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I've been sayin' this same damn thing every damn time for the past 12 damn years: I guarantee everything and everyone on fox news is never dealing with the facts it's just Their opinion, Social Commentary and the latest Republican and Right Wing scare tactic to eradicate all conscious Thoughts, Opinions and Ideas that are New, Original and Different and anyone who possesses those is "A Communist" and "CNN stands for Communist News Network" HA! You people don't even know what Communism is! I do but I'm not gonna tell you that's something you're gonna have to research all by your lonesome. Properly speaking I am a Democrat as such I am for Democracy vis a vis I stand firmly opposed to Communism and also Fascism which is exactly what has been the norm for The Republican Party and The Right Wing for the past 12 years.

It's really quite hilarious the abnormally large amount of credulity these clowns can put in Fox and "Friends" they don't have one tiny iota of credulity/compassion/sanity so why the fuck should anyone believe Fox News? If you do you must have a room temperature I.Q. in METRIC!

DISCLAIMER: Yes, I realize this is indeed a long bump but rest assured it is indeed justified. It would seem someone else has started a redundant thread which is against the rules. I'm not trying to be up on mods I just know the rules and this will not be a repeat of Area 51. Trust me.

It would be a great value to America to legalize marijuana nationwide and subsequently worldwide and also to tax marijuana and you can and will erase debt and stimulate the economy and Lord knows there are plenty of states like California and nations like Ireland and Greece who most definitely require an economic stimulus and you will have plenty of fertile ground at least in Ireland and Greece I'm not so sure about California's fertile ground it's the most polluted state in the union it's a lost cause. You would most definitely cut down on the overcrowding in prisons which has nothing to do with too much crime, oh no, it's because of too harsh a penalty on the most minor of "drug infractions" i.e. Marijuana or Hashish use that is illegal in most states the difference being the law in most states is a minor infraction but the bureaucracy gives them freakishly harsh penalties. And to those bureaucrats I say: FUCK YOU ALL!!!

The bill to legalize marijuana in my home state of Washington passed in a landslide! =D And it goes into effect 5 days ago so there's no need to defect to Southern California where it's still illegal and polluted you can instead come on up to my Home state of Washington where the air is fresh and clean* and the crime rate is at an all time low especially now that marijuana is legal. :-P

*Void in the city of Tacoma not that you need to visit. Tacoma : Seattle :: Staten Island : New York City

"Hemp Enthusiasts" as I call them because a term like "stoner" is such an ugly word so instead I call them Hemp Enthusiasts are about the most mellow, relaxed, nonviolent/not prone to violence/not inclined to be violent/just not gonna be violent and happy people I have ever been acquainted with you just don't want 'em to drive or babysit when they're stoned but that's not an issue with me I don't have kids and I'm not going to. I devote to them all my love and look forward to many years of getting high and legal and if anybody doesn't like it they take it to some far, cold and barren place where the sun doesn't shine!

One of mine was when I made a big mistake and overloaded a terminal in KOTOR 1 and in so doing killed me and my entire party in the ensuing blast. Never did that before at that specific terminal and I sure will never do that again ever.

The Virtual Boy was a pisspoor job of doing virtual reality in 3-D on a 2-D screen! WHAT THE FUCK?! I took one look through it at the store and was disgusted! Thank God I didn't buy Virtual Boy!

Full Throttle was definitely the ideal splicing of Heavy Metal without which I never would've known of The Gone Jackals I highly recommend them. Rock on.

God of War! It's just a blatant rip-off of Devil May Cry! Can ANYONE DO AN ORIGINAL GAME ANYMORE???!!!

Kingdom Hearts! It was a bad enough Idea to do a crossover with a bunch of Disney characters in a Final Fantasy VII quasi plausible crossover and nothing against Disney not at all the problem was what they did that was God Awful! Essentially It's all up to Mickey Mouse he's the ultimate weapon and seals whatever pure concentrated evil away in the closet and the guy and the gal can't see each other again but somehow make it back to each other. Pathetic. To make matters worse they choose a lame ass pop song for the end credits and that song just soooooo lame ass makes Christina Agullera look like Joan Jett! LAAAAAAAAAAME!

