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At 11/1/12 05:45 PM, Entice wrote: So you're basically saying that the anticipation of sex/foreplay is better than the actual act?

Exactly.

At 11/1/12 04:11 PM, TheHumblePrince wrote: Let me just say, if God and Jesus are fictional character, as you so say they are. The by default, you would believe the devil to be fictional. Your logic makes no sense.

No, your logic is inept.

People are always coming up with fictional characters knowing they are fictional. The mentioning of a fictional character does not validate its existence. You writing a retard statement is a validation of your stupidity, though.

At 11/1/12 05:37 PM, Entice wrote: Because you stick your penis up their bumholes?

No, because the moon is the elegance of our darkest desires. The nobility and the richness of their unpredictable traits. The beautiful eyes and the nightly travellers into the unknown with strength and precision they possess.

They are the symbols of darkened harmony.

Wolf.

You know fucking why.

At 11/1/12 02:55 PM, Tankdown wrote: Try tomorrow.

It's Hulu's piss poor programming.

At 11/1/12 01:01 PM, dem0lecule wrote: Like I said, either get the fuck off proxy or use US based proxy.

No, I've already told your donkey hacker ass; Hulu is inept in programming, so it does not fit your hacker logic, because what you expect from them is the exact opposite of what you should be doing right now. You are blaming me for the problem, when it is blatantly Hulu to be blamed for it. There are 400 other people who have been hit by this preposterous error, that is clearly irrelevant to IP address proxies, but poor fucking programming; like your face.

At 11/1/12 02:51 PM, Urban-Champion wrote: men + dicks + assholes = Insanctuary logic

That would be improbable, hence that formula starts with you.

I'm no longer sick. What a relief.

At 11/1/12 06:44 AM, FBIpolux wrote: When did that ever sound like a good idea?

Newgrounds isn't a person, so I asked the people of Newgrounds.

Well, first. It's almost 5A.M here, so I'm supposed to be in bed by now. Woke up sick; now I'm pretty much screwed for tonight. Don't you love it when you are nauseatingly disoriented and have a full bladder at the same time? Wonderful, I say. I've been thinking about something, though:

When it comes to women, there is this sensuality that oozes out of them when they are not directly involved in sex. Although, this could just be a personal fetish of mine. Women are so much more voraciously delightful when they move in a sensual manner in a sort of trance like dance that involves the movement of their body, while the revealing of their skin enhances this motion of ecstacy. When they saunter over to whom ever they are teasing, there is this magical performance that puts a spell on you (unless they are not attractive, then you are an idiot for getting yourself in this position in the first place). The thing is, this mystical feature of women, in some sexual form of art and trance, is destroyed horrendously when you get to the sex. Think about all of the things a woman can do on her own, while she is teasing you with her body. Now, think of all of the things you can do, while having sex. You will instantly come to the conclusion, that you can only do so much to a woman at one time, and even then, the beauty and grace is a sheer disappointment. Don't get me wrong, sex is wonderful, but compared to the elegance of a swaying body of a woman, in a sensual manner, that is astounding; it's desperate muck. This is one of the reasons why commercial porn is hideous in execution. There are 4 areas of the woman that are most prominent; but very limited: Mouth, Breasts, Pussy and Ass. This is like trying to make a song, a movie or a book and trying to force non-linear elements into it, while destroying the true beauty of sensuality and all of the heavenly grace it grants us in our lives. (Suck it, religion.) I personally do not see what the big commotion about intercourse is, when there is so much more to sensuality than your mind could possibly fathom.

Agreed? If not, then share your opinion! I have nothing else better to do, while I'm sick.

At 11/1/12 02:22 AM, Psycho666 wrote: Its probably a myth, but hey, it might just work if you can't have t.v.!

What? I've been punished for 3+ months away from all of the good stuff when I was at wee age. I'm not obsessed with the computer, I just have a lot of time to get on the computer right now. I don't read books, and this isn't about what I do. This is about the shows I want to watch; and won't be on much longer due to them taking them out after 5 episodes are uploaded.

At 11/1/12 04:05 AM, RandomRoarness wrote:

Just putting my two cents in.

I will try and see if this has any effect.

At 10/31/12 11:56 PM, TB1ZZL3 wrote: Maybe you should stop trying to watch a woman's show.

