I convinced my friend that Canada shot down a Russian bomber. It was great.

Congratulations Tom!

Care to explain the whole point of the club?

I'd be Oil.

There are already a few awards in tyhe official NG Awards, so not really a need for a new set.

If your dead cereal be a carnivore, meatatarien just seems too satirical.

I saw part of her show, pure crap.

I bought a gold fish once that died two days later.

You think it's pointless because so many people get the shot there's no outbreak of the flu so you think it's useless.

I think it means she's waiting for you, and dreaming about you too?

A couple centimeters off 4 months ago.

I heard about this (via The Angry News). It seems some countries are turning into Nanny States, but hopefully enough of a shitstorm will be thron for it to fail.

Politicly 9/11 definetly (then Irak, then Bhutto assasination) but culturally probly all the advances in the Internet.

At 10/26/08 12:58 PM, BenW1996 wrote:
Oh really? GRATEFUL?! I have EVERY FUCKING reason in the world to be pissed off. When i was a kid she used to come home at like 5 in the morning drunk and smelling like a moron. DOES THIS MEAN IM UNGRATEFUL?!

What does moron smell like? Right you ould always quit bitching, be a man and walk to that condo.

42 Percet chance, Yay!

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I'm going trick or treating, with a gang of like 6 others.

At 10/16/08 08:33 PM, Puzzled wrote: would you like me to prepare you a nice cockmeat sandwich?

Extra mayo on mine!

At 10/8/08 07:11 PM, ShanyBoy-XX wrote: how is the door to your room decorated?

With various stickers and a DO NOT DISTURB sign.

At 10/8/08 07:09 PM, Gortag wrote: .....stick them onto your hat?

Will do.

Fuck Yes!

I have here in my hands a stack of about 30, "Support the Conservitives!" stickers. They came in the mail (weird) so Newgrounds what should I do with them?

Hey!

Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suite case and send me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air Living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.

But wait I hear there're prissy, wine all that
Is Bel-Air the type of place they send this cool cat?
I don't think sow
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightening, disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say this cab is rare
But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air
Yes.

Shoop Da Whoop. And no it shouldn't be an emoticon.

If your hungry grow a pair and eat the food, if you just want garlic bread eat the food. Either way consume.

So the police tackled a mexican to the ground then, without him fighting back tazered him, then pepper sprayed you. Bull Shit.

You relize there's been a massive thread exactly like this, useually one the frontpage. And it was created a couple years ago.

Yes, half the mods are from 04 or earlier.

Tom's too busy dressing up as Hank.

Video Game tournement (Guitar Heroe), or massive game of double tag with all lights off.