't need to go back.

I'd say every single Leo DiCaprio movie that tries to call attention to his talent and being anything but yet another pretty boy with no actual talent whatsoever and the only thing he is now then and always shall be is yet another pretty face who gets a whole bunch of money he didn't earn on talent just looking good physically. I wish I had $100 for every occasion someone tried to maintain indefinitely "He has talent!" I'd have $4.3 million and I guarantee you it is all an illusion because said someone is distracted by his good looks physically which gets said someone off therefore only the illusion that he has talent arises. I am actually grateful it was not him as Anakin Skywalker in Star Wars episode 2 and 3 and indeed he is the only one that would be far worse to cast I remember everyone was makin' like "Leo DiCaprio is gonna be Anakin!" but on multiple occasions he turned them down and to watch him burning up would send the wrong message because if that were Leo we'd be rocking out to "Burning For You" by Blue Oyster Cult whereas with Hayden Christensen it's actually sad to see it happen.

Iron Claw has spoken!

Mission Vao from Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic as seen from the Dark Side Path that how are you this well Bastila is a total bitch all high and mighty and high maintenance Mission Vao is kind and cheerful and keeps up good optimism at the time was 14 soon to be 23 now I just wish it would've come closer to that age but instead we have to settle for Bastila a spoiled Jedi Princess that in the end succumbs to the dark side and to use her on the dark path and Mission won't stand for that and stands opposed and doesn't stand a chance against a Jedi and it broke my heart having to kill her. I really hate that aspect.

Damn straight The Big Bang Theory sucks! There are far too many networks in my area that are running up far too many time blocks of shows that are just not funny like the big bang theory I don't get what they think they're running up 7 or 8 so-called different characters that are the same characters duplicated 7 or 8 times essentially clones they never differ in anything they do or think. So you can either be getting rid of these stupid-ass shows or legalize marijuana PDQ otherwise I can't possibly laugh at these shows.

At this iteration the church seems to claim gay marriage is an abomination to god in addition to homosexuality. Before that it was interracial marriage and interracial relationships at the time declared an abomination to god so they said. Before that it was women getting the right to vote at the time declared an abomination to god so they said. And that process continued through Jews and Gentiles getting married and freeing the slaves the very same statement made by the church at the time well all of the above are wrong to do such a thing especially when they're trying to put some kind of religion in their favor to be any variant sect of xenophobia is not an actual religion it is fundamentalism it is terrorism.

"I'm anti-Zionist but I'm not Anti-semetic."

"I oppose gay marriage but I'm not a homophobe."

"I don't mean to sound Xenophobic but [insert something Xenophobic]"

"I don't mean to compare xyz to Hitler but [Insert a comparison to Hitler]"

Clearly every one of them is either Anti-semetic, Homophobic, Xenophobic, making a comparison to Hitler.

I'd say anyone and everyone who ever came out against Michael Moore because of his movies and these same individuals openly admit to having never seen a single Michael Moore movie. I tell ya writing bad reviews for movies you've never even seen is a high grossing natural product! Just like Roeper!

At 11/9/11 03:14 AM, Ryanson wrote: Batman and Robin

Absolutely! Batman and Robin essentially killed The Batman Franchise up to that point and consequently a great many Comic Book to movie franchises were either cancelled or delayed for many years. It took the Batman franchise 10 years to recover after that. It's all McDonads' fault their Happy Meal is exactly what killed the franchise because the studio was more concerned with marketing rather than telling a decent story ask any comics enthusiast they will tell you the same thing The Happy Meal killed the franchise so if you're making a comic book know this: McDonald's can't have any part of the marketing for the movie adaptation! None at all!

The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time was a highly enjoyable Game but the ending is sooooo aggravating and Heartbreaking after going through 3 temples as a 7-year-old and 12 temples as a 17-year-old and 2 phases to defeat the final boss Gannondorf and Gannon and after all that instead of Zelda and Link making love all night long* instead Zelda asks for the Ocarina of Time back then goes "and now we say goodbye." SON OF A BITCH! And she doesn't even kiss him goodbye! SON OF A BITCH! What were they thinking putting that kind of aggravating ending in what was supposed to outshine Final Fantasy VII?! IT DID NOT OUTSHINE THE ENDING TO FINAL FANTASY VII YOU SONS OF BITCHES! And why is it Zelda's tits are big full but blocky and unpleasant on a 64 bit engine whereas Tifa's tits are big full and ROUND on a 32 bit engine?! You've got some serious explaining to do, Miyamoto!

*It is the consensus amongst most gamers that while most Electronic Games that involve a romantic subplot never show the act of the couple copulating we're pretty sure that's exactly what they would be doing after a long hard quest there would and should be some reward and after being together that long and nearly dying they would arrive at the decision to copulate

A while back Al Gore's son had a little trouble with the law he was driving in his hybrid doing 100 Miles an hour and got pulled over turns out he had 200 Kilos of Marijuana and the republicans can't believe it they say "Holy Shit! A Hybrid can do 100 Miles an hour?!"

"Reverse Racism and Racism are exactly the same thing."

Well for those of you who did not have the luxury of attending the public school forum at all let me inform you of what "Reverse Racism" is which goes as follows:

Reverse Racism is when a person of a certain race is treated BETTER deliberately specifically because they are that race in which is not racist it is in actuality the very opposite it's hospitality to an individual of that certain race not necessarily a "bad thing" one could hypothetically be offended by such but as far as I'm concerned if you're gonna be nicer to me because I'm either German, English, Irish, Nordic, Italian, French or Native American I won't stop ya.