Chocolate and bacon.

At 6/7/09 03:05 PM, SevenSeize wrote:

At 6/7/09 02:56 PM, morefngdbs wrote: There is a Prison In New Brunswick Canada.
It is specifically for sex offenders.
No one in there except sex offenders.
Simple solution...Put all the sex offenders in their own Prison.

What is so hard to grasp about that...Fuck if it can be done in Canada it can be done anywhere ! ! !

They can get in fights in a sex offender prison as well. We cannot hand out millions or billions of dollars to every single prisoner who gets his ass kicked.

If you don't have the money don't put them in prison.Not pedos but what about people who smoke weed?There are plently of people we can release to balance the budget.But some people like yare assholes and don't forgive anyone.So Yeah the guy gets four million.Don't like it...Learn not to be a judgemental prick.

Tap there phone line, Wait for them to order pizza,Go up to the pizza guy when he shows up and offer him a 100 bucks for the pizza.Once he gives it to you pour rat poison on it and deliver it.

Make sure you wear gloves and fake mustache and everything should go good.

Who the fuck doesn't notice a coke is open when they buy it?Wouldn't it have splashed all over you when you took it from the fridge?

Also,Clerk is asshole for not telling you when he saw it at the counter.

www.myincesthentai.com

I like it alot better then your doujin website because you don't have to download anything.

Where would be the best place to do this?I thinking of doing it on the cnn twiter page but they may call the police.

You know when you think about it...Orignal dickneck is white and his neck is around two feet long.So black dickneck's neck must be four feet because the average black dick is two inches longer then the average white dick.

The last time I read spiderman, peter paker killed himself and peter paker jr. took over as spiderman.

NoFx is alright..But other then that no.Just fucking no.

You know what the hardest part of wearing a helmet is?

People kicking you in the face cause you look like a pansy.

Imo It's overated..I prefer casino,goodfellas or johnny brasco.

Crystal.

At 6/16/09 10:24 PM, X-Gary-Gigax-X wrote: He must be gay, because all children's characters are sexually active fuck machines with babes clinging to their arms wherever they go.

No but you look.
Bugs has Babs.
Donald has Daisy
Mickie has Minnie.
Rabbit has a garden.

Totally gay.

As a child I use to watch winnie the pooh all the time and found rabbit to be a bit odd.I'm not a homophobe or anything but rabbit just seems weirds.I mean he's a grown male rabbit who spends most of his time gardnening.We've also never heard/seen his family almost as if they casted him away for some reason.

The worst are forums based of the form of a sponge....Those fucking wonder twins and there rings..

The whole point of this was to give it to other people.That's why I didn't give a shit about the side-effects.Jesus christ you people don't read do you?

At 6/16/09 08:30 PM, jellyfishdude26 wrote: its because it symbolizes the sacrifice of Christ our Savior to forgive our sins with our blood which is the foundation of the religion

are you dumb or something seriously

Still not as dumb as someone who follows rules in a book written by a fictonai character.

At 6/16/09 07:39 PM, GiantDouche wrote:

At 6/16/09 07:33 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: Being executed isn't being murdered. It's having the earth wiped clean of your existence for being a piece of filth.

Hitler And Republicans share the same philosophy.

Changed for truth.

At 6/16/09 08:54 AM, TheThirdSix wrote: My eye-lid is all red and puffy. I thought it was a stye (and it may be) but my stye ointment isn't working. It hurts to just blink.

I' ve got your picture, I've got your picture
I'd like a million of you all round my cell
I want a doctor to take your picture
So I can look at you from inside as well
You've got me turning up and turning down
And turning in and turning 'round

I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so

(You can get all the hot hentai chicks now.You azn.)

http://www.cracked.com/article_17432_p2.
html
(Were I learned about it)

www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/druginfo/med s/a697002.html

(Even a .gov link for all you cynics.)

So my question is what exactly would you do with the magic orgasm pill if you got your hands on it?I think I drop it in a chalice at a catholic church

I......I can't stop thinking about nekos...That make me a member or no?

Wait a damn minute there,everyone..I never said I was done. i know 20 or so hours is a long time and your jaw is going to get tired,snake.But damn it your in a cult!you've gotta do what's right for your brotheren!

Wanted:Man with a dick for a neck.Thinks everyone is jellyous.

Really?No one else is going to say it?-Looks around with a sad face knowing the ass-whooping that will rain down upon him for the next sentence.-

You should've grabbed there cocks.

Fucking -Punches a wall-

At 6/16/09 04:46 AM, DeadWorld777 wrote: what, are you trying to sell me something? i mean, good god. i read all that and i didnt learn anything.
i thought you was gonna teach me something.

The correct way to say that is "I thought you were going to teach me something".

There now you've learned something.

I really suck at MS paint.

Okay cool I got a good one in my head.....

In the town where I was born
Lived a man who sailed to sea
And he told us of his life
In the land of submarines

So we sailed up to the sun
Till we found the sea of green
And we lived beneath the waves
In our yellow submarine

We all live in a yellow submarine
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine
We all live in a yellow submarine
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine

(Fucking lenon is awesome)

Wanted:Strange homosexual meth addict who shows up in almost every photo on ng.

At 6/16/09 04:12 AM, Snake-Arsenic wrote:

At 6/16/09 04:05 AM, Phobotech wrote: Tell him to drink our punch...it's quite tasty, brother.

But it's all white and sticky.

WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT POSTING WHILE YOU'RE DOWN THERE?PUT IT BACK IN YOUR MOUTH?....

Seriously.