Fuck Iran! Iran does not have a snowball's chance in hell of being in any way upstanding or honorable or remotely close to adequate machines capable of any chance of "beating Iran" you may say? Mmm...that's not smart. The Israeli Secret Service is the absolute toughest military on the planet. You do not mess with them. They are much better equipped than any other military on the planet. If you or any other person you know or care about need an ally in The Middle East go with Israel. Israel is a win win situation. ;)

Anything from Homeland Security. Seriously, what kind of fucking moron would openly believe/credit/stand behind/enforce the following:

"We can no longer allow toenail clippers on an airplane because someone might try to hijack an airplane with toenail clippers."

"We can no longer allow lighters but matches are ok on an airplane."

"We can no longer allow hair gel on an airplane because someone might use that as a makeshift incendiary device."

"We can no longer allow shampoo or conditioner on an airplane because someone might use that as a makeshift incendiary device."

"We can no longer allow a standard issue fire ax or standard issue fire extinguisher in all commercial airplanes because someone might use them to hijack an airplane"

Homeland Security is more like Homeland IDIOCY!

warforger, Dew, swaginabag, VJF, shupapulettathefox, fim, gorond, violentaj, dixrevolution, symbolcymbal, fli, thegoatman, toxtravis, tsukitome, skunkyfluffy, youngandwise, gagsy, tonydarkgrave, zachary, raxorio, ejr, kisame, mariethemonkey, gorond, thegreatone, hungariansupermarket, 91cds, michael, yonk, themason, jbkaiso, reiperx, horseloverfrost, kicktheking, jedislayem5, grizli, mushookieman, dawnslayer, psychopathia, oolaph, brianetrius satanbrain, creek, ryderomega, memorize, patton3, scte, sexualemo, sfs1313, sineryder, mr.flopz, chupacabras69, skhm, zj, criticsquid, snakeskull, cuteandfuzzy, and solidtoad are flying high in a big expensive airplane over The Marianas Trench and due to their inability to take notice of actual factual events in recent years or due to their inability to listen to reason and logic booked their flight on
America West Airlines where the common practice at the company was that the pilots loooooooved to fly drunk as a fish but those poor saps didn't care and didn't listen to reason or logic and their America West Airlines plane piloted by drunken degenerates crashed into the ocean and sank to the bottom of The Marianas Trench the lowest point on our planet as such the intense water pressure crushed the plane, the drunks and the saps like a tin can under a buick! And then The World as we know it changed for the better. Dogs loved Cats. Fish were spawning and reproducing in vast numbers in crystal clear water. The Left Wing and The Right Wing settled their differences and said "Ah what the hell? Let's just be friends!" Foreigners were no longer condemned abroad or at home. The many religions of the world declared "Ah what the hell? Let's just all get along!" And happiness was throughout The Planet Earth.

The Republicans feel obligated to fight tooth and nails at everything and anything President Barak Obama supports. For what? I really couldn't say for some odd reason they oppose everything and anything Obama is for except in every single case it's exactly what the Republicans have been screaming for since the dawn of time. Obama could legalize fishing with dynamite nationwide and The Republicans will vote it down because Obama supports it. (Not that he would/should) Obama could legalize any and all assault weapons to any and all civilian personnel nationwide and The Republicans will vote it down because Obama supports it. (Not that he would/should) Obama could approve Oil Drilling in Alaska and The Republicans will vote it down because Obama supports it. (Not that he would/should) Trouble with that is The Republicans have been pitching those same exact stances from the start. Bunch of hypocrites! I'll tell ya why The Republicans feel obligated to fight Obama tooth and nails on everything and I know all of you have been thinking the exact same thing but you've just been too afraid to say it but I'm not: It's because President Barak Obama is BLACK! It's because he's BLACK and THEY DON'T LIKE BLACK PEOPLE!!! Vicariously, they are racist! They're all a bunch of Crackers, Rednecks and Peckerwoods, QED! FUCK 'EM ALL!!!

