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You hacked my password again you little fuck!
You obviosly have way to much time on your hands.
You have to much time on your hands implodinggoat.
I meant Plymouth Superbird not Pontiac Roadrunner in the above post. I am just mentally retarded.
Also I'd like to add that these are some other cars I really like. In No particular order.
1.1950s Mercedes Benz 300SL Gullwing
2.Jaguar XKE
3.Jaguar XK120
4.Porsche 911
5.Ferrari Dino
6.Lincoln Continental Mark III
7.mid 60s split rear window corvette
8.Early 60s quad headlamp duckback corvette
9.Maserati Ghilbi
10.Jaguar XJ-S
My Favorite car is my own 1988 V-12 Jaguar XJ-S. It has about three hundred horsepower a 0-60 time of about 6.0 seconds and a top speed of 170 Mph. It is pictured at the end of my post. (although the one in the picture isn't mine(my scanner is on the fritz)it is simialar except that mine also has chrome wire wheels.)
to provide you people who have posted already with a little car info on your choices.
1.The Back to the future car is a modified Delorean DMC-10. They were made in Ireland between 1980 and 1983 when the company went broke. It runs of an inline 6 cylinder and is capable of a top speed of 170 mph. It has gullwing doors that open upwards and the body is made out of unpainted stainless steel.
2.Volkswagons were originally mad by Nazis. Hitler asked his engineers to make a car for the people(thus the name Volkswagon translated as "peoples car") they designed the Beetle. Thus the car company of Hippies is also the car company of Hitler.
3.The Pontiac Roadrunner was a champion racecar for a few years until it was outlawed because it was beating the crap out of the other racecars. Rules on car shape are the reason that all Nascar cars look exactly alike.
I don't know alot on your other choices except that I've heard the Buick Grandnational has a 0-60 time of like 4 seconds and that I think that the Thunderbird models are the best cars Ford ever built.
Charles Darwin came up with a little something called natural selection which results in evolution.
Now for evolution to take place there must be diversity. In Socialism and Communism there is no diversity because everyone is equal.
Lets set up a hypothetical situation. Person A is a genuis and lives in a communist nation. Now person A could try to suceed and be a doctor or a scientist or not go to the trouble of rigorous schooling and sleepless nights and become a common laborer. Either way he will live in the same house and be paid the same amount. Now why should he try to suceed?
Without people attempting to suceed no progress is made. Science slows down, and society becomes a huge mass of uneducated workers. Also communist goverments when they begin to run into budget problems realize that if they stop supporting art, literature and music they can save money(and if they support the arts artists, writers, and musicians will probably be told what to produce). Thus culture dies.
Socialism while it doesn't do this to people has the same effect on business. Without the possibility of profit and competition from rival companies bussinesses have no incentive to provide better products and services to the public. Thus no progress is made. Furthermore when the goverment controls bussinesses they tell their people what to work on and thus run into many of the problems communism does because peoples efforts go totally to fufilling the will of the goverment.
In conclusion when communism or socialism is enacted diversity is destroyed and complete equilibrium is obtained. When this happens evolution (progress) halts. The standard of living is not improved and the hypothetical country finds itself being left behind by democratic nations.
Lemme give you a science lesson Slizor.
Charles Darwin came up with a little something called natural selection which results in evolution.
Now for evolution to take place there must be diversity. In Socialism and Communism there is no diversity because everyone is equal.
Lets set up a hypothetical situation. Person A is a genuis and lives in a communist nation. Now person A could try to suceed and be a doctor or a scientist or not go to the trouble of rigorous schooling and sleepless nights and become a common laborer. Either way he will live in the same house and be paid the same amount. Now why should he try to suceed?
Without people attempting to suceed no progress is made. Science slows down, and society becomes a huge mass of uneducated workers. Also communist goverments when they begin to run into budget problems realize that if they stop supporting art, literature and music they can save money(and if they support the arts artists, writers, and musicians will probably be told what to produce). Thus culture dies.
Socialism while it doesn't do this to people has the same effect on business. Without the possibility of profit and competition from rival companies bussinesses have no incentive to provide better products and services to the public. Thus no progress is made. Furthermore when the goverment controls bussinesses they tell their people what to work on and thus run into many of the problems communism does because peoples efforts go totally to fufilling the will of the goverment.
In conclusion when communism or socialism is enacted diversity is destroyed and complete equilibrium is obtained. When this happens evolution (progress) halts. The standard of living is not improved and the hypothetical country finds itself being left behind by democratic nations.
