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Here's one explanation : http://youtu.be/J3Xe1kX7Wsc

Fuckin Pokemon cereal! :D And I had no idea French Toast Crunch isn't around anymore, that's pretty sad. D=

Hey dude, no pressure. Suicide isn't something you should rush into. Wait until you're ready, trust me. *pats on back*

Now what? Now don't ask her out, that's what.

My broseph Nick calls me "The Kiken" (a combination of kike and The Kraken)

Lmaooo...today, at my incredibly overpopulated school there was a total of one person participating in the Day of Silence. I lawled. XD

So...is the other one your mistress?

Don't hate on fat kids. I look at them as hard to kidnap. :D

I think values regarding sex are all up to the individual. Depends on your morals, culture, religion, and so on- you know? Just as long as you don't judge others because they don't share the same values as you.

At 4/14/11 08:08 PM, Makakaov wrote:

At 4/14/11 07:37 PM, Valjylmyr wrote: Good grades
Social life
Enough sleep

Pick two.

You'd be suprised by performance of some people, and their ability to manage the time.

It's called cocaine. O_O

You poor soul. -_-

Wow man, didn't want to look hairy with your shirt off and now you have your fuckin nipple hanging off. XD

I get a lot of hair on my neck. It grows faster then the hair on my face which really sucks. The problem is I have a huge ass Adams apple so when I shave that area it's a nightmare. >_<

I'm the guy. ^_^

Asking yourself where you life is going while standing in front of an open fridge: a great way to run up your electric bill.

At 4/12/11 08:23 PM, Ass-Crumb wrote:

scarface if threads had monetary value based on how funny they are you would bankrupt every thread you post in

I don't know man, I found his post pretty funny.

At 4/13/11 12:43 AM, Phantox wrote: Just stay clean for like 4 days. Seriously, it's not that long

That's the plan. But most of us are in agreement it takes much longer than 4 days. I hear it's a week to two weeks if you have a fast metabolism like myself. Two to four if you have a slower metabolism, or smoke several times a day.

Come on now, let's get along. Neither of you are ignorant.

At 4/13/11 12:27 AM, Sensationalism wrote: I've never had a piss test. I've only had like 3 jobs though.
It's not that hard to quit smoking for a while. Take a tbreak, pass the piss test, smoke to celebrate.

Well of course. And I'm definately quitting until I get a job. But I last smoked on my birthday (April 8th) and I've been handing in applications since then. There's some openings at an old folks home, but they've made it abundantly clear that they will perform a drug test if they are interested in hiring me.

Everybody seems to have a different answer to this question...
I'm trying to get a job. Most places perform a urine screening the day of the interview to test you for drug usage. I'm a rather avid fan of the "marijuana" as the kids call it, and have been known to endulge in this substance somewhat regularly. Now, to get a job I've cleaned up (for the most part) buttt I wouldn't expect to test negative on a piss test. My friend Alyssa gave me Niacin and Cranberry pills but I'm reading from various sources that these don't work.

I apolegize if I'm rambling. But my question to you is, how would you go about trying to cheat a urine test. And don't tell me time you unimaginative bastard.

Ohhh down syndrome...you never fail to amuse me. ^_^

The Mona Lisa.

At 4/12/11 11:47 PM, sweet21 wrote: When this fat kid pissed himself because the teacher would not let him go to the bathroom. That'll teach the teacher.

There's always one of those XD

All 100? That could take a while. How about I just give you a handful: Last Caress by The Misfits, Crystal Mountain by Death, South Of Heaven by Slayer, Paranoid by Black Sabbath...

When I was in kindergarten: ten minutes. XD

How do you all not get it? Too tense, it sounds like two tents. A pun.

I used to smoke alot of weed but I quit about a month ago. I still have nothing against weed and I agree with you that it's completely harmless.

All I do now is a bunch of coffee, so I guess caffeine would be my drug of choice if that even counts.

Fighting on youtube is retarded.
But I do agree with you. In addition to what you said, you can be straight as it gets and still not that masculine. I'm 100% straight but I feel no need to go around trying to prove how straight I am.

I wouldn't walk around with my hair bald on top with hair on the sides. If that were the case I'd just shave the whole damn thing. From there I'd either wear a hat or just embrace the baldness.

I tried to close out a porn pop-up and it got frozen on it. D=

Yeah, so what you do is just put some body spray on yourself or cologne. And have a mint or some gum as well, because it'll be on your breath. I hope this is good advice. =)