i most certainly do not love the cock!

I dont got a sister but if that shit happened...? No one can hear you scream in the woods motherfucker!

At 11/28/09 10:20 AM, Leidolfr wrote:

At 11/28/09 10:18 AM, inuyasha5114 wrote: as do i but dont we run out of virgins seeing as theyre alot of pedophiles running around?

but whats the real ped to virgin ratio here, we're talking like 7 virgins to every ped, math man, math

[ numbers and shit, bitch was like woooooowwww dat funny, dat funny right der ]

well how is this sacrifice made do we fire them from our tank into the mouth of picos
giant-goth-cat-looking-enemy thing

At 11/28/09 10:18 AM, Archon68 wrote: What is this blasphemy you all speak of?

wussup archon?

At 11/28/09 10:15 AM, Leidolfr wrote:

At 11/28/09 10:13 AM, Pokemonpoeguygcn wrote:

At 11/28/09 10:07 AM, inuyasha5114 wrote: wtf is "mod '09" im seeing all of these damn sigs!

It's an election.
The sigs are used to nominate candidates for the mods to vote. The one with the most votes gets to be a mod.

No I think I like my pagan sacrifice theory better

[ dont trust this heathens lies ]

as do i but dont we run out of virgins seeing as theyre alot of pedophiles running around?

wtf is "mod '09" im seeing all of these damn sigs!

At 11/26/09 06:38 AM, Judzfell wrote: I think tom would be disappointed in his son if he turned out to be a cock joke cracking loser.

DUDE! NG was built aroud cock jokes!

need i remind you of tankmen!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!

http://www.newgrounds.com/collection/tan kmen.html

or penicorn?!?!?!??!?!?!?

http://www.newgrounds.com/store/product/
penicorn

or even, RETARDED ANIMAL BABIES!?!?!?!?!?!

http://www.newgrounds.com/collection/ret ardedanimalbabies.html

the fact remains that newgrounds.com will always be molded around a society filled with cock jokes

i LOLED! naat the guy above me!

this too

At 11/26/09 06:48 AM, fuzzum111 wrote: Can someone explain to me what the fuck a pigeon is?
....
Sounds like a pig that has lived for eons.

lol but if you really dont know what a pidgeon is then here its one of these theyre often found in urban areas

At 11/26/09 06:35 AM, Dapper wrote: Awww, man, don't worry. These things happen, the pigeon brought it on itself.

first off this guy is the only sympathetic person on ng MOST of you are assholes
second thank you

At 11/23/09 10:01 AM, Gian wrote: The day he discovers this site, he will become a man. I'm pretty sure Tom will be proud of him when he makes his own cock jokes.

L... O... L!

im sorry :'(

I wasdriving by a car park and some stupid moron pigeon flew into the road as i came past, my car hit the pigeon and it went under the wheel, I heard it sort of flap and flounder while under then i drove off. The pigeon was lying there half crushed in an upright position with blood pouring from it's underside, i think some guy saw me he was looking from a car park, it was horrible! i felt guilty ( :'( ), So I went home and had a wank.

LEGO GTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (san andreas was better than gta 4)

or wht about LEGO splinter cell

or LEGO LEGO star wars (the same as LEGO star wars just more bricks fly everywhere when someone is killed)

At 6/10/09 09:46 AM, AudioGmez wrote: ...in the consoles war for motion sensors. Kind of sad really. X-Box will abandon Project Natal and the PS3 motion sensor requires a camera. The Wii was cool once but its printing out shitty games over and over.

I HATE X-BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

At 11/23/09 04:07 PM, MetalDuck wrote: sometimes. i post some sometimes also.

i do sometimes too

Does anyone ever read front page messages? I do sometimes!

i remember this game on ng were someone stole this dudes girfriend and then you go to save her and there's a spot where you cant make the jump and you died and it shows this long movie clip of all the stuff that happens to the kidnapper dude cuz he didn't make the jump small enough and you cant play the game again cuz you only have one life and every time you refresh and try to play it again it just shows a grave and grass and flowers grow and grow everytime you refresh

P.S. can someone explain the NG treasure hunt to me?

i loled again

At 11/11/09 04:53 PM, Digital-Terror wrote: Too easy.

i super-LOLed

At 11/11/09 04:50 PM, XxRobJohnsonxX wrote: I did not know that so much faggotry could be held within only two letters.

FUCK TWILIGHT

At 11/11/09 04:37 PM, XgenGamer wrote:

At 11/11/09 04:28 PM, Not-A-Regular wrote: You have 2 minutes to explain yourself.

LOL, wtf?......OMG, ITS A SIRTOM93 KNOCKOFF!!! MODS, GO PICK UP A PHONE, LETS NAIL THIS BITCH!

wtf does you mean?

At 11/11/09 04:28 PM, Not-A-Regular wrote: You have 2 minutes to explain yourself.

quite the observation well that was... put there for the comedic effect my friend now ill be right back i need to wipe this blood off of my precious laptop

lol

got another!

At 11/11/09 04:04 PM, TylerDurden121 wrote:

At 11/11/09 04:02 PM, inuyasha5114 wrote: im slightly alarmed by google's racist and two girls one cup type bestiality suggestiI

Im alarmed that you want to know how to confuse an ant.

DUDE IT REALLY WORKS THOUGH!

im slightly alarmed by google's racist and two girls one cup type bestiality suggestions

Look I don't give a fuck I like ng and I like my iPod touch I just wanted to know if there was an ng app

At 10/11/09 04:17 PM, Ptcfast wrote: Uh... Newgrounds app as in an "App Store App"? If so, there are not nearly enough Newgrounds users who have an iphone to spend the time and manpower it would take to make an official app.

Well what about a jailbroken iPod touch