At 4/28/02 05:03 PM, Slizor wrote:
There was a russian elite, who were, for all purposes, a royal family. This is not equality, therefore not Communism. Also, look up Grain requistion. They let peasants starve and fed workers. Is that equality?
Then you are admitting that communism is impossible to properly execute? To keep everyone equal there must be someone in charge(thus negating total equality) if not someone such as myself will rise to power and set themselvess up as God. Read a story called Harrison Bergiron.
Socialism is mainly an economic reform. They take control of buisness, not people.
Businesses employ people dipshit.
That's because you don't know the difference.
Please Slizor enlighten me. If I don't know the diffrence then explain it to me.
At 4/28/02 04:32 PM, biggusdiccus wrote:
I'm sure he is talking to you beeyatch!
No biggusdiccus you are my beeyotch!
At 4/28/02 04:13 PM, implodinggoat wrote:
I would say my favourite "NGer" is Richard Roundtree or as you may know him SHAFT!
Scratch that I must say my favorite "NGer" is Jimi Hendrix the greatest musician of all time!
At 4/27/02 12:00 PM, SafetyCrewOne wrote:At 4/27/02 04:26 AM, agEnt_reAper wrote:OMG, you said "NGer" you fucking racist!
Jesus Christ, thats fucking hilarous!
I would say my favourite "NGer" is Richard Roundtree or as you may know him SHAFT!
At 4/27/02 06:12 AM, Slizor wrote: Flaw One: It assumes there is a god
Not Gonna argue with you about that. You are entitled to your opinion.(which you wouldn't be if you lived in the USSR.)
Flaw Two: It assumes that rights are God-given
So you don't want freedom of speech and religion?
Flaw Three: It assumes that the Soviet Union was Communist and that the Nazi's included many Socialist ideas.
The Nazis did use many socialist ideas. Befor Hitler started trying to conquer the world he was using many programs like FDR did. Perhaps thats why Nazi means National Socialist German Workers Party. Also I don't see how you can deny that the soviet union was a communist goverment thats just retarded.
Flaw Four: It assumes that Socialism gives people no indiviual rights
In order to maintain a goverment that has as much control as a socialis goverment does the goverment must be given more power thus limiting the individual rights of said goverments citizens.
Flaw Five: It assumes a human nature, most likely stemming from #1
No human nature? Damn your a synical bastard. There must be a human nature or else I wouldn't have felt guilty after the time I hit those kids wj=hen I passed a parked school bus.
Flaw Six: It assumes Socialists are Marxists.
I don't see a big diffrence.
Flaw Seven: With #3, it then assumes that the Soviet Union was crap
The soviet Union was crap!
1.They destroyed freedom of speech in Russia
2.They left Russia poverty stricken.
3.They destroyed Russian culture.
4.They executed about 20 million "dissidents".
5.They lost the Cold War.
6.They aren't around anymore! Ha!
At 4/27/02 03:19 PM, Afroman_0002 wrote: Well i would say your the biggest asshole on ng for even posting this dumb topic.
Are you talking to me cumgums?
At 1/3/02 04:08 AM, vibes wrote: I'm so miserable..
I'm sorry about amonth ago someone poisoned all three of my dogs with strycnine. I found them dead in the front yard. I wish i could find out who did it so I could break his legs.
I've worked my way down to two packs a week.
I'm glad some people liked my topic but what I really want to say is that I have found the biggest asshole on NG.
His name is biggusdiccus.
The assfuck hacked my password and impersonated me.
Plus he is a complete dumbass. The least he could do is do a decent job of trying to mock me.
If I find him the streets are going to run red with blood!
Alright Fuka! You pissed me off and now I'm gonna fight back!
I changed my password and did a little "research".
Your email is hotbeefcake@hotmail.com
Now if you want to continue fucking with me I warn you I can find your phone number and home address with little work.
So don't test me because I'm a respected member of the NRA!
My name is implodinggoat and I am a gay, gay man. My asshole is the size of a basketball hoop!
I have an IQ of 12 and I once had sex with a housecat!
I spend most of my time sucking biggusdiccus's dick.
and enjoy long walks on the beach.
Cum on board boys!
biggusdiccus you motherfucker!
You hacked my fucking password!
I admit it wasn't very creative but fuck you! I'm gonna change it to something so oubscure you'll never guess it. Then I'm gonna findout where you live and torch your house!
What the Fuck?????
I didn't write that!
Some mother fucker hacked my password!
Sonovabitch!
I'm aiming to be the biggest asshole on NG and to start I'm providing a list of people who I think are asswipes so that they will hate me for all eternity.
