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At 11/3/12 09:33 AM, RandomRoarness wrote: How does one simply face his own face to his own pet. I failed to understand this part.

It's simple. Drugs usurp the conscious reality of yours, and it facilitates your imagination beyond anything dream like. When you ingest these drugs, it is like living in your own head. This leads to dire consenquences.

At 11/3/12 09:30 AM, Halberd wrote: Halberd always loves you

You are soooooooooooooo right, dawg.

At 11/3/12 09:27 AM, xeMadoka wrote: SHO SUM RISPAKT U FUCKIN CNT

Yeah, by ingesting retard drugs like a retard.

At 11/3/12 09:20 AM, RandomRoarness wrote: Same except I had the body odor slightly, only from the armpits though. Chest at that time, none.

I can take showers everyday; I still have mild body odor. I was told that back in the days, this odor was actually what attracted the women. So essentially, I'm very much a man.

At 11/3/12 09:18 AM, xeMadoka wrote: hue hueuh ehueu hueuh euhuehue huefugjduvh

This is probably what the words of the now faceless man sounded like.

Oh, and hopefully this will make it uneasy on the zoophiles...

Nah.

At 11/3/12 09:18 AM, DragenLatsabbInc wrote: Yeah, now I get it (the DBZ joke too), but dragen actually means the dragon.

DragON, apply directly to the forehead.

At 11/3/12 09:15 AM, DragenLatsabbInc wrote: I don't get it, how is "Dragen" fitting to my internet problem? I actually don't have any, but it was just an example argument for why downloading is better. If you get internet connection for free it probably won't be the best, and if you're on a public wi-fi network on some restaurant or something there's probably many other people using the internet.

Your internet prowess level is not over 9000. Dragen Ball Z reference.

Oh, to answer your question. Your internet is 'dragen', get it? Dragging? Har har.

At 11/3/12 09:14 AM, xeMadoka wrote: Why do people even do PCP anyway? I don't know the positive effects of it, but every time I hear of it it's always in the context of someone taking it and then doing some royally fucked up thing, like that guy who fed his own face to his dogs.

Talk about extreme facials in terms of bestiality.

At 11/3/12 09:07 AM, xeMadoka wrote: Seriously, whose Internet gets slowed down by streaming audio? I had that problem in like 2007.

Well, the first part of his name is fitting for his internet problem.

Perhaps he was subconsciously aware of this?

At 11/3/12 09:05 AM, Halberd wrote: There are way too many uncertainties here

That's what I said. If anything, the process of facing these deaths is the worst way to day. Not the deaths, itself.

At 11/3/12 09:03 AM, xeMadoka wrote: What kind of third-world dial-up connection do you have

The kind that has as much fat as those pancakes combined in his avatar.

At 11/3/12 09:01 AM, Amaranthus wrote: that name isn't taken.

I thought that was your name.

Unless you want to take out the 'th' -- that'll work, too.

At 11/3/12 08:57 AM, Amaranthus wrote:

At 11/3/12 08:56 AM, Decky wrote:

Lucky enough for me Amaranthus was never taken in the first place, :D

Oh, I thought it was Amoronthus.

At 11/3/12 03:12 AM, Xenomit wrote: Satan is santa clause, which is why the most evil people in the world get everything they want, and the most honest and noble people in the world are always poor and have horrible things happen to them

Satan was never evil -- ever. God blamed Satan like a father blames his daughter as he rapes her.

At 11/3/12 08:36 AM, Amaranthus wrote: Wait what?

Stop sucking innovated dick -- it's not very innovated.

At 11/3/12 08:17 AM, Amaranthus wrote: Please don't, it's a really bad browser.

It's fine.

You just are a whore when it comes to having the new things in life.

Did it ever occur to you that many people miss their childhood? The things we had in the past? Not the present or what will come of the future? Think about it, before you come on here with your socially inept bile.

At 11/3/12 08:12 AM, Amaranthus wrote: Their milk gives me visions, hurr hurr.

Of all of the facials you got from your uncle?

At 11/3/12 08:08 AM, Amaranthus wrote: OP sucks

Is it because you take in that coconut like the dried cum that it is?

Sorry, but this is why you don't latch onto happiness. People do anything to 'fit in', and this leads to hanging out with people who are doing the exact thing: 'wanting to fit in'.

This leads to mere chaos and unpredictable events that are scattered across someone's miserable life. This man needs atleast 5 years to reflect off his poor judgement and the fact that his blood on his hands is the result of his own selfish needs for 'comfort' and 'company'. Also, the person who deceived him should be sent to jail for 15 years.

These choices are highly unlikely and easily avoidable.

There are many things we can do with our tongue:

1. Taste food.

2. Stick it out at someone; making a 'nanana' gesture.

3. Get it cut it off from an angry mobster that wants his damned money.

4. Fellatio; cunnilingus.

5. Lick up chocolate pudding off of the seal.

6. Have an excuse to make the heart look bad.

7. Annoy people with flicks and pops.

8. Get it pierced.

9. Suckle up someone's eye balls.

10. Get your lips all chappy.

11. Use it as a landing pad for certain foods.

12. Clean yourself.

13. Enhance kissing.

14. Enhance any means of oral.

15. Feel the roof of your mouth, just because you can.

16. Talk.

Yet, there is one important thing we do not do with this mighty tongue of ours. We do not engage 'big talk', where responsibilities are big, and the representation of these responsibilities are bigger. We hold our tongues until they bleed profusely in conceptual mannerisms, because we are too self-conscious, and busy worrying about ourselves to open up those massive pandora boxes that haunt our everyday lives.

Tongue Twister: Being big; being benign, by being besides benign and big.

Never been to one, which is strange, because I'm accused for being the exact opposite -- unless, I'm just very good at hiding it...

All of my names are original.

No problem in this department.

not even when naming my dick

FUCK YOU AND YOUR SHITTY AVATAR

At 11/2/12 11:32 PM, Manly-Chicken wrote: With his magic tape recorder. The only way to kill me is cutting where I was mentioned from the tape and throwing it in the fire, fading me from existance.

Then it lives in memory. A memory vault where all is protected by the person. If the person decides to let go of held memories, there is a way for it to come back into existence.

The OP was written by Stephen King.

At 11/2/12 09:14 AM, Mydarklord wrote: Discuss.

Blood rushing to your head can create a short spell of delerium.

At 11/2/12 09:46 PM, will222222 wrote: So please tell me, who are you?

I do not know who I am. I am what I am, but what?

At 11/2/12 09:44 PM, 4761 wrote: To be...or not to be?

Nobody can be to answer such a question.

As long as our existence is a mystery, that is.

At 11/2/12 07:00 PM, Entice wrote: Beg the mods harder.

Oh, stop it you guys. I'm not spamming nor trolling. You are just mad, and angry, because I bring discomfort to you -- that you don't have the genitals to handle.

At 11/2/12 03:52 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: Unjust, idiot.

I know. I was meaning to fix that typo with the post above yours, but was too focused on fixing the biggest typo of them all.