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At 5/14/02 10:55 PM, Bucephalus wrote:
Beethoven can SUCK MY FUCKING COCK

I don't think he can his lips, throat, tongue, and mouth decomposed along time ago.

Also I suggest you try some new synonnyms for cock. It's a bit overused. I suggest one of the following. Schlong, lovegun, piece of pork, willy, john thomas, your wifes best friend, one eyed trowser snake, or milk pumper.

At 5/14/02 10:19 AM, Slizor wrote:
There. That's your problem. You assume that the Communist structure needs a lot of power.

How could it be run without a lot of power? If pay wasn't a factor the goverment would have to enforce what occupations people had otherwise you would have a country populated by nothing but videogame testers and bad poets. You also have to have a large and powerful goverment just to handle the logistics of divying out the cash and property.

"Because something has never been done, it can't happen"

Thats why I said that Hypothesis is a better definintion. If every person in a Communist nation was totally content and supportive of the goverment and didn't mind having limits to their sucess pu ton them then communism could be possible. But in the real world there are people like me who don't like having the goverment telling them what to do.

At 5/14/02 10:14 AM, Slizor wrote:
I don't, and won't. Mainly because it is what happened. The Russians beat the Germans and America helped.

I still think that they couldn't have won alone. You obviosly think that they would. We are both entitked to our opinion and look at the last couple posts I realize that both of us are repeating ourselves. So I'm not gonna argue about it anymore.

Swap the first two letters on the words.

I realized that. I'm not a complete idiot you know. I just couldn't think of anything else to say in response.

....I've said this before, it was a grass roots army(mainly), they had no where to go.

They had those tunnels in the Jungle. they should have stayed in those.

I didn't say we weren't stupid for fighting a war like that, I'm just trying to counter your opinion that all American soldiers were baby killing monsters.

I'm not saying they are. I'm just pointing out that America has been brutal and undemocratic.

True, but the Vietnam war wasn't an attempt to be brutal It was just so poorly orchestrated that it ended up that way (In my opinion the last time we were brutal was when we were still fighting the American Indians and the last time we were really undemocratic was when we had the Japanese American detention centers in WWII, Although I think some of the socialist acts passed under the "Great Society" were pretty damn undemocratic.)

I was about to say the same thing to you.

Honestly I think that America shouldn't have been in that war. I'm for protecting democracy in the third world but the poor orchestration on our part made the war unwinable(I know thats not a word). If we had gone in there full out like we did in the Gulf War then we probably could have won rather quickly, but all the peacemeal little attacks that we executed were a waste of lives. While I agreed with (some of) the ambitions behind the Vietnam war Its poor execution quickly made it a pointless war.

At 5/14/02 01:30 PM, Bucephalus wrote:

Bach doesn't count as a band I guess, but he'd be on there.

I've never really liked Bach, I'm more of a Beethoven fan.

At 5/14/02 12:22 PM, CirUs wrote: Improgent (Whatever your name is) fuck off..your annoying i dont wanna post on your gay thread anymore..if you keep talking im going to get your ip and get my friend at MSU campas to packet your ass so long. So if i were you..i would shut up you fucking n00b.

Listen you balless little shit, I don't want you posting on my thread anymore either. Also you know your a fucking pussy when you not only threaten to hack me but are such a big puss that you threaten to have your friend do it for you.

To you Cirus I say bring it the fuck on! I don't know how it is in Canada but here in the states we have a little thing called freedom of speech(Cirus I know your a dumbass who can't grasp basic concepts so I'll just tell you that I was being sarcastic) In other words there is no fucking way that I'll ever shut up, especially not for a little bitch like you.
Furthermore.
You can go ahead and hack me I don't care I have nothing on my computer that I want to hide plus the things under warranty so I don't give a fuck if you stuff it full of viruses. However if you did I would have to come up there and shitbeat you just out of princple, you chode licking, cum guzzling, inbred, ass pirate!