Wars fought in the name of one or more Gods does not please one, The, or any God it makes all decent deities and anyone who died at the hand of Crusades, Inquisitions and Jihads cry and all sinister deities laugh maniacally. That is not "righteous," "piety," "deliverance" or whatever the fuck the holy war perpetrators called it it is the following:

Fundamentalism
Terrorism
Arrogance
Genocide
Holocaust

Under no circumstances can the holy war be anything but the previous four. Period. End of story. And I guarantee you every one of the Crusaders, Inquisitors and Jihadists and any other fuckhead who thinks one or more Gods is on their side I say:

I got some baaaaaaaaad news for ya! You've sealed your deal for a one way ticket to HELL!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!

Face it! That's where they all end up! What kind of fucked up God(s) would approve of that?! NONE AT ALL!

I tell ya, any "argument" from anyone totally convinced of their own "superiority" whereas the very contrary is that they obviously have no just cause to credit themselves thusly considering they've got a room temperature I.Q. in metric and somehow qualify as "superior" It's just pathetic. And the only thing more pathetic is rallying to support said moloderus ignoramus. It's hardly "enthralling" I believe it's hilarious to watch such idiocy! And that's the bottom line! : P

If you want to get technical I did not "rat this guy out" so to speak but I did say what he'd done that I could've just as easily kept my mouth shut but I was 14 at the time I was inexperienced in life and I did talk trash but only to those who deserved it and they did but that's another story all together. A very good friend of mine in High School had a little bit of a drinking problem at a much earlier age he doesn't drink in excess any more though and now he's 27 so it's no longer an issue. One day he brings a small portion of beer in a 2 liter pop bottle, says it's cream soda, first offers Colby a drink he takes it and if he doesn't like it he tries not to show it. Then my friend lets me smell what's inside the bottle and I know it's beer. Then I just blurt it out thoughtlessly in first period. He was then forced to take a breathalyzer and what pisses us both off is that his BAC was .00 not drunk at al, son of a bitch! He was then forced to wait until he was 21 before he could get his drivers license, son of a bitch! Yeah? Well FUCK 'EM ALL!!! I feel terrible about it!:( But it's all in the past he has his driver's license now and at 27 he's old enough to drink but he doesn't in excess which I am very proud of him and he's much happier too.:) And now he's even sworn a life debt to me!:D So I believe I can move past this but it still pains me to this day

Question: What does it say on the bottom of Pop Bottles in The Taliban?

Answer: They say "open other end"

At 2/24/12 03:59 PM, MrFlopz wrote:

At 1 day ago, Dani-is-a-wizard wrote: "Gay marriage leads to Bestiality and Pedophilia."

The same argument was used against interracial marriage. People really need to pull their heads out of their asses. "If a white woman can marry a black man, what's to stop her from marrying a donkey or a chimp?" Fucking retards.

And yet you openly oppose Gay Marriage as you said before. Convenient. Hypocritical. Dumbest stance ever.

At 11/18/11 10:21 PM, MrFlopz wrote:

At 11/8/11 01:51 AM, Iron-Claw wrote: "Reverse Racism and Racism are exactly the same thing."

Well for those of you who did not have the luxury of attending the public school forum at all let me inform you of what "Reverse Racism" is which goes as follows:

Reverse Racism is when a person of a certain race is treated BETTER deliberately specifically because they are that race in which is not racist it is in actuality the very opposite it's hospitality to an individual of that certain race not necessarily a "bad thing" one could hypothetically be offended by such but as far as I'm concerned if you're gonna be nicer to me because I'm either German, English, Irish, Nordic, Italian, French or Native American I won't stop ya.

If it's easier for a white man to find a job, that's racism. If it's easier for a black man to find a job than a white man, that's still racism. It's the same thing. I'm not saying reverse racism is at the same magnitude as some of the extreme racism we have had in the past or racism that still goes on today. I'm saying that by definition of the word "racist" discriminating against white people is racism.