Last time I checked, the storyline had no gender.

Or maybe start taking other peoples advice.

Nobody has any solutions, yet.

At 10/31/12 11:52 PM, Boss wrote: in thread OP asks for advice, doesn't really want to take anyones advice at all though

I specifically said I wanted a solution. Proxies are not solutions. They are salves.

At 10/31/12 10:28 PM, dem0lecule wrote: You are Asperchu alt! You signed up 5 days after he did! There is no such coincident!

Holy Shit!

I actually never noticed that...

You know what? I'm not even going to try to defend myself here. This is way too much of a powerful coincidence. Way too much power -- holy shit, this is amazing.

At 10/31/12 10:24 PM, dem0lecule wrote: ASPERCHU, you are Chris Chan's alt!

Look at his post history.

Look at my post history.

Fin.

At 10/31/12 10:16 PM, StarPaladin wrote: I'M ONTO YOU BOY.

I hope not. You'd only make yourself look stupid.

I'm not Asperchu; esp. when you see his trash talk. It's absolutely horrendous.

At 10/31/12 10:16 PM, dem0lecule wrote: But I can always harvest proxies, undetectable ones. Hulu looks interesting.

Yes, Hulu is good when you want to watch shows.

Though, the technical side of Hulu was short-circuited by moose piss.

God damn it, I want to watch Revenge. Brilliant series.

At 10/31/12 10:13 PM, Daikenkini wrote: You can't know where it kept hiding, after all!

It was in the water.

It made bubbles appear.

It was underwater.

At 10/31/12 10:11 PM, dem0lecule wrote: You are not American. It's impossible because it is IP based detection.

Sadly, as much as I do not want to be one -- I am one.

Hulu is fucked up. It doesn't flow with your hacker essentials.

That thing in Amnesia - Dark Descent

At 10/31/12 09:58 PM, dem0lecule wrote: Get a US based proxy.

I want to resolve it, not cover it up with salve.

At 10/31/12 08:25 PM, Entice wrote: It might have more to do with the fact that the glove gives me physical warmth.

Your body already does that. There is something else symbolic about that glove...

At 10/31/12 08:19 PM, Suprememessage wrote: Yes they are.

Relax, man. You need a suprememassage, your tension is getting the best of you.

At 10/31/12 08:18 PM, Entice wrote: I hope my friend finds the other glove.

I figured it out. The word 'love' is in glove, and it gives you warmth.

Damn I onto something.

At 10/31/12 07:52 PM, Slint wrote: What if you stopped using a proxy?

I'm not using a proxy, Slint.

At 10/31/12 08:14 PM, EmmaVolt wrote: You should try accessing Hulu.

I can access Hulu. It is when I get to the videos, that's when the message pops up like a god damned bitch. I want to watch Revenge, such a great series.

At 10/31/12 07:50 PM, Suprememessage wrote: Hulu is blocking you out because they know what an obnoxious cunt you are.

Are these people obnoxious cunts, too?

http://www.hulu.com/discussions/9/54695

At 10/31/12 07:47 PM, Timmy wrote: Are you sure you aren't?

My assurance is unequivocal.

Hulu gets a lot of technical complaints from people. Apparently they are inept in programming.

I was merely hoping maybe someone here randomly watches Hulu, and found a solution. No luck.

At 10/31/12 07:36 PM, Timmy wrote: Surely those two things aren't related in the slightest.

No, it goes straight to automated messages, so I didn't care. I was venting on my own terms.

They are not related, Timmy.

I'm looking for a solution.

At 10/31/12 07:28 PM, Entice wrote: It's also something that doesn't exist in Roman artwork (to my knowledge).

Look at the picture. Look at the girl. There is distinction.

Look at the guy, and the ''guy'' behind him. There is no distinction between them, and the ''guy'' is forming a ''leaning back'' motion as if it was representing the guy's motion as he fucked the girl.

At 10/31/12 07:28 PM, StarF68 wrote: If you are not using a proxy, it would do you well to fill out the form they have provided.

I've done this already. I ripped them a new one, and I got an automated message that doesn't do for shit.

Seriously, guys. Halp me fix this programic retardation from Hulu. I want to watch Revenge damn it. My IP is not an alien. The people behind Hulu, they are alien to programming knowledge. Jesus crust.