Don't think I can shitbeat you? Let me spell it out I'm a 250 pound Scottish fat man with an aggression disorder, if you fought me the first thing I'd do is bight your fucking nose off! Following that I'll tear out your eyes and skull fuck you then tear off your head and shit down your neckhole! Why?....

Cause I'm a crazy Mother Fucker!

At 5/13/02 09:27 PM, Aipy_Productions wrote:

listen to this funny shit.. the score of the canadiens vs. the carolina hurricanes is 8 one...!

Damn thats a shitbeating what channel is that on?

At 5/13/02 09:27 PM, Aipy_Productions wrote:
i asked the same question and nobody replied. NOW YOU ASK AND EVERYONE IS RESPONDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111
fUCK U!

not u, immagoat ....whatever, the people who didnt respond suck.
listen to this funny shit.. the score of the canadiens vs. the carolina hurricanes is 8 one...!

The truth is I'm one of those assholes who brings their posts back from the dead when they fall off the front page.

If you look back on page one or two of this post I think I declared it dead once. Or was that my post about nuclear winter?

Pink Floyd is not overrated, if anything they are underrated.

The most overrated band of all time is the Beatles. While the Beatles are a great band so many people list them as the greatest band of all time (while they are far from it) that I feel they are very overated.

The 2nd most overrated band of all time is AC/DC because people actually consider the moronic crap they write music.

Bambi and Thumper were the best female villans.

At 5/10/02 11:31 AM, CirUs wrote: I had this arguement with someone before..i had many accounts and i been here since the portal just began. The term n00b has nothing to do with when you signed up or how many exp points you have. A person who is on level 1 and has 2 posts could be the biggest hacker in north America..so he cant really be a noob can he? since im lazy and i know you would never fly down here to have a real fight how about you post your ip adress up here and i will show you what i can do..better yet..give me your icq number so i can get the real one.

This isn't my first account translation "I'm an annoying piece of shit and I got my bitch ass banned"

2nd Canada is North of America so I don't think I would be going "down there"

Now your going to hack me la dee da! I don't fool around son! I'm a crazy mother fucker with a big ass gun collection!

Also I might point out that I came to this site back when there was nothing on it but Club A Seal! So suck it!

At 5/13/02 11:35 AM, Slizor wrote:

Logic and History tell us the sacrafice of personal liberties in inherent in a succesful communist system.

Explain.

To have control in dividing up property and such there must be a command structure. In a command structure that requires as much power as a communist system does corruption is just to easy. To keep an all powerful govermnet like that in control they would have to silence dissidents such as myself. Otherwise said dissidents such as myself would either overthrow said goverment or would sit around on our asses and wait for our goverment check(why should we work?).

You're getting confused between theory and hypothesis.

Theories generally have proof to support them. Considering that there has never been a just and free communist system I belive that you are correct hypothesis is a better definition of communism.

At 5/13/02 11:20 AM, Slizor wrote:

And my information, taken from a site which has an American bias, refutes this.

American Special forces conducted an attack on the Nazi's main nuclear research facility where they were conducting experiments with heavy water. This attack set the Nazis Atom bomb development back a year or two. In addition you can't possibly refute the fact that it would have taken the Russians longer to beat the Germans without America. I keep telling you the Nazis were 2 years at most away from develpoing an A bomb when Berlin fell. It took the Russians 7 years after the U.S. did to develop a nuke and they developed it by stealing the technology from us.

Hah. Ket calling the pottle.

Ket? Pottle?

Yeah, I mean if the N. Vietnamese don't want their civs killed then they shouldn't allow them to live in villages!

No if they didn't want their civs killed they shouldn't have put their damn troops in the villages.

And what was the war about again? Hmmm?

I didn't say we weren't stupid for fighting a war like that, I'm just trying to counter your opinion that all American soldiers were baby killing monsters.