Nope. And that is going down on the list of the dumbest argument ever! And that is racism. To believe such is racism and a racist stance. Get some street smarts in addition to book smarts they are mutually beneficial I guarantee it.

At 11/17/11 11:35 PM, SadisticMonkey wrote:

At 11/11/11 02:27 AM, Iron-Claw wrote: I'd say anyone and everyone who ever came out against Michael Moore because of his movies and these same individuals openly admit to having never seen a single Michael Moore movie

Please, the vast majority of his critics have seen his films. They're fucking retarded pieces of shit.

HA HA HA HA! You expect me to believe any of that? I do not. No one does. I know every single "critic" as you say after much deliberation admits having never seen that film in question or any of Michael Moore's films if you ever listen as have I to the entire interview you too would know that as do I. The proper pseudonym is not "critic" it's ASSHOLE!

That's another thing that is indeed the dumbest argument ever a bad review of a genuinely good film or any other entertainment piece in the industry! I tell ya critics are the most insignificant, absolute lowest life form, bottom rung of the evolutionary ladder of the creative process! If it were up to me I'd take all the world's critics, clock 'em over the right temple with the corner of a brick and then roll 'em up in a carpet and throw 'em off a bridge! HA HA HA HA!

With Michael Moore's films you simply cannot be anything but educated, informed and understanding of the facts that Fox News not only won't show you it can't show you because anything and everything that is wrong with The System, The United States of America and The Right Wing, relative it may be and indeed is, but they can't do it because they'll get sent to Gitmo just like everyone who speaks out against them. That is why Fox News is a Useless Institution. And let the record show that Rupert Murdock is an Australian and a member of The Right Wing, what it is in Australia I don't know but there's no such thing as a "Democrat" nor Republican in Australian politics there is however The Right Wing and The Left Wing and when in the international arena that is what you have to say. Rupert Murdock is in essence The Mel Gibson Aussie because Mel Gibson has gone Cuckoo and in trouble yet again. Seriously what the fuck is wrong with him?

At 2/10/12 02:51 PM, MrFlopz wrote: Iron-Claw? Where are you?

This may come as shock to you but unlike some people I have better things to do then spend every single nanosecond let alone a couple of months at a computer debating with people who are not important at least not to me I donâEUTMt care one tiny iota about you/for you! I have been rather busy taking care of relatives who are indeed very much Important to me and the rest of people who do indeed matter to me and no matter what you say, no matter what you think I said and did NOT say and NEVER WILL say because it was you who said it not I and no matter what you say, no matter how many times you say that thing that is NOT true it doesnâEUTMt make it true because itâEUTMs a lie. Now pay attention and be sure to read the ENTIRE post because afterward I am done with you and this so called âEUoeargumentâEU of yours that is wrong on most levels.

1st The Hebrews made an Exodus out of Egypt and then settled in Canaan which was what they called the land in which they settled in long before they called it ISRAEL and were then known as The Isrealites about 3,000 years ago thereforeIsrael belongs to The Jews NOT Palestine NOT Islam NOT Arabia! You really think The Canaanites and The Hebrews are different races? Wrong theyâEUTMre the same. 3,000 years ago there was no Islam then not until the 6th century A.D. and any former residents of Sumeria, Acadia, Mesopotamia, Persia, Iraq, Iran had yet to migrate to again, The Judea Province which is currently the republics of Palestine, Israel, Lebanon and western Jordan and now, in 2012 that is what the land is that about 3,000 years ago and until The 6th Century A.D. was known as âEUoeJudeaâEU By The Hebrews/Canaanites/Israelites/Jewish Peoples/Jews/Jesus/JesusâEUTM Disciples /Christians/ Catholics/ Lutherans/ Protestants/Methodists/Baptists. I canâEUTMt believe you didnâEUTMt know what or where Judea is and if you were to have a valid argument I suggest you be adequately prepared and researched before you jump to conclusions that were never stated, merely annotated, and then make accusations that are false.

