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At 12/8/09 07:47 PM, DestinyDesire wrote: In my school I just use google translate. Somehow it bypasses the filter. That's how I get into NG at school.

How? I am quite interested.

At 12/8/09 08:42 PM, blue-ice-cube wrote: I dont feel like reading an artical that will make me post something that will piss off the entire bbs and result in a ban.

Feel free to do as you please.

I came across a site that says Satan is manifested in Christmas. If you read the article , you notice these people are bat-shit insane. Among others, there is an article about a girl that attempts sucide over Twilight.
According to the Christmas article: "People think that Halloween is the time of year that Satan dresses up, but this is just flat-out wrong. See? The Devil will always try to fool you! Halloween is when Satan delights in watching humans dress in ways that will ensure them entry into the Devil's realm. But it is Christmas time that the Devil saves for himself! It is then when he puts on his most devious costume! And it takes no Sherlock Holmes to see that the Devil's annual disguise is none other than Santa! He even wears his favorite color -- demon red. Even his last name, "Claus," is Olde English for "hoof-claws." Lucifer may be the wiliest of all the deceitful demons that ever drew breath of fire in Hell, but he was pretty sloppy when he decided to try to spoil our Savior's birthday with this disguise. His big devil ego got the better of him when he decided to name his Christmas Anti-Christ after himself. He just moved around the letters in the name, "Satan," into a sonogram and got "Santa." Well, this is to put Prince of Darkness on notice: We are on to you Satan! And we unmask you and heartily rebuke you! Get thee hence from our Christ's birthday party!"

See what I mean? Now, do people actually believe this shit?

At 12/8/09 05:30 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: Nothing is more frustrating in school than when I find a good image for a project and I can't enlarge it because the website is blocked for really no reason. It happens to me all the time.

Yes, especially when all the other pictures that you find have nothing to do with what you are looking for.

This belongs on your blog, me thinks.

Om nom nom.

At 12/4/09 09:46 AM, geterkikzkid wrote:

At 12/4/09 09:41 AM, ughanation wrote: http://pimp.newgrounds.com/ is worth $103.

http://www.websitevaluecalculator.com/

I wouldn't buy it. ;)

I think that thing gets prices out of it's ass.

I think so too. I put in newgrounds.com and said the site is worth $136.

"He's busier than a one-legged man at an ass kicking contest", some guy in The Stand.

At 11/27/09 07:02 AM, Tronson wrote:

At 11/27/09 07:01 AM, Dew wrote:

At 11/27/09 06:58 AM, Tronson wrote: I have diarrhea.

Explosive?

Very.

Flammable?

Great, noow people will be writing Meatspin and pressing I am feeling lucky.

At 11/24/09 03:44 PM, Ptcfast wrote: I would have killed Hitler with a Hadouken to the balls.

Hitler only had one testicle, dummy.

dick (she does whatever i say cause shes my bitch) and i drove to her friends house. her hot bisexual friend answered (because shes bisexual she obviously wants a threesome) and we had a hot sexy threesome. i made both bitches cum with my little finger then fucked them in the pooper.

then they fell asleep and went downstairs and played videogames.

That sounds like the plot of some crappy Meet and Fuck game.

At 11/23/09 04:08 PM, streetbob wrote: It goes, "Come on boys and free my soul. I wanna get lost in your Rock n' Roll and drift away." I think that it was made about 10 or 20 years ago.. I might be far off though.... If someone can tell me the answer please, and thank you. :3

This goes in the what if/ how to section.

Are you kidding? They look sexy.

At 11/23/09 05:14 AM, istillplaywithlego wrote: Gordon freeman as a woman......

mind fuck

Gordon Freewoman?

At 11/23/09 02:33 PM, NaziiNinja wrote: What's up lads, it's the Pope of Dope here.

Lately I've been wondering. Do any of you have rituals you usually do in the morning or whenever?

I have a ritual called 'terminator'. I crouch in the shower in the "naked terminator" pose. With eyes closed I crouch for a minute and visualize either Arnie or the guy from the 2nd movie.

I then start to hum the T2 theme. Slowly I rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me get through my day. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It sorta ruins the fantasy.

This is stolenn fromhere

At 11/22/09 01:34 AM, Jackdabomb wrote: Your options.

A. Burn it all down burn it all down to the gwound
B. School shooting
C. Delete his system32 (does it still count?)
D. 1. Confront
2. Talk to
3. ?????
4. PROFIT
E. kil him wit cokaine
G. GRAB HIS COK

Well played, sir.

At 11/22/09 10:43 PM, korg53 wrote:

At 11/22/09 10:18 PM, Andro70 wrote: Should the apocalypse happen in 2012, what would you want it to be? Mine is a zombie apocalypse. Who doesn't wanna stay inside a house and shoot zombies from it?

Stay inside a house? Not me, I prefer living as a post- apocalyptic warlord with my loyal army of over 9000 men and take over the world.
Or just being the fourth man

Is that Nick Andros? Damn, I never imagined him as looking like that in the book.

I have NONE.

"Shoeburyness'- Britain

Dante

At 11/14/09 08:16 PM, windowskiller wrote: No i mean like here

Oh. Um, it is actually a video of a song with the video being extremely small, as you can see.

At 11/14/09 03:07 PM, windowskiller wrote: you know how people put music in their news post?
How do you do that?

Um, you can't.

I think it would be to throw yourself in a woodchipper. Your loved ones won't even recognize you.

At 11/14/09 12:55 PM, Lost-Chances wrote: I am the alpha and omega.

The beginning and the end.

Adolf Hitler = RILL OF DEATH

I just can't stop laughing at that one.

Headshot=Hotheads

At 8/6/09 10:54 PM, MultiCanimefan wrote: I disagree, the Grim Reaper might actually be the nicest and cutest being you'll ever encounter:

LOL REFERENCES.

Explain?

Damm, I always thought Gagsy was a guy.

At 7/24/09 10:14 PM, rockyace42 wrote: How does being good at videogames equal better decision making when it comes to flash?

It means that you have played many good flash games, meaning you can tell the difference between good flashes and shit flashes.