Also I might point out that your wonderful communist regimes have killed tens of millions (20 miilion in the U.S.S.R., 3 million or so in China, a couple hunderd thousand in N. Korea ,maybe a million in Vietnam, and a full 80 million in Cambodia. Total=about 105 million.)of innocent civilians the U.S. has killed maybe 1 million tops in its entire history.

That's a guess, I had the figures somewhere. Plus, all the "communist countries" were and aren't Communist!

I estimated on Nam, North Korea and China(rather consevatively I might add) my figures for Cambodia are dead on, and for the Russians I only included the murders under the Stalin regime. If anything my estimate was low.

Also as for your "they weren't communist" argument its getting really old. You say that there has never been a true communist nation, that only makes me feel that it is an unobtainable theory.

What the fuck are you talking about?! This is meant to be a response about the American tactics, ie naplaming.

There are two sides in a war. You obviosly are only capable of seeing the faults on one side.

Sweet! I was getting ready to buy one and if the price is going down that just gives me more encouragement.

God I love Halo.

At 5/9/02 08:07 AM, IzAx wrote: Well said. If the bitch really did do it, she'll burn in hell. The end. Finito.

Which part is well said? My incoherent babbling, or the opinion that I'm a "dumb Kurt fan"?

I'm sad that nobody (other than me) has put down Hendrix.

However I am pleased that the people on this site have better taste in music than I thought they would (for the most part).

At 5/9/02 05:09 AM, ManWithTheGoldenGun wrote:

At 5/5/02 10:00 PM, implodinggoat wrote: Hey Goldengun does that superfluous nipple bother you?

Bother me? No no no nooo, in many places, it's conciderd a sign of invounerabilaty and enhanced sexual power.

I wish I had a superfulous nipple. All I have are flat feet.

At 5/9/02 12:16 PM, CirUs wrote:
Hey im glad im added to your nerd list. I dont come to NG to make friends..i have real friends unlike you cyber geeks..i come to watch flash movies. If you have a problem with me say it to my face not over a computer n00b.

I was hoping you'd say something. For starters I likely have many more friends than you do. I also don't go online to make friends I go online to argue with fucks like you.

Furthermore my friends like me because of my personality not because I'm in the same cult with them, or the same terrorist organization which I am sure is the only way that a little fuck like you could find any companionship.

Also I find it amusing that you are calling me a n00b considering that I have over twice as many posts as you do, I am 4 experience levels higher than you, and joined months before you did.

Now if you want me to say this to your face then please feel free to come down to North Carolina. I'd offer to go up to Canada but I couldn't bring my gun with me.

At 5/9/02 01:16 PM, Slizor wrote:
Who says that will happen?

Logic and History tell us the sacrafice of personal liberties in inherent in a succesful communist system.

No I could never be happy in a Communist system. I would never be content in a society that tells me what proffesion I can have and, where I'll live, and how much I'll be paid. In a situation like that I'd be forced to strike out against the goverment that finds it's support from pawns like you.

Yet again, who says that will happen? Please, for my sanities sake do some research into the political theory.

Key word here "theory". It may work in theory but in practice it has failed again and again. For communism to work the entire population has to be made up of mindless pawns.

At 5/9/02 03:18 PM, nocoins3 wrote: Wow, I am so impressed by your car. yawn. Another 17 year old spoiled rich kid.

Spoiled rich kid? I think not! My car is a passion for me and I had to work at Subway for minimum wage to pay for the gas godammit!

At 5/9/02 12:47 PM, Slizor wrote:
Good for you. You'd probaly e up against the wall anyhow.

I wouldn't think a Pinko Bitch like you would have the cahones to pull the trigger.

At 5/9/02 01:11 PM, Slizor wrote:
No no, you gave no examples just said "different morals which caused Americans to naplam yadda yadda yadda." The only possible implication is that you mean low morals

different does not mean low. I would consider their morals low, but I am attempting to judge them by their standards not mine.

This is your opinion.

Its a very educated hypothesis, and well supported.

Are you not reading what I'm writing? Or can't you?

