Yes, it is the question that has bewildered biologists for centuries. Where do babies come from? For years now I have put forth extensive research to reveal the truth. Unfortunately, my query has return little results. Allow me to retell my repudiated theories.
I first put thought into the common idea that babies are delivered by the drawn-out, muscular bill of the white stork, otherwise known as Ciconia ciconia. My hypothesis for this was simple; perhaps stork's uses its keen sense of humidity and aromatic detection derived from its snavel. Used to locate areas distressed infants. Then infer the babies' genetic code through certain navel cavities constricted between the stork's arffilaries, which may be able to detect certain proteins indigenous to specific paternal and maternal givers needed for that infants condition and body. Then using it powerful wing structure and previously stated acute sense of smell, locate to the parents designated by the bird. Any bird within an estimated 200 mile (321 kilometers) radius would take this duty of natural preservation. But alas, my research had proved this spurious.
My second theory was that possibly a human baby was formed when a male and female of the respected species engage lips (Labium inferius) to form what is known to humans as a "kiss". The idea was that chromosomatic saliva would be transferred. Male genetic code would be infused with female genetic code, creating a molecular compound called seclaious. When the compound accumulates it transforms into the visible goo-like material which contains DNA. The seclaious slips though the female esophagus and then settle in the lower part of the stomach called the nipidemous. The seclaious settles and is restructure by the stomach acids. Gradually, the baby is formed. When this premature stage grows too large it moves from the nipidemous into the main proportion of the stomach. This process can sped or retarded depending on how much stomach acid the female produces. Once the infant has matured to its fullest state, the female will then begin to regurgitate the baby. Thusly, the baby is made. This is basis of mine has also been refuted.
At this point I was completely befuddled. Where do babies come from? I had one last thesis. Babies fall from the sky... OK, now that's just absurd.
Here I am Newgrounds, asking you, where do babies come from?
