I actually used to own this hat. Can't recall where it is, though.

Such a shame, since it was pretty sweet.

Shouldn't it be fine as long as it plays music?

And for the record, get a Zune.

We should just put "Hey Heinrich, photoshop this picture".

I wonder if he puts any real effort in his shops, because he makes them pretty quick.

*pulls out red American Express card*

I will take Newgrounds off your hands for any amount of money!

Happy birthday you faggots!

Especially Poozy.

Isn't it some type of robot in the form of Rob?

When I was younger, I couldn't see anything, so I was always wearing glasses. Throughout the years my vision got better, and now I barely wear my contacts. Of course, I do wear my glasses at work to look slightly proffesional.

Happy Birthday Evark! Hope you have a blast getting wasted!

At 11/28/09 02:37 PM, cool154 wrote: I find it hard to believe that his account is that empty but he's level 58...

He just deposits. It's not like he browses the site or anything like that. Pimp making deposits is like the rest of us brushing out teeth in the morning.

I do that a lot, but it usually isn't on purpose. The only good thing is that people don't notice it.

I remember buying this Spongebob book back in '04, which stated that Pearl got her appearance from Mr. Krabs deceased wife.

So there ya' go.....

At 11/25/09 05:06 PM, Tateos wrote: Good luck my friend.

He's going to need it. Just a brave man making a foolish mistake...

Happy Birthday Mori! I'll be sure to make you a plushy for once!

The final boss from Mushihime-sama.

I spent $30 trying to beat it, and I couldn't even TOUCH the motherfucker.

If this played everytime I entered a room, I would be God.

At 11/22/09 10:55 PM, Minion777 wrote:

At 11/22/09 10:49 PM, STEM wrote:

Wait, that totally looks like...Australia

Wait, let me guess.
Public schooling, right?

Are you trying to cover up your mistakes? That's just sad.

At 11/22/09 06:32 PM, portalwarpedJP wrote:

At 11/22/09 06:30 PM, Otto wrote:

At 11/22/09 06:28 PM, portalwarpedJP wrote: i can create a second thread page.

You can also be the second to post on the page, instead.

no, my friend. i created the second page, but the other guy took his opportunity and posted before me.

I can post IN the second page.

At 11/21/09 12:45 AM, Enhance wrote: 5 years.

More like 10.

Apparently, I'm a bunch of latinos on Myspace who think they're "cholos".

I am truly ashamed of my ethnicity.

I've never done that. I always spit my gum out first, out of pure instinct.

At 11/17/09 12:22 AM, stick101 wrote:

'' Your the best i ever had, The best i ever had'' something like that

Isn't that the song by that shitty artist Drake? I heard it on the radio this morning, and was shocked that my radio wasn't on K-Rock.

I want the one with the shrimp.

On the right.

Since I'm a highschool graduate, I can be a substitute teacher! Please hire me.

Happy Birthday Wade!

I hate you.

What's so special abo-

Oh, I see what you did.

At 11/15/09 12:36 AM, chubbthehippo wrote: I know I've heard this in a movie or a TV show somewhere.

Brutal Legends beginning cutscene.

But yeah, I know how the OP feels. I would also like being born a few years before my original birthdate.

At 11/15/09 12:45 AM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: Genuis idea

Do what he said.

I would never hit the woman who fed, cleaned, and practically raised.

Lo siento señor, pero me temo que no puedo permitir que usted tenga una licencia para esa casa. La estructura general no parece estable.

Every. Fucking. Day.

At 11/14/09 01:15 PM, madzakk wrote: No, I'm not a Spanish-speaking Catholic.

That made me laugh really hard.

My parents never even mentioned Santa when I was a child. First time I ever heard of him was when I was 11. By then I knew that there's no such thing as an overweight man flying around the world, delivering presents to billions of people in about 10 hours.