I'm reading it, but your biased poorly informed view of history is hardly worth considering.

It is irrelevant why you did it. You did it. You killed innocent civilans.

I'm telling you the N. Vietnamese share responsibility because they put their civilians in harms way. Secondly the reason is important. It was a war, people die in wars(lifes a bitch deal with it.).

Also I might point out that your wonderful communist regimes have killed tens of millions (20 miilion in the U.S.S.R., 3 million or so in China, a couple hunderd thousand in N. Korea ,maybe a million in Vietnam, and a full 80 million in Cambodia. Total=about 105 million.)of innocent civilians the U.S. has killed maybe 1 million tops in its entire history.

Exactly! It failed to stop the N. Vietnamese. If you are trying to say it held them off it is a moot point since not only did the naplaming stop, but they also lost all of the American troops.

What the Fuck are you talking about? I was talking about how the North Vietnamese strategy was effective.

New Canidate!

CirUs, that little fuck just royally pissed me off!

He's a step away from being a fucking terrorist!

Plus he dared to contradict me!

and whats worse he did a shitty job off trying to argue with me.

CirUs if you read this I want you to know that your not worthy to lick my chode! You little Fuck!

At 5/4/02 11:06 PM, Paul138 wrote:

At 5/2/02 09:49 PM, implodinggoat wrote: 4.Courtney is a Fucking Crazy Bitch!

That's one fact right.

Damn Straight!

I don't know what the Fuck Kurt was thinking when he married the slut.

I'd triple bag my cock before I got with in 20 feet of that slut if you know whit I mean?

At 5/7/02 08:30 AM, Superabound wrote: LAMBCHOP

Ummm.... Lambchops.....

At 5/8/02 11:31 PM, CirUs wrote: You dont understand man..if you guys even NUKE another country (doesnt matter what they did) it will start a nuclear war. Many countries have nukes and they wont hesitate to use them. You guys think other countries will stand by while you go around blowing up countries...hells no, suicide bombings will start to appear in our supermarkets and at schools..basically WW3 will start and maybe even worse. Im not juding all americans by 1 persons words...but every american i ever talked to said "yah well we can nuke em" ...idiots.

We can Nuke everyone once we get that missle shield running. Plus we don't need nukes. The carnage that we can nleash with "conventional" weapons is pretty damn impressive. We took out the Taliban with little trouble and we could do the same to Iraq, Iran(although they are getting better), and anyother Islamic state that fucks with us.

I'm not hateful and I don't think we should nuke anyone(unless they nuke us) but those damn Islamic fanatics have to learn that they can't fuck with the United States. I don't propose a holy war on Islam (although they declared one on us) I feel that Islam if properly practiced is a fine religion, but the Islamic church heirarchy has become so ass backwards that its becoming hard to tolerate.

They are the last theocracies on Earth and some day the "its their culture" excuse is going to be used up and the whole world not just the United States is gonna say "Enough of Your Shit!" to the Islamic states.

I can't see how you can take the side of an assbackwards religouse order over Western Culture which accepts all religions and and provides equal rights for all their citizens.

In conclusion CirUs your a little fuck!

At 5/8/02 11:41 PM, CirUs wrote: OH look whose judging a religion by a groups actions. You people accuse me of saying americans in general are idiots because of 1 persons actions..your accusing a whole RELIGION (fastest growing religion in the world) of being part of septermber 11th. "we could knock islam down" you really think so? hah..millions of muslims are willing to kill themselves for islam..isnt that kinda scary? muslims are everywhere..just imagine if your in the wrong place in the wrong time? Accusing a religion of being terrorists because of 1 groups actions is just like me accusing americans for being dumb. Please go read a book.

Islam is a decent religion but the Islamic Church is crap! It promotes terrorism, It rejects science, encourages domestic abuse, subjugates women, tells its members how to interpret the Koran and marks everyother religion as infidels.