2nd I have no hatred whatsoever suffice it to say to those who donâEUTMt deserve it based on race, sex, religion, sexual preference, point of origin, class, annual income, age, etcetera, but if you or anyone else you know or care about which is of no consequence to me and if and when they do or cross me, I am NOT going to treat them nicely or with respect of which they obviously donâEUTMt deserve. Only a fucking moron would. IâEUTMm not.

3rd Arabia and Islam are two different ethnicities. Surprised? Yeah, me too but itâEUTMs true. And if you honestly believe there has NEVER BEEN a single racist, death threat, act of war, terrorist attack or declaration that has since proven to be weapons grade bullshit but they make âEU~em nevertheless from a Fascist in Arabia or a Terrorist faction in The Middle East by Yasir Arafat, Saddam Hussein, Ahmadinajad, The Taliban, Osama Bin Laden, Al-Quaeda, Hezbola, you are dead wrong. To denounce Yasir Arafat, Saddam Hussein, Ahmedinajad as anything less than a fascist or antisemitic is just absurd! To denounce Osama Bin Laden, Al-Quaeda, Hezbola as anything less than terrorist or antisimetic is just absurd. All of the above have indeed made all of the above arrogant statements such as âEUoeThe Holocaust is a myth to establish a Jewish State in Islam.âEU Those are the EXACT WORDS of Ahmedinajad that are both antizionist and antisimetic. YouâEUTMve never heard of this? Everyone on Earth heard about this but you did not? Well, youâEUTMre uninformed. When asked by a actual factual journalist âEUoeWhat would you do the first chance you got a hold of a nuclear weapon?âEU Guess what Yasir Arafat, Saddam Hussein, Ahmadinajad, The Taliban, Osama Bin Laden, Al-Quaeda, Hezbola and Bath said? âEUoeWipe Israel of the map.âEU All of the above said the exact same phrase. Those are the facts. Not to know this is being anally uninformed. Unless you wish to denounce these statements as racist, mmm?

4th I do believe that Israel, Palestine, and Kurdistan have EVERY RIGHT to exist. The difference is fascism, terrorism, antizionism, antisemitism are NOT valid nor are they validated. Coexist. Loosen the fuck up. Grow the fuck up. You never see this in free countries like USA, Canada, Mexico I don't know why they feel obliged to fight all the time day, night, year as far as the definition of "civilization" and "being civilized" from a definition standpoint to be fussing and fighting all the time is far from being civilized. So....

To those who seek to destroy Israel: FUCK YOU ALL!!!

To those who seek to destroy Palestine: FUCK YOU ALL!!!

To those who seek to destroy Kurdistan or refuse to allow it to be annexed: FUCK YOU ALL!!!

To those who seem to have a freakishly small hard-on for guns, bullets, bombs, and blowing shit up all the time USE IT OR LOSE IT ya loser: FUCK YOU ALL!!!

Lastly it was not I who coined the connection it was Martin Luther King Jr. I was merely repeating and agreeing. Do you really wish to condemn Dr. King? âEU~cause I believe that is racism as is antizionism and antisemitism.

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Megaman X5 then Megaman X6 were just pithy attempts an constructing worthy sequels to Meganman X4 which was just awesome as a 32-bit engine they could finally incorporate Anime cutscenes but with the subsequent sequels just kept getting worse and worst and you know if you can't get a decent game to follow up with the return of Zero in X6 after killing him off in X5 what was the point of even doing X6 at all much less killing off Zero yet again?!

Full Throttle was a fairly good game however short it may be and indeed is once you've memorized all the puzzle-solving I managed to time it provided you watch all the essential cut scenes it will total to 2 hours 38 minutes and even when it first came out fairly short game considering the time frame and leaves you with the sensation of "That's it?! I WANT MORE!" Well they did indeed come up with 2 sequels for Full Throttle along the way first "Payback" then that got cancelled then "Hell on Wheels" looked to be fairly promising had this huge promotional campaign promised to do PC, Mac, X-box, Gamecube, Playstation 2 then low and behold they canceled that too! I really wanted a sequel to that and I know I'm not the only one. Damn!

