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At 6/16/13 03:38 AM, lithiumsol wrote: deep down we're all pink on the inside.

Deep down, we all produce sperm. That's life. We all produce it. ;3

/end racism

At 6/16/13 01:56 AM, mothballs wrote: The thought of having sex with another man disgusts me. I don't disrespect gays, but I will say that every single gay person that I've ever met was a complete disrespectful douchebag (besides the people I've met on the internet).

Implying that a fetish suggests any governing of someone's intentions. ;3

At 6/15/13 11:31 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: I don't go often either. And I'm a sucker for those pretzel bites with cheese.

Oh god, fuck you. Reminding me of them. I hate you.

At 6/15/13 11:25 PM, Xenomit wrote: It symbolizes every single life lost to war, every single life lost because two people can't get along

That symbol existed far before TAPS. Why is TAPS so iconic, when the message it has was made far before it, and has been incorporated in much provocative ways throughout time?

I personally feel that TAPS is another "aggrandized" thing to butter people up for war.

I never understood the drama behind TAPS.

I snuck an entire subway sandwich into a theatre and watched 2012. The sandwich was so epic compared to that shit movie.

At 6/15/13 11:01 PM, naronic wrote: It would be nice for this trope to be not so present in the games industry currently but that's why we're talking about this.

Damsel distress =/= Sexism

At 6/15/13 10:56 PM, satanbrain wrote: I own no watch. Almost any electronic device can show the current hour, what makes watches unnecessary.

That's because death is watching you.

At 6/15/13 10:49 PM, kakalxlax wrote: you got my attention

infamoss's post didn't?

Am I that alluring? ;3

Does this count? http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/424174

At 6/15/13 10:47 PM, Xenomit wrote: This is an amazing illusion. At first it sounds like randomly generated sounds, but if you read the description it tells you otherwise

I feel so... violated. ;-;

At 6/15/13 10:44 PM, e-lord wrote: nope that's just a test of faith

Since when was faith a test? Isn't that implying your faith is faulty?

if you ever went to church and made a prayer to Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ you would know that

I can pray to my stool, and I will get the same effect as others get when praying to Gawd.

but you're just going to be damned like a sinner

We're already damned by damning others in a damned world. ;3

At 6/15/13 10:40 PM, infamoss wrote: You may be a white hetero male Wriggle, but your down syndrome cancels it out like a math equation.

Wriggle = Polynomial Cunt

At 6/15/13 10:39 PM, kakalxlax wrote: none thus im not a redneck

Got to do something with that flag pole in your pants. ;3

At 6/15/13 10:37 PM, e-lord wrote: but this is irrelevant because the good book is all fact and no fiction

The good book says that everything you will read will be allegorical and anyone that takes this seriously should live off on a distant land where they cannot harm anyone but themselves, and others that follow.

At 6/15/13 10:34 PM, infamoss wrote: this one

That's funny.

At 6/15/13 10:34 PM, e-lord wrote: human beings have limits.

Did it ever occur to you that our ability to command these forces within us on demand is more than a "limitation"? Give it some more thought atleast, mate. ;3

At 6/15/13 10:28 PM, BigBadtheBazz wrote:

What does it sound like when you trying saying "cops" with a dick in your mouth?

KHAPS, am I right?

At 6/15/13 10:23 PM, e-lord wrote: nope what the bible says is true

Can you really imagine this world if every fictional story suddenly came true?

At 6/15/13 10:15 PM, e-lord wrote: god doesn't exist

Then shut the fuck up about it.

At 6/15/13 10:13 PM, Conal wrote: That's what "BBC" stands for.

I thought that stood for "Big Black Coons".

My mistake.

i love black people

At 6/15/13 10:06 PM, BigBadtheBazz wrote: STOP GRABBING IT.

Said Wriggle, unto BigBadtheBazz.

At 6/15/13 10:05 PM, BigBadtheBazz wrote: I'm calling the cops even harder now.

What does it sound like when you trying saying "cops" with a dick in your mouth?

Here's something that will blow your mind!

You would think that two opposing forces should both individually compete with the other, right? For an example, two brothers are competitive at gaming, they both are playing solely to outdo the other, but when one brother breaks the threshold of skill, the other brother doesn't try to break that threshold! At first, anyways. There are times when the losing example decides to recreate their endeavor with a rejuvenated push, and it depends how strong that push is that determines whether they've pushed themselves down further, or surpassed the opposing example regardless of the extra time they had, plus the advantage in skill, to get ahead further.

This is where the illusion begins. How can a force stop in us? Opposed to natural forces? What allows us to stop ourselves from any incentive or ambition with the simple change of thought in ourselves? Do we have control over these forces? Or has the universe created a paradoxical element that acts as a pseudo-element that only exists in in our species?

At 6/15/13 09:56 PM, BigBadtheBazz wrote: I'm calling the cops

Wait! Don't! I have a proposition!

We can get whipped cream.

And we can even name our wonderful session, "Circular Logic". The whipped cream is white, which represents logic.

Perfect, right?

I want to flag the OP's post, the OP and the OP's life.

why can't my dreams come true

At 6/15/13 09:44 PM, Trambamboline wrote: I'm shaking my fist at you. You might not be able to tell because I'm not putting as much effort into it as I usually do, but rest assured the intent is still there.

Dude! What have I told you about air handjobs? It's not going to happen because your intent is there. You and Razz should get together, you're both creeps. ~;

At 6/15/13 09:45 PM, BigBadtheBazz wrote: I told you, stop trying to grab my taint.

Imma call the KHAPS on you.

I have never endeavored such a thing. >:( Your PM's are freaking me out.

I'm sure you'd like the authority on your ass, literally.

At 6/15/13 09:19 PM, BigBadtheBazz wrote: That's So Wriggle

That's what you named your dick.

Shame on you.

Did you have to PM me that information?

At 6/15/13 09:16 PM, BigBadtheBazz wrote: Man, fuck your logic

Please do. I love it when someone appreciate my mind over my body.

swear to christ I will jump off the edge of the table its gonna be a riot

Want to fuck my logic on that table? ;3