Plus I'm hardly judging Islam by one groups actions there are hundreds(thousands) of Islamic terrorist groups with hundreds of thousands(millions?) of members.

Also you are a Fucking retard for not thinking Islam was part of September 11th. Were they not Islamic terrorists? Is Osama Bin Laden Jewish?

There willing to kill themselves for Islams. La Dee Da! WE HAVE NUKES MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!!

In Conclusion Islam is a decent religion in writing but it has been warped into a perverse form by the Islamic Church. There are parallels for this in History such as the crusades and the inquisition, but those were several hundred years ago. The Islamic Church has no excuse for it's antiquated fundamentalism.

At 5/7/02 11:42 AM, Slizor wrote:

He admits exploitation! Communism(and Socialism) are still not antiquated as there is still massive exploitation. Just look at the Nike factories in Asia, etc, etc.

Exploitation happens but it certainly isn't a valid reason to throw away our personal liberties to an all powerful goverment.

So? In a communist system every person has the ability to be happy.

No I could never be happy in a Communist system. I would never be content in a society that tells me what proffesion I can have and, where I'll live, and how much I'll be paid. In a situation like that I'd be forced to strike out against the goverment that finds it's support from pawns like you.

At 5/8/02 11:42 AM, Slizor wrote: I'm not doing anything. You said "Do you know why we had to commit those attrocities? Because we were fighting people with a completley diffrent moral code", how is it different?

You said you imply low morals the only reason you consider what I said low morals is because you actually agree with me that rigging children as bombs is Amoral. I don't judge the Vietnamese, I don't know enough about Buddhism to claim that they were violating their own moral code, but I can't apply my Christian morals or standards of European Chivalry to them without being called a hypocrit.

.And you didn't save our asses, I've een over this many times, the USSR did the iggest part in WW2 and would have won it on their own.

Wrong! By the time the Russians got anywhere near Berlin; Moscow, Stalingrad, Leningrad,(London)and half of Russia(as well as England)would be in a Nuclear cloud!

The Russians were pushing the Germans back. And they did do more, the Russians caused 80% of German fatalities. The Germans were losing at the time the second front opened.

Russian weather did much more. In the War the Germans lost 4 million the Russians lost 10 million, the Russians couldn't keep taking casulties like that. Also the Russians were able to push the Germans back because the Germans had to bring much of their army over to the western front because of the Normandy landing and Patton's Third Army. If the German's didn't have to reinforce their western front the Russians never could have pushed them back.

The Americans naplamed everything. It was not revenge attacks or anything like that. It was straight out killing.

Everything? For starters thats a huge exageration, and secondly we resorted to Napalm because the Vietnamese hid in villages and jungles. Without clear targets we had to take stabs in the dark.

It wasn't effective at all. There was still organised resistance even at the time they left.

Bullshit it wasn't! The S. Vietnamese were no challenge to the N. Vietnamese by themselves. After we pulled out of the war the N. Vietnamese had it in the bag.

At 5/7/02 11:35 AM, Slizor wrote:
At the start? No. In the end? Maybe, if we work at it. Although Armani will probably be killed.

Yeah right.

And how about my Jag. I drive an old 1988 V12 Jag that sucks down premium. I'd have to get rid of it if you damn socialists had your way! If anyone tried to take Secriteriat(thats my cars name) away from me I'd yank out my Colt .45 and go down in a hail of gunfire.

I love KABOOM! its great. Nice small file size and it's addictive as hell!

I don't think I'm a hateful person and I don't support terrorism. I'm a Republican for Gods sake!

But I still think KABOOM! is a great game and if Newgrounds was forced to remove it I would know that our goverment has abandoned the constitution and I'll move to New Zealand!

Newgrounds isn't a site for children and I can't see KABOOM! encouraging anyone to become a terrorist.

I think that fabulous999 should add in a little animation showing Osama Bin Laden sticking a carrot up his ass or something then the ignorant people who criticize this game won't have a leg to stand on.