Bill O'Reily is a very much bigoted and arrogant individual and the lesson from arrogance is that to an individual that is in possession of arrogance it is their arrogance will be their undoing. Of course I knew this and all my valued contemporaries are on the same page with Bill O'Reily, Glen Beck, Sean Hannity and a bunch of other assholes that I tend not to keep track of and well off because the last thing we need is to give Fox News more ratings for more bigoted, arrogant and biased members and the only decent thing they did was fire Glen Beck and Hank Williams Jr. as far as I'm concerned they should quit while their ahead 'cause there is nothing factual on that channel just their opinion, social commentary, and the latest Right Wing scare tactic to eradicate all conscious thoughts, opinions, and ideas that are new, original and different and to them that is a sign of a menace to society. So...STAY AWAY FROM FOX NEWS and you'll go far.

Full well it's a fake! Trust me I'm an Artist I have knowledge of the means to confirm or deny the fact or faked because I know how to use Photoshop and am adept at using photoshop and indeed have used photoshop on many occasions the difference between asinine morons like the guy who faked this image and the rest of us is that we have a constructive purpose and are potentates for a career at a visual effects company and since Michael Bay bought Digital Domain and he is a totalitarian
Neo-Faschist I'm lookin' towards ILM and much easier with ILM because about 90% of their most effective machines are indeed Apple with Mac OS it's true. And the other guys are usually the type to be misconstrued as hypothetically faking one or more Holocausts again hypothetically because indeed every Holocaust was indeed actual factual and clowns like this one who faked this falls into that class. It is a fake.

Canada has every reason to have an Army and Navy, Coast Guard, Marines and Air Force to be specific. Should've said Military if you wanted to be more precise but that's ok the Army in actuality has the most of everything in the Military than any other branch at least that's the way it is with The U.S. Army. The problem with most people is they fail to realize Canada not only has a military which it does and not only should have a military they do indeed need a military and there's not always a guarantee you (American) can dodge the draft in Canada because the truth is 1 in 3 American participant wars will also have Canada on board that's the way it was under World War II, Kosovo, Operation Enduring Freedom and this may come as a shock to most of you but Canadians are at the very top of the best snipers and sharpshooters on the planet it's true. That is why the U.S. and every other friendly nation needs Canada's Military otherwise you're sunk, you've bit the big one, you've bought the farm, you've left, you've split you've flaked off and been scattered to the wind.

Every North American depends on Canada's Military and World War 3 could start tomorrow and I guarantee you the cream of the crop for all unfriendly nations will be The United States of America and we are definitely gonna need a helping hand from both Canada and Mexico and as far as I'm concerned you, anyone you know or care about, and myself should NEVER EVER choose the Militia far too many question marks if you get my meaning and I'm sure you do. i.e. Crackers, Rednecks, Peckerwoods, and Honkeys* with guns not a good thing at all. No the best chance is with The National Guard and The Coast Guard that's what they're for and why the Militia is obsolete. And I guarantee we are indeed gonna need to turn to our nutty neighbor to the north Canada for help and you better be polite 'cause no matter how nice Canadians may be no one is gonna sit idly by and be flamed and trolled upon by insensitive pricks that have the audacity to share the country that is The United States of America.

*I am white I can say that.

Question: What does it say on the bottom of all of George W. Bush's custom near beer cans?

Answer: They all have to say "Open other end."

Question: What do you do if a Taliban operative throws a grenade at you?

Answer: Pick it up, pull the pin, throw it back at them and BOOM! Dead. Done. Piece of Cake. Easy as pie. Can of corn. A walk in the park.

