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For one, the United States is in a serious economical mess, annexing Haiti would prove only to rid the US of resources that would be used to stabilize the US economy, and later annex it without problems.

Two, the Haitians speak a variety of French called Patua (or something along those lines), an odd blend of French mixed in with African languages. Along with speaking a rare dialect of French, Haiti is a country that fits in more with African culture than American (North and South, calling only US citizens Americans is a common mistake)

For three, if the US annexed Haiti, thr illicit drug trade in the US would worsen. RIght now, we in Puerto Rico are experiencing terrible drug problems which the US government doesn't take seriously. An example of these effects is that in the capital, San Juan, you see hundreds of homeless people, and you have teenagers (from ghettos, which we call Caserios) killing other people. Upon my vacation in New York city I saw maybe three homeless people. I'm not saying that it would be so bad for the US, I am saying that the fact that it will be easier to travel to Haiti will make organized crime spread more easily.

For four, Haiti is a country poor in soil. From what I understand, the reason that most buildings were decimated was because they ussed Haitian soil in the mixture.

The best COA would be to help Haiti as much as possible. Rebuild, give food, etc. In doing so, it'll ensure that Haiti stays friendly towards the US.

At 1/15/10 07:20 PM, Argentin wrote: I can't sleep because of this question.
I kept thinking of it and I just can't figure out the answer.

What color does a Na'vi become if you strangle it?

I think it'd be purple, because when tissue is oxygen deprived it turns purple.

At 1/7/10 10:41 AM, Interimo wrote:

At 1/5/10 09:00 PM, VhsTapeclock wrote: Farenheit 451 is a good book.
I love the Hitchhiker's Guide 5-book 'trilogy.' Both hilarious and deliciously sci-fi!

A new book came out, called And Another Thing . . .

Also, I think the last book was kinda crap, it was just really unenjoyable.

I'm terribly sorry for doubleposting, but i meant the fifth book, not the last one.

At 1/5/10 09:00 PM, VhsTapeclock wrote: Farenheit 451 is a good book.
I love the Hitchhiker's Guide 5-book 'trilogy.' Both hilarious and deliciously sci-fi!

A new book came out, called And Another Thing . . .

Also, I think the last book was kinda crap, it was just really unenjoyable.

Is this club dead or dying?

At 1/3/10 09:26 PM, PowerRangerYELLOW wrote: I would like to see links to good movies on newgrounds that for one reason or another are pretty much rotting into obscurity rather than being watched ever again.
I'll get the ball the rolling.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/48 7597

That is some fucked up shit. Well animated, though.

Draw something everyday.
Read at least 25 pages a day (out of any book).
Learn French.
Learn German.
I have a shitload to accomplish.

At 8/28/09 07:47 AM, Jon4life wrote: Many years ago. I was in 5th or 6th grade I think. This picture has been sitting in my HD for so long.

Why do you have so many cross-shaped things?

I've got quite a list of names that we can put. They are: Virgil, Aphrodite, Arrakis, Khaos, Beta (Earth is

Alpha), Festina Lente (for the humongous trip), Shiloh, Europa, Hades, Caladan, Europa, Gaia, or some

other good name.

At 12/30/09 10:20 PM, slayer1029 wrote:

At 12/30/09 10:17 PM, Excursius wrote: helen keller :D

DURARURUR

Somebody beat you to it D:
For me, I'd choose Captain Falcon. He'd make all my achievements in life somehow feel more satisfying.

Falcooon drink!

At 12/22/09 12:08 PM, Zuproc wrote: Tell me what you think!

I like it, but since I don't know too much about the story or background, I couldn't understand as much about your book as I wished. Still, I think that if I had a copy of your book I would like it tremendously. Where can I get a copy?

An indestructable dome the size of Texas.

Go away, troll. We've got enough people trolling here as it is.

At 12/22/09 01:06 PM, Aggzza wrote: At 12/22/09 01:21 AM, OddlyPoetic wro

tell that to this badass 10-year old.

He sounded like a dying orca. What the hell was he carrying anyways?

At 12/22/09 09:01 PM, Spunky6666 wrote: Why is it that every time somebody on Newgrounds gets a girlfriend they feel the need to announce it?

Because there is a stigma that Newgrounders can't get girlfriends, and that they are anti-socials.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EK2tWVj6l Xw

I think rickroll is kinda funny.

At 12/20/09 07:20 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: I'm really digging this wallpaper. Count the bodies.

Are they 32?

You're skin matches the snow.

I've been looking for a book group on NG for quite some time, and have recently stumbled upon this one. Seeing that all of you seem to be intelligent and have good taste in literature, can I join. Also, has anyone here written a book? A friend and I are writing a book, so I think it would be good to have an author I can ask questions to.

I guess Three Kings Day is okay.

I think it may just be normal cookies with added drugs like cocaine, ecstasis, etc.

I have a pretty common first and middle name (Jorge, Juan), and my first last name is pretty common. My second last name (Serralles), is a famous last name which only about twenty people in the world have. If I change the positions of my last names, and abbreviate my first two names you get J. J. Serralles, which sounds like the name of some famous author.

At 12/17/09 03:03 PM, Mikay wrote: I am skeptical about posting my full name, but I guess its worth it seeing as my name is amazing.

I am

Mikey Light.

Oh no! Kira is writing down the names in this thread!

I wonder if he's raped the dog. while he was holding it seemed to be trying to say, "Get the fuck off me!"

In second grade I never payed for a lunch. After having my food served I would like just walk out of the line, in front of the CASHIER without paying.

Retarded lunch people.

At 11/8/09 05:31 PM, UnknownFear wrote: Books to recommend? Hmm... I read a lot of Stephen King, so you can't go wrong with him. Some of my personal favorites are 'Salem's Lot, Pet Sematary, IT & The Shining. The Harry Potter series are very good, as well as another user mentioned reading The Lord of The Rings & The Hobbit.

You can't go wrong with Stephen King's The Stand, either.

At 12/10/09 04:48 PM, Psycho666 wrote:

At 12/10/09 04:43 PM, Lizzardis wrote:

Give them just one forum, where their post count doesn't go up, and they can't access the normal forum.

Better yet, make their post count go down. Now that would teach them a lesson.

Can I join? Also, I suggest you put some rules and requirements.

At 12/8/09 08:52 PM, Headshot777 wrote:

At 12/8/09 08:48 PM, Interimo wrote:

At 12/8/09 08:45 PM, Headshot777 wrote: Landover Baptist's articles are fake and were made for humor. They're supposed to be funny, you know, like parodies.

So, does that mean FOX is a parody of news?

That's exactly what it means.

What are you implying with that picture?

At 12/8/09 08:45 PM, Headshot777 wrote: Landover Baptist's articles are fake and were made for humor. They're supposed to be funny, you know, like parodies.

So, does that mean FOX is a parody of news?