1.VA7DAS (Commie Fucker)
2.RaNcIdPsYcHoJoSh (Jackass)
3.Slizor (Hypocrit)
4.StrawberryClock(false God)
5.GameboyCC (dumbass)
6.implodinggoat (smartass)
7.Boysenberryclock (strawberryclock's bitch)
8.Anarchy_Penguin (humorless bastard)
9.traekwon (idiot)
10.tom-boy (wussy bitch)
want me to add ManWithTheGoldenGun as #11?
By the way I woner if he knows that Goldfinger is the best bond film. And that ass far as bond villans go Goldfinger would fuck the man with the golden gun up the ass.
Fuck You, You slack jawed yokel!
You are a dumbass piece of shit!
Also never use the word chode again that is my word motherfucker! If you use it again I'm gonna forcefeed you my dick!
If you ever talk about me again I will hunt you down like the dog you are!
:and suicide bombers are here a long time
i don't think you realy care about it because it didn't happen in your country so it's ok to make a game about it
Well there was one really big suicide bombing once.
Ummm... lets see I think it was last september.
Also the game is fun. Just like Grand Theft Auto, GTA2, and GTA3.
Also I don't see how its rascist.
At 4/26/02 11:21 AM, Slizor wrote:
It was more along the grounds of 4 million.
I've heard as high as 20 million and as low as 2 million I used the highest figure.
"The Palestinians are the modern-day Jews"
How so?
Christianity has the whole of Europe, North America and parts of South America. Why couldn't they spare any?
Thats moronic. While the majority of people in said areas are Christian there are no theocracies left on Earth that aren't Islamic theocracies(in less you count the Vatican as a country). Also I would say Latin American and South American Christians are much more fanatical than North American and European Christians.
Furthermore Islam seems to be the only religion still stuck in the "all infedels must die" mode. You don't see Buddhist Monks strapping dynamite to their chests and taking out a market full of innocent civilians.
Four Canadians soldiers from Edmonton were killed and eight were injured by an american bomber.
OH Baby war with Canada is finally coming! Ummm I can almost taste it!
At 4/25/02 02:40 PM, Slizor wrote:
The Jews didn't.My religion(Slizorism) demands a state...can I go and take land now?No, you've gotta fight for it. As much as we like to deny force these days, it does get things done.
No they didn't they just had about umm.... lets see 20 MILLION FUCKING PEOPLE! killed in the Holocaust!
Israel was a pity gift and quite frankly the jews deserved it after getting fucked over by the Asyrians, Egyptians, Romans, the Catholic Church, and of course the Nazis.
The jews may not have fought for their own state but they earned it. Islam has most of North Africa and the Middle East, they can spare a piece.
At 4/24/02 09:13 PM, Anarchy_Penguin wrote:
No, look for girls who like fast cars. Then buy turntables. Then become a lawyer, then senator, THEN THE WORLD! THEN ANDORRA!
Hmm Good idea. Where's Andorra?
At 4/24/02 05:33 PM, Commander-K25 wrote:
Why would we need Israel to secure oil? We buy from Saudi Arabia and other middle east states. We should be tapping the Alaska National Windlife Refuge
You are correct. Israel doesn't help us get oil (they don't have any). Also our support for them just pisses off the arab states that sell to us.
However I kinda disagree about the wildlife refuge thing. While I feel it would be a good short term solution I feel the long term solution is Nuclear Power and lots of it + research into cold fusion!
But that will never fly because of the eco types. They need to make up their mind if they oppose drilling they should reccomend a better solution.
At 4/23/02 10:55 PM, M60 wrote:
Was this really a question, or just a way for you to brag about and exploit your car?
Oh God its true! I am a sad pathetic human being that car is all that brings meaning to my life!
Perhaps I should get addicted to something?
I don't pity the Palestinians. Have you ever seen a map of what Israel conquered in the 60s(in a war they didn't start) they gave back the whole Sinai Peninsula and part of Egypt and a bunch of other crap. If I was them I wouldn't have given anything back.
Also I know this sounds calous but I don't see why the Palestinians need their own home land. I mean there are about 20 diffrent Islamic states Why should ther be a 21st.
Anyway I think that the United States should just stay out of it. We aren't the worlds babysitters damn it. If they want to kill eachother thats their business.
At 4/23/02 11:13 PM, M60 wrote: Yes, you pissed me off. So I used my Zen powers to move your popularity down. I am the Zen master.
Wow Zen Budhists can do that. I've gotta convert.
We Presbyterians can't do anything. Except we can stash our alchohol away really fast.
(In case you didn't know all Presbyterians are Alchoholics.)