Shadow of the Empire! Unless you beat it on Jedi difficulty your first time and nothing lower you are left with the scenario that would appear at first glimpse to be that Dash Rendar dies having never made it out of the skyhook reactor after blasting the final internal node or is it? Ultimately unless you've beaten the game on Jedi difficulty without the cheats is damn difficult You're left with a question which is "Did Dash really perish? beat the game on (next difficulty level up) to find out. Damn! And over time you realize the trickery of the system that conjured such for this game good as it may be and indeed is the only way to know is if you beat the game on Jedi! Damn, damn, damn, damn, DAMN!!!! There is, however a much easier way to beat the game on Jedi start a new game on Jedi difficulty and enter the name "_Jabba" with "_" signifying a space it will give you the ultimate weapons package that is guaranteed kill shot with fewer shots but not infinite lives unfortunately. Oh and in case anyone's wondering Yes Dash Rendar indeed survived the only reason he didn't reappear is because he jumped to hyperspace moments before the explosion of the skyhook. This becomes apparent at the end of Shadows of the Empire Evolution the Graphic Novel He is alive he and Guri hook up and they haven't been seen since.

Species II *shudders* what kind of sick fuckhead would conjure such imagery and remotely consider "erotic" and I don't know who's worse the individuals who conjured said imagery or the individuals who get off on said imagery! *shudders* With me I had many moments of "That's disgusting!" "Did we need to see that?!" "NO WE FUCKING DID NOT!" That was the reaction I had the first time and every sequential time I saw Species II and the last time I did relatively recently I said "Claw, YOU'RE NOT GONNA WATCH THAT MOVIE AGAIN!" Of course that's what I said the time before that and the time before that and the time before that but I haven't watched Species II since. At least Natasha Henstridge and incredibly hot sci-fi babe could have the good grace to have done nudity in her first sci-fi feature a few other sci-fi babes not nearly as willing to do that much sooner in their career and quite a few are still waiting not naming names but you know who.

I am offended by stupid people who either can't themselves tell the difference with what is clearly photo fakery and think it's real and feel obliged to shove in down the throats of myself and others and if your smart enough you can tell that it is indeed a fake or stupid people who confuse so blatantly The Real McCoy from photo fakery and they themselves have no experience whatsoever in photography or graphic art so what is it that qualifies them? NOTHING! FUCK 'EM ALL!

There is a serious flaw with fundamentalism amongst Jihadists that they believe if they blow themselves up killing an "infidel" in the process, the definition of which amongst Jihadists is PRETTY WIDE they hate everyone, everywhere, everything that's why no one gives a flying fuck what they believe unless they're Jihadists and rightfully so for they believe to commit this obviously horrible offense awaiting them in the kingdom of heaven are 72 virgins. Now anyone having to deal with 1 virgin knows how hard that is. And having to deal with 72 of them the whole experience is like EEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHH!!! But they're wrong according to Koran scholars the truth is not 72 "virgins" it is 72 "raisins." "Raisins you say?" Yep raisins that's what I said that's what the scholars say 72 rasins for blowing yourself up and killing an "infidel" in the process, I shit you not! So imagine if you will Osama Bin Laden's reaction when he died and went to the gates of Heaven and said "Alright, where are my virgins?" to which St. Peter says "You sick son of a bitch!" Then Osama says "What's going on here? Where are the 72 virgins I was promised?" then St. Peter says "Oh, I'm sorry, clerical error on your part. It's not 72 virgins but 72 raisins." to which Osama says "WHAAAAAAA...?!" then St. Peter says "Here you go." and hands him the packet "One packet of 72 raisins for your efforts." then Osama says "Well I'll be damned!" to which St. Peter says "Correct." and then he pulls the lever that opens the trapdoor to Hell.

Now for any of you wondering as to the whereabouts of fundamentalists amongst Islam that chose the same route indeed the Muslim approximation of Hell does exist amongst Islam. And any and all worthy members of a reward in the kingdom of heaven in the afterlife understand perfectly fundamentalism is not the way it's not even a religion it's terrorism all fundamentalism is terrorism and that's the way it always has been every Crusade, Inquisition or Jihad is terrorism. I can guarantee any and all Crusaders, Inquisitors and Jihadists that have died are in hell. In the end it doesn't matter who worshiped what as long as you're not killing anyone because they believe something different from what you believe just live your life peacefully and don't be limited by ludicrous dogma that forbids premarital sex, masturbation, overzealous coverings or use of alcohol 'cause I guarantee you if it feels good it was meant to be enjoyed otherwise it would be excruciating and that's the bottom line.