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What's with thay popularity Rank?
Yesterday I was like number 300 and now I'm number 60,936.
What the fuck happened?
Did I piss someone off?
Was there some sort of catastrophe?

Ah the majestic Delorean DMC-10.

You know what the best thing about that car is?
Gullwing doors that means that if a cop pulls you over and asks you to get out of the car you can whack him in the face with the door and have an excuse.

I drive a 1988 Jaguar Xj-S sport coupe with a V12. On cold mornings it puts out so many fumes that I can't see out the back. It gets about 15 miles per gallon on premium. I also pamper my car with highly toxic car cleaners. So I ask you is my car personally reponsible for the hole in the ozone layer?

(note this isn't my car just one that looks like it (although mine has chrome wire wheels)sadly my scanner is on the fritz)

I Can't Wait for Nuclear Winter.

I am a fatman and I've always hoped that global nuclear war would break out because I would be the mack daddy when Nuclear Winter came.

While everyone else froze to death and complained about how there wasn't any food I would smile happily. For I like the majestic polar bear am insulated by a snug coat of blubber.

Then you skinny bastards would all wish you were fat.

While I don't think bush is gonna fire off any nukes I think that if it was organized right we could do it without starting nuclear war. If we got all the nuclear countries together and decided to take out some one really anoying like say Iraq or France or Quebec or Berkley or the Neverland Ranch then there wouldn't be a problem with the Russians and everyone else firing nukes at us.

I'm sick of the FUCKING ACLU. They think they can keep me from swearing in public. Why the Hell should they have the right to censor me! When I swear in Public I hardly ever swear at toddlers. I swear to God people stepping on my first ammendment rights like that really fucking piss me off. They say they are an and I quote "advocate of individual rights". Bullshit! they are an advocate of special intrest groups rights! If I see someone walking down the street I should be able to call them whatever the fuck I want just because of the principle of it. And they like wise should be able to call me whatever they want. But instead I can get sued because I impeded on someones "individual rights"!

God its because of people who think that they shouldn't have to fend for themselves that the French got conquered by Hitler in 2 weeks. If Americans think that they should have the ACLU and the Goverment to fend for them then we are gonna turn into a spineless country..... like France.

I don't want to see this La Pen guy elected but I must say that I am a little gratified to see the Frnch communists and socialists lose out to a wak job like La Pen.

Boom!

How dare they assault My beloved Home Land!

Well that settles it there is now only one answer for the middle east problem. Thermonuclear Anhilation!

I'm sick of depending on Islamic nations for oil anyway. I'm sure after we level the middle east the oil will be intact and then I can hear about something else on CNN. LIke democratic congressman who have their secretary/lovers knocked off.

Long Live Clan Ross!

At 4/22/02 07:00 PM, metallite wrote:

What the fuck are you on? Communists for the most part are so far to the right that they put Pat Buchanan to shame.

Hey dipshit don't dump the communists on the right. If We have to put up with being compared to fascists then left wingers should have to be compared to commies. You dirty pinko.

I don't think that Futurama is canceled. I heard about a month or so ago that it was but since then I haven't heard anything. The main reason that I don't think it was canceled is because fox didn't pull the whole "CATCH THE VERY LAST EPISODES OF FUTURAMA BEFORE ITS GONE FOREVER!" bit.

Also I must say as a long term simpson fan that the show is going down hill(the N'Sync episode was the lowpoint of the whole series. to quote comic book guy "Worst episode ever.").

By the way I didn't realize it until now but they don't show itchy and scratchy anymore I have to write some letters damnit!

My Name is Matt Ross and I am an addict. This is my sad story.

I'm currently addicted to retsyn crystals(those little specks in certs). I find that if I go without one of these for a day my hands start to shake and I am filled with uncontrollable homicidal urges and for some reason my breath loses it's minty freshness.

As an example I was driving down the road one day and I ran out of Certs Powerful Mints. So I went into a BP to get some more and when I discovered I had let my wallet at home and that I couldn't get my beloved mints. So I brutally attacked the cashier when he took the mints away from me so I brutally beat him and tortured him by shoving a dozen whole slim jims up his nose and then forcing him to drink mellow yellow. Eventually he blacked out and then I stole all the mints from the store.

I'm now up to two packs a day(note a pack has 50 mints in it.) and I fear I can't stop. There are more than 7 million retsyn addicts in the United States and thousands overdose everyday.

I was thinking that maybe I could find some drugs to help me with the withdrawal or maybe replacing my addiction with a new less dangerous one like heroin(I do need to lose some wait).

At 3/26/02 08:18 AM, pyroarchy wrote:

shall i post more? perhaps raspberryclocks home phone# and address? maybe yours? :)

Why don't you post my adress?
I just got a new .45 and I'm dying to try it out.

But nobody will break into my house.

At 3/26/02 08:18 AM, pyroarchy wrote:

shall i post more? perhaps raspberryclocks home phone# and address? maybe yours? :)

Why don't you post my address. I just got a new .45 and I want someone to break into my house so I can try it out.

Fuck, I think my topic is dead.

If you were a white guy from south africa and you moved to the United States would you be an African American?

To Many Popups! They're everywhere! I can't close them all!

Why Newgrounds Why?
I'm a groundsgold member goddamnit I'm supposed to get less advertising but as I speak I'm giving myself carpal tunal syndrome trying to close all these fucking things!

I don't need better insurance rates, I don't need a loan for home repairs, and I don't got2shop!

How can NG excuse this much advertising?

I can't take it anymore! I'm going postal!

At 3/22/02 11:30 AM, Cybermaster wrote: OK! Yes i'm an idiot!!!
I meant this...

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic.php?id=24979

Wow he is a jackass. Having your personal info exposed on the web would really suck because there are sick, sick people on the internet, like me.

At 3/22/02 02:36 AM, SquidOmelet wrote:

ok, so you believe in senseless murder... congratulations. do you need to pollute the forum with your little "i have a small penis, and i hate poeple with open minds" club. you're retarded.

What the fuck are you talking about?

What must I do to join The Vast Right Wing Conspiracy.

I don't have to kill anyone or amputate any of my body parts do I?

I want to be part of The Vast Right Wing Conspiracy.

At 3/21/02 04:08 AM, PointsofAuthortity wrote: What cool image do you have on your profile!?!

I have this. It is part of the cover of Wish You Were Here by Pink Floyd.

I'm suprised Strawberryclock has faired so poorly. Hs has only gotten one nomination so far.

I was expecting he would be dominating the biggest asshole competition considering how much content I see directed against him.

At 3/21/02 05:13 PM, Slizor wrote:

I know it maybe hard for some of you guys to swallow, but America didn't become a superpower until it decided to tell everyone in Europe to go fuck themselves for three years.

I wasn't really trying to say that America was a superpower after the war of 1812 just that we were viewed as a country that it would take some effort for a major European power to take us over, rather than an unstable weakling whose experimentation with democracy was doomed to failure.

Also Slizor I would like to know if your comment was reffering to our neutrality in WWI or WWII?

I would say VA7DAS.

He has disagreed with every thing I've ever posted on the BBS.

That Commie bastard.

Are you sure It was the right size?

You have to get it to be 100 X 100 or less.

I suggest a tool called IrfanView you can get it as freeware off of download.com

Thats the only reason I could think off.

WHo do you think is the Biggest asshole on Newgrounds. Everybody has a user who is their "arch enemy" a person who always disagrees with you on the BBS, or who likes all the submissions you hate, or who you feel is personally responsible for flooding Newground with crap.

Tell who you hate more than anyone else on NG and maybe we'll see who is the most despised person on Newgrounds.

Alright first let me say that I am a Christian but I am not some sort of fucking fanatic. While I admit that Christianity has been used as a means to control people, I just don't see how the creation of the universe(even if you except the big bang theory) can be expalined without some higher power.

I believe in evolution, I go to church about once a year, and I respect other religions. But I don't respect aethists.

I get sick of aethists saying that anyone who practices a religion is weakminded an that their beliefs are the only logical ones.

So I ask you why do aethists feel that they must insult everyone who doesn't hold the same beliefs they do, while they criticize organized religion for ostracizing them?

P.S. VA7DAS I hate to tell you this but communism doesn't work.

If only I could spell.

At 3/20/02 02:59 AM, VA7DAS wrote:

At 3/18/02 05:10 PM, FAT_MAN2k1 wrote: At 3/17/02 09:29 PM, VA7DAS wrote::

You fucking idiot:
Britian and american were at peace at the time. You entered in a war and failed to obtain the objective of the campaign(take over canada). Not only did you fail to obtain your objective your unorganized militia was sluagtered by profesional british and canadian soldiers.

Alright VA7DAS you've pissed me off

You say the British beat the crap out of us well suck on this you torie bastard. The most major engagement of the entore fucking war The Battle of New Orleans(which occured after the war was ended by the treaty of Ghent, so don't try and look smart by pointing it out.),was a major American. General and future president Andrwe "Action" Jackson. Led the supposedly pathetic American Militia and defeated a larger force of British army regulars. Not only did he beat them but he killed over 2000 (including there general) in a single hour while losing only 13 Americans.

That My Friend is one hell of an ass whipping!

We Americans took those British Fucks and made them are bitches! In the words of Sergent Hartman from Full Metal Jacket we spooned out there eyes and skull fucked them then tor of their heads and shit down there neck hole!

In Conclusion VA7DAS you bitch
While we didn't take over Canada as we started the war to do. By Ass Fucking the British at The Battle of New Orleans we established ourselves as a world power and after that England Never Fucked with us Again!

So Shove It!